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Title: "Hot Pockets" Post by: KirkLasVegas on March 28, 2010, 01:29:30 AM Am I the only one noticing they seem to now taste like a "Sh1t pocket" I had one (Cheeseburger) that was absolutely disgusting.
And they instruct you to cook TWO of them for 3 minutes,30 seconds.Well that might be fine on the exhaust manifold of a Buick, But if you do that in a normal 1,000 watt microwave expect to lose the roof of your mouth when you bite into one of these crappockets. I nuked 2 of these little road-apples today. I took 2 bites from the first one. I would NOT feed this "Gruel" to a homeless man! The rest went in the trash, complete garbage. I fired off a letter to "Nestles", the parent company that cranks out this tripe.Lets see what they have to say about it. Tommorrow is a "Food Run" day here, I highly suspect the entire lot of this "ready to eat Botulism" will be going back where it was purchased from. Title: Re: "Hot Pockets" Post by: StatFreak on March 28, 2010, 01:46:03 AM :208- :208- :208- :208- :208-
Hey, it's instant plastic food for our instant plastic society! Just pay with plastic, nuke lightly in the faux-metal plastic paper "browner" that they so graciously provide (it probably costs more than the ground, pasteurized, processed faux-meat-like food layers that they put inside the shell), kill off your taste buds with the first over-irradiated pocket, and enjoy the rest of them! :30- :30- :96- :38- :168- :168- :168- :40- :40- :86- :86- That's what Pepto is for. :208- :208- :208- (okay, we don't have pocket emoticons -- the tacos are the closest thing we've got and I'm too lazy to go looking right now.) Title: Re: "Hot Pockets" Post by: reho33 on March 28, 2010, 01:48:33 AM Kirk,
You don't like coffee makers. You don't like hot pockets You don't like cable companies What do you like ???? LOL Title: Re: "Hot Pockets" Post by: StatFreak on March 28, 2010, 01:53:08 AM Kirk, You don't like coffee makers. You don't like hot pockets You don't like cable companies What do you like ???? LOL I don't blame him. All three are usually over-priced, poorly executed, and their contents have no nutritional value whatsoever. :200- :25- :30- :97- :97- :97- Title: Re: "Hot Pockets" Post by: KirkLasVegas on March 28, 2010, 01:57:16 AM Kirk, You don't like coffee makers. You don't like hot pockets You don't like cable companies What do you like ???? LOL I have zero complaints about my 23 year old Harley..... Zero problems with Motorola radios :) I like my HP test equipment....:) Title: Re: "Hot Pockets" Post by: CaptainHappy on March 28, 2010, 05:54:33 AM Kirk, You don't like coffee makers. You don't like hot pockets You don't like cable companies What do you like ???? LOL I have zero complaints about my 23 year old Harley..... Zero problems with Motorola radios :) I like my HP test equipment....:) I have to laugh my ass off here..... Kirk did not even mention that he likes his slot machines!!!! WHAT??? :118- :118- :118- I call dibs on the BlueBird before he launches it off the stand!!! If he doesn't mention liking slot machines, we should take them to put him out of his misery!!! :208- :208- :208- Kirk, I can probably get over there tomorrow with Buzz and one of his Big trucks to help get those crappy lousy slot machines out of your way! This will save your back and your bloodpressure! :97- :97- :97- :200- :200- :200- CH :95- Title: Re: "Hot Pockets" Post by: knagl on March 28, 2010, 08:33:16 AM If you haven't seen this before, it's worth watching -- funny stuff! http://www.youtube.com/v/-xlN_ltZ3Ug&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0 (http://www.youtube.com/v/-xlN_ltZ3Ug&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0) Title: Re: "Hot Pockets" Post by: KirkLasVegas on March 28, 2010, 02:27:38 PM Thanks for posting that!
SO accurate..LAVA pockets..burn your mouth Frozen in the center.... So true... Do I like my slots?? Sure...enjoy them a lot. If I had to move to a "Restricted" state I would keep the Bluebird, the 550 and one I-Game..the rest would be sold here... Title: Re: "Hot Pockets" Post by: reho33 on March 29, 2010, 01:43:33 AM If I moved to a no-go state, I would just bring all of them anyway. Their mine anyway, right?
Title: Re: "Hot Pockets" Post by: Bobodude on May 03, 2010, 11:20:00 PM Hot pockets do not even qualify as a food thingy. They are on OSHA's bio-hazard list. We used them for shuffle board, rat poison etc. Nasty.
Title: Re: "Hot Pockets" Post by: StatFreak on May 04, 2010, 03:20:12 PM Hot pockets do not even qualify as a food thingy. They are on OSHA's bio-hazard list. We used them for shuffle board, rat poison etc. Nasty. :72- :72- :72- I've heard that they make good wall insulation since pests won't eat them. :5- :208- :208- Don't they have to include an MSDS with every purchase? :30- :24- |