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Just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Easter Here.   :273- :207- :145- :143- :109- :188- :163- :195-.  B.

You Too!!!!  Enjoy the day!

 :109- :109- :109- I prefer to wish every one a HOPPY Easter!!! :109- :109- :109-

CaptainHappy :95-

May the bunny be good to everyone.

Happy Easter

Everyone enjoy your day weather is great here , heading to nc to see grand kids , and sugar them up and leave

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!!! :145- :109- :109- :109-

Remember, the Easter egg hunt is for the kids!  :72- Happy Easter everyone.

Ron (r273)

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Happy Easter and be safe if you must drive.

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is  DEAD.

The driver feels so awful   that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," ! he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says,"Don't worry."

She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead  Easter Bunny ,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto him.

The  Easter Bunny  jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops,
turns around and waves again,

he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves,

hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,

and repeats this again and again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says..



(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)

(You know you're gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)

(OK, here it is)

It says,


"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."

Happy Easter!!!

 

Good one Jay!!! :244- :244- :244- :259-

I thought that I had haird that one before? :25-

CH :95-

Hey I was just watching "Easter Bunnies Gone Wild," and I captured this screen to share with you guys just how crazy a holiday Easter can be!

Also, to the best of my knowledge no real chocolate Easter Bunnies were harmed in this movie! BUT... If I had one, I can tell you for a fact that there would be nothing left to take a picture of! :261- :145- :261-

I hope that all had a HOPPY EASTER!  :109- :109- :109-

CaptainHappy :95-

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At Easter responded to his joke. I bit my lip to keep from posting a bunny reply to Jay's hare razing tale (or was it a "hare raising tail?" :128-).  :279-  :99-

SF :31-