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« on: August 07, 2011, 05:26:57 PM »
This guy was such a joke we thought we would bring him back for another showing
here on NLG   Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh!


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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2011, 05:35:45 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2011, 05:48:33 PM »
and lets not forget about this ass and his how to win at slots BS...  Crazy Crazy Crazy

 ttth ttth First off you need to have a REAL SLOT MACHINE not a patch-of-crap POS want to be slot...  ttth ttth

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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2011, 05:59:45 PM »
 wtf1 Vomiting Smiley clip

Joey,

You owe me 8 minutes and 34 seconds back on my life! Crazy Crazy Crazy Cry Laughing

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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2011, 08:15:50 PM »
CH CaptainHappy I took your advice and passed on the "patch-of-crap" slot idiot video. (Okay, to be fair, I do recall watching it the first time around. arrow frying pan)

Joey, I have a copy of Dial-Guy uploaded to YouTube, just in case the original ever gets taken down. wave


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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2011, 12:29:06 AM »
Wait till he tell's you how a George Forman grill really works!
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2011, 01:14:20 AM »
Well, in all fairness the first guy did say that slot machines are designed to take your money. Can't argue with that.  Tongue Out
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2011, 02:03:08 AM »
As long as we're being fair  frying pan then in all fairness to the Pachislo "patch-of-crap" guy, most (but not all) of his information does apply to Pachislos. His problem is that he's trying to equate Pachislos to Nevada type class III slot machines. That's like comparing apples and bowling balls.

  • Pachislos DO cycle and are not completely random, however, the frequency of the Big Bonus and Regular Bonus rounds still varies randomly within narrow parameters, as do the regular payouts.
  • During normal play, the player has almost no control over where the reels will stop or when the machine will pay small wins, but they can sometimes be influenced to a small degree – although usually to the player's detriment, not to the player's advantage.
  • After completing the series of wins to set up the Big Bonus, the player DOES have control over the reels. This is when the skill aspect comes into play. A skillful player will be able to align the jackpot symbols to start the Big Bonus more quickly than an unskillful player, thus saving some tokens. This is only true after the Big Bonus has been set up through normal play.
  • During the Big Bonus, the player can use skill to prevent the Jac In, which starts each regular bonus round. Doing this allows the player to win more in the Big Bonus.


The BS:
  • None of what he's talking about applies to Neveda-style US. slots, which ARE as completely random as humanly possible.
  • Even Pachislos don't check how "full of coins" they are to "decide when to pay out." Duh!
  • He incorrectly equates random outcome with skill. (Blackjack, poker, and video poker are random outcome games in which skill can improve the payback. Slots, baccarat, and roulette are random outcome games in which skill doesn't matter.)

Finally, he's right about one thing: You can't beat the slots. Tongue Out

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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2011, 02:36:47 AM »
I don't ever want to hear the word "pre-programmed" again.

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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2011, 02:49:31 AM »
Quote from: Yoeddy1 on August 08, 2011, 02:36:47 AM
I don't ever want to hear the word "pre-programmed" again.

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Did your wife pre-program you to say that? Crazy frying pan Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2011, 10:32:54 PM »
"And I believe that is a rhinoceros"  bust gut laughing  Silly Me!

God why did I just watch that??????
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2011, 11:43:17 PM »
Quote from: rilaw on August 08, 2011, 10:32:54 PM
"And I believe that is a rhinoceros"  bust gut laughing  Silly Me!

God why did I just watch that??????

Yeah, I played that part over and over.  Cracks me up.  Lol!

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« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2011, 12:35:15 AM »
Quote from: rilaw on August 08, 2011, 10:32:54 PM
"And I believe that is a rhinoceros"  bust gut laughing  Silly Me!

God why did I just watch that??????

'Cause you got suckered in, like the rest of us. Crazy Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing
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« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2011, 12:48:16 AM »
oh crap...now I gotta watch it just to see this bloody rhino.... Cry Laughing
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« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2011, 02:08:11 AM »
Quote from: stayouttadabunker on August 09, 2011, 12:48:16 AM
oh crap...now I gotta watch it just to see this bloody rhino.... Cry Laughing

Just skip to 6:31 and avoid the rush. knockout frying pan

Maybe we should dub him "Rhinoceros Man," or just "Rhino-Man"?  I thought of "Patch-O-Crap Rhino Man," but it's too long, and while "Rhino Crap Man" is appropriate, it doesn't roll off the tongue well. Tongue Out


So we'll have "Dial-Guy" and "Rhino-Man"


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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2011, 06:05:05 PM »
Now I know that all my machines must be defective - they all are missing the dial.   I hope he made the video of how cars run on water. Scratch Head Scratch Head
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