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« on: April 23, 2011, 08:54:04 PM »
Just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Easter Here.   Snoopy mooners bunny3 bunny dancing bunny2 Steak bread Pie.  B.
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2011, 10:16:17 PM »
You Too!!!!  Enjoy the day!
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2011, 01:14:41 AM »
 bunny2 bunny2 bunny2 I prefer to wish every one a HOPPY Easter!!! bunny2 bunny2 bunny2

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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2011, 03:42:13 AM »
May the bunny be good to everyone.

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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2011, 03:52:35 AM »
Happy Easter
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2011, 09:54:36 AM »
Everyone enjoy your day weather is great here , heading to nc to see grand kids , and sugar them up and leave
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2011, 10:26:05 AM »
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!!! bunny3 bunny2 bunny2 bunny2
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2011, 12:15:14 PM »
Remember, the Easter egg hunt is for the kids!  rotflmao Happy Easter everyone.

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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2011, 03:44:12 PM »
Happy Easter to everyone hanging on NLG today!!
 usa_flag conquer bunny3 Bunny Shoot egghead egghead egghead egghead egghead egghead egghead egghead egghead egghead egghead egghead CoolChicken
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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2011, 04:30:11 PM »

Happy Easter and be safe if you must drive.
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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2011, 06:34:41 PM »
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is  DEAD.

The driver feels so awful   that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," ! he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says,"Don't worry."

She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead  Easter Bunny ,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto him.

The  Easter Bunny  jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops,
turns around and waves again,

he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves,

hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,

and repeats this again and again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says..



(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)

(You know you're gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)

(OK, here it is)

It says,


"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."

Happy Easter!!!

 
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2011, 04:03:47 AM »
Good one Jay!!! Clap Clap Clap +1 (Karma, or whatever)

I thought that I had haird that one before? Duh!

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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2011, 04:08:59 AM »
Hey I was just watching "Easter Bunnies Gone Wild," and I captured this screen to share with you guys just how crazy a holiday Easter can be!

Also, to the best of my knowledge no real chocolate Easter Bunnies were harmed in this movie! BUT... If I had one, I can tell you for a fact that there would be nothing left to take a picture of! Chocolate bunny3 Chocolate

I hope that all had a HOPPY EASTER!  bunny2 bunny2 bunny2

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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2011, 05:31:33 AM »
Quote from: CaptainHappy on April 25, 2011, 04:03:47 AM
Good one Jay!!! Clap Clap Clap +1 (Karma, or whatever)

I thought that I had haird that one before? Duh!

CH CaptainHappy

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