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« on: October 30, 2010, 04:27:38 AM »
This question was brought up on a business trip, so I'm going to pass it along to you bums too.

Which one would you choose if you HAD to?

A.  Watch a porno with your parents?

or

B.  Watch a porno starring your parents?

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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2010, 06:24:58 AM »
You know, deep inside you there's a sick individual fighting to get out...  Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing

I'm not going near that one. no
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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2010, 12:11:38 PM »
Well, if you watch the porno starring your parents, you may be actually witnessing yourself being conceived!  Duh! Unless of course you are REALLY sick and are talking about a porno with your parens in their 60's or 70's!!!  Crazy

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« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2010, 01:06:04 PM »
They both are better than watching a porno made by your parents  no
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2010, 04:20:05 AM »
Quote from: brichter on October 30, 2010, 06:24:58 AM
You know, deep inside you there's a sick individual fighting to get out...  Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing
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It's too late!! He's OUT. Crazy Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing
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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2010, 05:27:57 AM »
Quote from: StatFreak on November 01, 2010, 04:20:05 AM
Quote from: brichter on October 30, 2010, 06:24:58 AM
You know, deep inside you there's a sick individual fighting to get out...  Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing
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It's too late!! He's OUT. Crazy Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing

Nah, if he ever got out, we'd probably see it on the news...  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing



Police today tried to arrest a man dressed in a bloody hockey uniform for playing a slot machine while watching a porno made by his parents. The suspect tried to escape by jumping in a pool of diarrhea, but was caught later when he returned home for a shower.   Police say he was a "True Multitasker".

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« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2010, 05:31:47 AM »
Dude that was below the belt! 

Lol!
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« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2010, 09:07:33 AM »
Quote from: Yoeddy1 on November 01, 2010, 05:31:47 AM
Dude that was below the belt! 

Lol!

Maybe, but he put in a disclaimer, and I bet you laughed as much as I did! Cry Laughing TMI Just Kidding :280 Don't TAZE me Bro! Corny Crazy

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« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2010, 10:08:44 AM »
I'd choose the "A" scenario.
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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2010, 11:47:00 AM »
Quote from: CaptainHappy on November 01, 2010, 09:07:33 AM
Quote from: Yoeddy1 on November 01, 2010, 05:31:47 AM
Dude that was below the belt!  

Lol!

Maybe, but he put in a disclaimer, and I bet you laughed as much as I did! Cry Laughing TMI Just Kidding :280 Don't TAZE me Bro! Corny Crazy

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« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2010, 02:15:36 PM »
Quote from: Yoeddy1 on October 30, 2010, 04:27:38 AM
This question was brought up on a business trip, so I'm going to pass it along to you bums too.

Which one would you choose if you HAD to?

A.  Watch a porno with your parents?

or

B.  Watch a porno starring your parents?

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Its funny JASON   has RON JEREMY ON THE DRUMS ON HIS ADVITAR !!!
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« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2010, 02:22:11 PM »
Haha!  While it may look like RJ, that avatar was ripped from the classic 80's arcade game "Journey."  Mr. Steve Smith himself!  Gotta love Journey!
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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2010, 06:26:24 PM »
Quote from: Yoeddy1 on November 01, 2010, 02:22:11 PM
Haha!  While it may look like RJ, that avatar was ripped from the classic 80's arcade game "Journey."  Mr. Steve Smith himself!  Gotta love Journey!

I would have to agree since if it was the Legendary Ron, there would only be one drumstick! Silly Me!

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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2010, 06:29:06 PM »
Quote from: CaptainHappy on November 01, 2010, 06:26:24 PM
Quote from: Yoeddy1 on November 01, 2010, 02:22:11 PM
Haha!  While it may look like RJ, that avatar was ripped from the classic 80's arcade game "Journey."  Mr. Steve Smith himself!  Gotta love Journey!

I would have to agree since if it was the Legendary Ron, there would only be one drumstick! Silly Me!

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I knew that would come up eventually!  LOL!  The hedgehog abides.
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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2010, 06:35:52 PM »
SF garfield ,

I have a huge folder of collected smilies that I "was gonna put up some time." It still has quite a few left, and many that I cannot add!!! censored advisory  Well I was going to study the nearly 200 page voter guide, and I could not  zzzzzzz , so I decided to do the smileys instead! It took alot longer than I thought to get them added and organized. I figured that some of them were pretty damn good for our members!

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« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2010, 09:23:57 PM »
CH CaptainHappy ,  Thank You! for doing such a great job of keeping the groupings organized. applause
...and don't worry about reading the voter guide; just call me and I'll tell you how to vote. boss Crazy frying pan              I voted  rotflmao rotflmao

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« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2010, 10:58:56 PM »
Just vote for somebody that will understand we want slots in our homes!!!!  arrow
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« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2010, 11:09:39 PM »
Quote from: stayouttadabunker on November 01, 2010, 10:58:56 PM
Just vote for somebody that will understand we want slots in our homes!!!!  arrow

This is California. We have a proposition on the ballet to legalize marijuana, but not slots.
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« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2010, 11:21:20 PM »
And we don't have hookers, we have sex workers.
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« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2010, 12:01:43 AM »
Quote from: brichter on November 01, 2010, 11:21:20 PM
And we don't have hookers, we have sex workers.

lol...we have them here too...they're former politicians... Tongue Out
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« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2010, 12:52:06 AM »
Quote from: brichter on November 01, 2010, 11:21:20 PM
And we don't have hookers, we have sex workers.

I thought they were called "relaxation therapists" frying pan

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Quote from: brichter on November 01, 2010, 11:21:20 PM
And we don't have hookers, we have sex workers.

lol...we have them here too...they're former politicians... Tongue Out

That makes sense, since they would be experts at screwing people. Duh! knockout  Of course, the truth is that they're too dishonest to be hookers.  Spank
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« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2010, 01:06:45 AM »
Watch out what you say, the sex workers in San Francisco are unionized!  boss boss

Gavin Newsom, the mayor of San Francisco, was against this idea because he didn't want any competition screwing the people of the city. Silly Me! Duh! Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing
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« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2010, 09:28:53 AM »
Funny stuff, and I cannot resist asking.... Is there a happy ending coming to this thread??? (Sorry "THAT" Smiley is  muted censored advisory ) Cry Laughing

Don't worry Jason, noone is going to blow off your topic. rotflmao I will give you a hand Clap for starting it!  (Again, sorry "THAT" Smiley is  muted censored advisory ) Silly Me! Cry Laughing


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