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Title: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems - Humor Post by: blueridgeslots on June 04, 2011, 10:15:28 PM INCREDIBLE FIND
Here is a rare opportunity for a few lucky callers to get a BUZZ-O-MATIC MIRACLE CHIP BY BuzzCo It has been said that this sumbitch will fix any ailment an IGT Slot has, just a pure miracle for all those nagging problems like burnt out light bulbs, cracked or yellowed buttons, machine won't hit the jackpot on every pull, this is what you have been waiting for.... This easy to use compact triangular modern design device will make you wonder how you got by all these years without it.... No instructions needed, just place it on the front of the door and turn the game on, say 3 "thisllefixrs" while walking around in a circle backwards and wallah that is it ONLY $49.99 + S & H Universal fit, has 3 sides for whatever you are trying to do, make game hit, keep it from hitting or just want to "work" on it BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE For the first 10 callers we are including a free roll of duct tape for all those times you need something to shut the wife up for breaking her machine BUT HOLD ON YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS IT For the first 5 callers we will pay the shipping and handling BUT HOLD ON TO YOUR SOCKS For a limited time (cuz we can't do this all day) if you promise to write Buzz and ask him if the sky is blue in the morning we will sell these for the amazing low price of $19.95 Call BuzzCo @ 866-YEA-BUZZ Liimited time offer, subject to prior sale, your results may vary and are not typical SOLD OUT - PLEASE CALL AGAIN Title: Re: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems Post by: poppo on June 04, 2011, 10:22:14 PM Dang, sold out. :7-
:72- Title: Re: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems Post by: coorslight115 on June 04, 2011, 10:34:10 PM I think I just saw some more on E-bay !!! (2) for $8.85... :79- :79- :79- :79-
Title: Re: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems Post by: Jackpot on June 04, 2011, 10:39:39 PM I want to back order 50 gross of these, I am sending in my dollar-two-eighty to secure my order now before it's to late, and be second in line for the back order. Will these fix my autos too? How about my sore back, will it fix that also.......
Ya Babay...Give it to me! Your going to make enough on these to pay the national debt and still have some change! I just heard they were on ebay, got to run and get some. Thank You Sir... :244- :244- :131- :131- :3- Jackpot Title: Re: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems Post by: coorslight115 on June 04, 2011, 10:49:56 PM And!!! the guy on E-bay is throwing in for FREE!!! "How to Win At Slots Every Pull!" Handbook for the first 100 orders :79- :200- :200- :200-
Title: Re: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems Post by: Jackpot on June 04, 2011, 10:51:43 PM You mean, we just can lose here. Damn.. Life is great.
Jackpot :5- Title: Re: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems Post by: PLUNGER BOY on June 05, 2011, 12:16:33 AM I think i just saw one posted on EBAY that works like a magnet ( no prongs to bend ) you just stick it to any metal surface and PRESTO it works by osmosis . it also comes with a sticky tape for other applications like sticking it to your silly head . just in case you cant find the spot in your skull were the steel plate is :208- :208- :208-
Title: Re: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems Post by: CaptainHappy on June 05, 2011, 03:08:31 AM :208- :208- :208-
What no reply from The BUZZard? Maybe he is not back from his adventure yet? Jim, I was going to call you, but it is too late now since you are on the wrong coast! Can I call you tomorrow or shall I wait till Monday? CH :95- Title: Re: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems Post by: StatFreak on June 05, 2011, 02:20:02 PM :72- :72- :72- :97- :97- :97-
Tell ya' what, Jim. I'll buy one to try out on the federal government! usa_flag Mail it to prez Obama c/o the white house and we'll see if it fixes his policies and decision making processes. If it works, I'll place chip orders for every member of congress and the house of representatives. The only problem will be that if it should work, I won't be able to pay you for the chips because congress will revoke all the bailout money I had earmarked for the purchase. :200- :279- :30- Title: Re: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems Post by: uniman on June 05, 2011, 02:49:54 PM Is that "fits Universals" or Universal fit" ? :72- :72- :72-
Title: Re: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems Post by: Buzz on June 05, 2011, 03:18:18 PM Thanks Jim "Thanks a Whole lot " Now you have let the cat out of the bag. I have been working on one more feature to add to this chip, now I can't as the first one will not have this feature. I thought I'd call it "Auto Suck" but some other names come to mind.
Jim I'll give you credit on this one, and all this time I thought all you Good Ol Boys thought about was hunten, shooten, coon dogs and NASCAR. I promise I won't do another clear to a S 2000 untill next time. Title: Re: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems Post by: CaptainHappy on June 05, 2011, 03:47:40 PM Thanks Jim "Thanks a Whole lot " Now you have let the cat out of the bag. I have been working on one more feature to add to this chip, now I can't as the first one will not have this feature. I thought I'd call it "Auto Suck" but some other names come to mind. Jim I'll give you credit on this one, and all this time I thought all you Good Ol Boys thought about was hunten, shooten, coon dogs and NASCAR. I promise I won't do another clear to a S 2000 untill next time. Please folks do not post your "Auto Suck" videos, it may make a lot of folks jealous, and we Admin and Moderators will not be able to keep up with the Report to Moderator reports. Feel free to brag :131- without video, you can always send it via email to any takers and non-believers! :200- :279- :208- :208- :208- CH :95- Title: Re: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems Post by: IFFV68 on June 05, 2011, 03:49:45 PM Jim,
Thanks for making them available for the N.L.G. members. What a great Idea. I'll take a dozen, what the heck, two dozen. Now if i can only remember what side to install first. Title: Re: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems Post by: a69mopar on June 05, 2011, 04:02:12 PM (http://newlifegames.net/nlg/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=13289.0;attach=35050)
Fancy, fancy fancy! That's definitely a must have item there... :96- and to think of the space I'd free up getting rid of all of my other chips. I think I'll toss all mine out and wait for one of these to become available. I missed them... That's what happens when I'm preoccupied with other things. Title: Re: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems Post by: Buzz on June 05, 2011, 04:06:10 PM Wayne With that group I don't think you would need the added feature !! ( at least not on a chip ) JMO
Title: Re: WTS ~ BUZZ-o-MATIC Miracle Chip for IGT Slot Problems Post by: IFFV68 on June 05, 2011, 04:06:36 PM Yes it does.
It looks like you are busting out with Joy. |