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I see you are in the top 25 posters. Good job.
Ford

don't encourage him

Weeeeel. We know who is goofing off @ work.

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lol....I love it!
A WHOLE thread devoted to DA MAN!  :72- :3- :244- :131-

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/05/Jasonf.jpg/250px-Jasonf.jpg)

David and Mark are going down.  The throne will be mine...all mine!  Do I get a t-shirt or something?  ;)

You know what they say: Be careful what you wish for...   :58-

Yes Sir you do get a huge prize for being the top poster.  We all vote in a pole as to what your new name will be.  I've been giving this a lot of thought, I think I can talk Joey into changing your name now.  I"m in favor of changing it to "Twenty Questions" I think it's fitting.    :279- :279- :279- :279-

"David & Mark are going down!"... :97- :208-
It was never my intention to become a top poster when I came here to NLG -
it just turned out that way because I can't shut up!  :96-

Actually, it's because I have so many ideas and questions and
over time - I just plain wanted to help out whenever I could.

If I could go back in time, I wouldn't...lol

Of course getting the top spot with posts like what do you do in the bathroom after you take a dump would be a dubious honor!

 Dan (tacman)

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Congrats Jason....And I thought it was a big deal when I made it into the top 50..Well for me it was a big deal  :200-

I do have to admit though..the "take a dump " post seems more like something I would here around those crude Bastards at the Firehouse I work with, than
here on this site.... :265-

Yeah, I used to own a hockey fight forum/website.  Some of the discussion topics there were a bit on the crude side.  I don't mean to offend or cause trouble.  I just thought there might be some people that were curious about those that pick their belly button an smell their finger afterward.  Come on, like you guys have never done that before.  Even if you haven't, now that you've read this post, it will be like a splinter in your mind until you actually do it. 

Jason  I don't make it a habit of smelling my finger after I wipe my butt, do you think I should??  You can if you wanta, I just don't feel I need to know about it.

I honestly believe there isn't a human being on the planet that can say that they haven't done a scratch and sniff.  I will however go on record and say that I've NEVER sniffed my hand after wiping. 

Then how do you know if you need to wash your hands afterwards?   :103-

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Which brings up the unbearable thought of how does a blind man know when he's done wiping?  :96-
This thread is going down the drain fast...lol
I'd thought I'd help it along.... :97-

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...and NO, I did not smell my fingers after wiping this thread, but now my cats won't go near the keyboard.  :200- :200-


Stat :31-

Ok, lets kick it up a notch. How many of you have made homemade yogurt with toe cheese? LOL

Reed, if it's been thought of, it's been done.

Thinking of what you guys said and listening to this music.... :97- :208- >>>


http://www.youtube.com/v/0_T8Jz14vuA?fs=1&hl=en_US (http://www.youtube.com/v/0_T8Jz14vuA?fs=1&hl=en_US)


http://www.youtube.com/v/55RWjf6UWQQ?fs=1&hl=en_US (http://www.youtube.com/v/55RWjf6UWQQ?fs=1&hl=en_US)

I couldn't stand to watch more than about 30 seconds of that first clip, so I sat down instead -- and still turned it off :200- -- but I got the gist of the the tone of the music.  :273-

Yogurt. In a word: BLECH. :256-      Oh, wait! I'm supposed to be a west coast liberal ...  ...  :101- Nope! Can't stand the stuff.  :60- :58-

I've always known there were some sick ass people in this world, I just didn't know I was associated with some of them. From how you wipe your ASS, to picking at your body, to eating stuff I wash off my toes, I think I've had about all of this thread I can stand.

Now  you can tell me it's all in fun, I'm not laughing it's Fucking SICK

Buzz, this thread is like a train wreck...you can't help but check it out when there is an update.

I'm with you Buzz. It all started when I gave congratulations to Jason.
Ford

Ford started it...we can all blame him.  Lol!

And I haven't even watched Bunker's videos yet.  Should I be afraid?

Go ahead.  Blame the old guy.

No. The first one is just boring, and the second one is just obnoxious.  :5- :25- :30- :30-

Well, there was your first mistake!  :200- :262-  :72- :72- :72-

Look at it this way: How would you define the boundaries what you call "normal", "sick" or otherwise if it weren't for all of the crazies in the world? :127- :5- :200-
Do we not generally define normal by the behavior seen within one standard deviation to either side of the median (or two SD's in some cases)? If the entire range of behavior was encompassed by that range, then we'd have to redefine an even narrower view of normal, because societal groups have an instinctive need to feel that they have common bonds that hold them together. There can't be an "us" without a "them". Still, it was probably the guy who got kicked out of the cave for being different who invented the wheel.

It's usually the fringe who are the most creative and who end up inventing or discovering great things. :79- Of course, they often can't play well in the sand box and end up discovering in solitude.


On the other hand, Jason and Reho, I'll probably pass on having dinner at your house the next time I'm in the neighborhood, although I'd be happy to mail you some head cheese to go with your "special" yogurt.  :279-   :97- :97- :97-


Stat :31-

Stat, but we're serving fillet mignon.  I'm as normal as "normal" can be.  Behavior just amazes me.