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Will there be Doomsday on May 21, 2011 ??  :71- :71- :71-

warning warning danger will robinson  :30- :30- :30-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yEcP-nmBYk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yEcP-nmBYk)

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beam me up scotty   :52- :52-

While I'm not drinking their :155-, there sure have been a lot of crazy things going on lately. Maybe the Mayans have it right.  :5-

I'll be happy to provide my address via PM in case anyone wants to get rid of their extra slot machines or parts in anticipation of this Saturday.  :)

The only reason that I give this any chance of coming true is that this is also BUZZ's Birthday!!! :202- :164- Watch out world!!!

I am probably in danger for posting this Doomsday fact! :279- :208-

CaptainHappy :95-

Happy Birthday Buzz.  :164-  If it happens I'll blame you.
Ford

WHY NOT   I just proved the Bible is wrong.  http://newlifegames.net/nlg/index.php?topic=13038.0

I'm just a little pissed off, Joey is stirring up all this BS and I'm going to turn him in to the NLG's cops.  ( get his butt BANNED )  Where the hell is Stat Freak when you need him !!!

Thanks Ford I'm almost as old as you !!   :79- :79-

At least he is stirring things up in the Rants and Raves section, so I doubt the NLG COPS will respond! Stat :31- is MIA for a couple days now.... catching up will be a biatch!

NLG COPS must be on an Official  :68- :161- :161- :161- RUN!!! :208- :208- :208-

CH :95- (Will be heading to Donut shop for :161- :306- :305- :307- ) :91-

Great time to be in Vegas (I leave to go in the am)!!!   :94- :118- :119-  :252- :154-

O, and Happy B-Day Buzz!  :136- :151-

Well just in case Saturday is the end, I'm not going to pay my Visa bill till Monday... :208- :97- :279-   :72-

Oh and Happy Birthday Buzz!   :196- :202- :201-

Religion = CRAP

will someone ban this BS

O Z Z Y

I am parking my Harley in front of the house Sunday morning.... putting a pair of boots on the floor boards and jeans and tshirt on the seat..... see who notices :)

happy birthday buzz, this would just be the time my lotto numbers come in , s--t  all those yrs of play  :37- :37-

DAM..THERE GOES MY VEGAS TRIP FOR JULY !

I was going to mow the grass. No sense doing it now. Think I'll go drink 1 or 2 beer instead.
Ford :222- :154- :140-

Mike   When you get as old as I am you learn to plan for these situations.

1 Go in and tell your Boss to stick his job where the sun doesn't shine.

2 Go to the bank and draw out your life's savings.

3 Buy a one way ticket  and fly to Vegas.  ( you won't need a room, just gamble all night )

4 If by chance the earth is still spinning come midnight Sat. night there is only one word to describes your situation " your F**ked " no job, no money, no room to sleep in and no ticket home.
   Take my phone number with you and in three hours I can be there and bring you a Old sleeping bag I have !!

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knagl, Now that I like.
Ford :159- :38- :38- :38-

Did someone say it was Buzz's birthday today ? He should give everyone on NLG a free slot machine.

Dooms day certainly simplifies.retirement planning.

Mike   No it's tomorrow. But I must be getting old, all this time I thought tradition detects that on your Birthday you received gifts, not give them.  Look in my profile,  my email and my paypal are one in the same.  hint hint     :89- :89- :89- :148- :148-

Looks like I almost missed all the fun!! Just think, if I hadn't logged in today, I might have never had the chance again. :200- :127-  :208- :208- :208-

Here's my prediction: At exactly 6:42:42.42 PM Magrathea time, the Vogons will cause large cracks to open under each of the RVs containing the doomsday soothsayers and swallow them up, because the slow RVs had been clogging the hyperspace bypass.

The mice who were studying them will file suit against the Vogons for ruining their experiment, and the rest of us will meet at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe for drinks later on in the evening.

The first round will be on Buzz, since it's his birthday.  :151- :198-  Of course, once we get there, it won't be his birthday anymore, will it?   :126-  :72- :72-



Anyway, :255-  Buzz! (tomorrow)  :202- :195- :136-


Oh, and Joey :61- , Buzz says you're banned!!  :302-  Please ban yourself... at least until the next time you refresh the screen. :96-


Stat :31-

Whats this retirement planning thing you speak of??   :103- :99- :56-

Retirement planning is the art of timing your spending so that you run out of money precisely five minutes before you die. :200- :25- :72- :72- :72-

SF :31-

Using that formula   I must have died a couple of months ago. Damn no one tells me anything. :23- :23-

CRAP, according to that I must have died a couple years ago! :279- :279- :279- :8- :8- :8-

CH :95-

Got home last night, finished off all alcohol in the apartment, spent quality time with the two dogs "Ozzy" and Osbourne" smoked about 20 cigs, signed off on Face book. Had some adult fun.................

Now here I am (21st May 2011) in the bloody casino putting Bill Cans back in the machines with a sore head, told you religion was a sham...............jesus give me a break....................is there a specific time this shit will happen, I need a "hair of the dog" still time is there..... :25-


O Z Z Y

WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. It's 6:50 PM & I'm still here.

I must be one of those heathens. >:D :296- :93-
6:00 and I'm still here. They must of left me here for the coming lake of fire. :159-

Those who believe this is the last day should send me their Slot Machines & Bank #'s.
Just want to make everyone happy.

I wonder if the evangelists fell into the giant cracks from the earthquakes produced by the Vogons? One can only hope...  :79-  :267-
Guess I'll throw out the  :155- now.  :30- :127- :72-


So Ozzy, I'm afraid to ask this, but what is written on your doctored shirt?  :128-

I can see the pixelation surrounding the letters -- indicating that they were digitally added or changed, but the text doesn't have enough resolution to be read. :186-

I know I'm just going to hate myself in the morning for asking. :30- :200- :208- :208- :208-


Stat :31-

Don't worry about it! I've been dead for years and it hasn't been a problem. :127-  No mortgage, no bills, no taxes... just gambling and intoxicants -- and FOOD! Not 'cause I need it,
but 'cause I love it!   :262-  :180- :188- :163- :195- :307-     :208- :208- :208- :208-

    :209-              I believe it says; "Don't force YOUR religion down MY throat, I've had my fill of SH*T" or something like that.

It was weird, I figured I'd see doomsday toolbags in Vegas on the strip yesterday......None, not 1....Strange..O well, back to my Corona by the pool :)

I am still here !!! But we all new that !!

so....who's the dummy that came up with yet another blown prophecy?  :72-
What's supposed to happen next? Pig's flying...?!?!? :96-

I think flying pigs are up Stats alley !!

Well I know one things for sure, I didn't drink the Kool-aid   :155-, but I did put away a few beers while grilling this weekend...  :253-  Oh well back to the old grind tomorrow  :277-

Or mine, I just looked down the alley and look what I saw....  :274- :274- :274- :274- :274- :274- :274- :274- :274- :274-

CH :95-

P.S. I did not drink the Kool-aid :155- , but I am enjoying some wonderful Crystal Light!!!

That Camping fella and his followers spent over 100 million to spread the word. Some folks quit their jobs and pulled their kids out of school and traveled the country spreading the dooms day word!
What freaking idiots! Some are saying "I can't believe Jesus did this to us."  :279- :279-  :52- :52-

Camping of course is not responding to emails and phone calls.

Jim  They didn't tell you why they called it off ??  The real reason was, I went up to Lancaster to be fitted for my wings, for my long flight to leave all you non believers behind. When they

 check my ID they came to the conclusion that my Birthday was a BAD day for doomsday. It has been postponed until they can find a day that is no ones birthday. ( give me a little more time

 and I'll try to think up some more Bull Shit for this thread.)   :279- :279-

True story, I'll bet just about anything, yesterday my Wife was out on a street corner beating on a tambourine hollering "the sky is falling, the sky is falling "  ( Huh stop to think about it, she

 didn't call yesterday maybe she made the trip alone ??)   :131- :131- :131-

It looks like CH :95- beat me to the punch and added a new emoticon #274: :274-

Interestingly, while I do own a Gamemaker, I have never installed "Win Pigs Fly" :274- :274- :274-  It could have been an amusing game IF the graphics had been more animated and the pigs had had more charm, but as it is, I decided to leave the flying pigs trapped on my hard drive with TRON.
He'll kick their roasted pork butts  :124- on the game grid. :82-  :72- :72- :72-

Stat :31-

I was surprised that you had not yet noticed it as it was added quite some time ago. :103- :89- I bet your SPAMPIG avatar kept it hidden from you out of jealousy!!! :208-

CH :95-

Yup, you're right. I completely missed it.  :25-  I must have flying pig blindness.  :99-   We're already up to emoticon number 307.  :279- :127-