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Title: Somebody's On Drugs at Happs? Post by: stayouttadabunker on October 21, 2011, 06:44:52 PM Wow...
I haven't bought anything in a while from Suzo-Happs but they sent me an email saying that they're not going to charge me for shipping? Is somebody on drugs? :72- >>> Title: Re: Somebody's On Drugs at Happs? Post by: FORDSBS on October 21, 2011, 07:24:04 PM I got same email.
I ordered some tickets. FREE SHIP Ford Title: Re: Somebody's On Drugs at Happs? Post by: stayouttadabunker on October 21, 2011, 08:40:29 PM I got same email. I ordered some tickets. FREE SHIP Ford Hey! Good idea! I'm going shopping for some blankeroos... Title: Re: Somebody's On Drugs at Happs? Post by: FORDSBS on October 21, 2011, 09:32:26 PM When you get free ship from Suzo-Happ you better get something. :267- :267-
Title: Re: Somebody's On Drugs at Happs? Post by: StatFreak on October 21, 2011, 10:35:20 PM Wow... I noticed that they can't keep their pronouns straight. Is that letter from the collective "We" or from the specific "I"? :279-I haven't bought anything in a while from Suzo-Happs but they sent me an email saying that they're not going to charge me for shipping? Is somebody on drugs? :72- >>> (http://newlifegames.net/nlg/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=15239.0;attach=39716;image) Well, I guess I'm not enough of a "valued" customer to qualify. :60- :99- Maybe they should have sent me an email that read, "We don't miss you! We noticed that you haven't placed an order with Suzo-Happ in a while and we don't really care whether we lose touch with you or not. As one of our lesser valued customers, I'd like to let you know that our more valued customers are even now receiving a special offer enticing them to place a new order with us. On their next order from Suzo-Happ, they will qualify for FREE standard Shipping within the United States. If you'd been a better customer, you'd also have been given this great opportunity and could have been saving money right now! If you'd like to place an order with us we'd be glad to take your money, but you'll be paying the same exorbitant shipping rates you always have." :96- :96- :200- There's no stuff you've been missing out on that we want to show you. Heck, you're lucky we even bothered to send you this email. Oh, wait! We DIDN'T. :118- :126- :30- :30- :25- :25- :72- :72- Title: Re: Somebody's On Drugs at Happs? Post by: stayouttadabunker on October 22, 2011, 03:59:08 AM The sad fact of the matter is:
I would have been more enticed to go ahead and order something if I had gotten an email like yours... :96- Instead, Fordsbs reminded me that I print out too many tickets and need some more... :97- Title: Re: Somebody's On Drugs at Happs? Post by: brichter on October 22, 2011, 05:20:00 PM Well, I guess I'm not enough of a "valued" customer to qualify. :60- :99- Maybe they should have sent me an email that read, "We don't miss you! We noticed that you haven't placed an order with Suzo-Happ in a while and we don't really care whether we lose touch with you or not. As one of our lesser valued customers, I'd like to let you know that our more valued customers are even now receiving a special offer enticing them to place a new order with us. On their next order from Suzo-Happ, they will qualify for FREE standard Shipping within the United States. If you'd been a better customer, you'd also have been given this great opportunity and could have been saving money right now! If you'd like to place an order with us we'd be glad to take your money, but you'll be paying the same exorbitant shipping rates you always have." :96- :96- :200- There's no stuff you've been missing out on that we want to show you. Heck, you're lucky we even bothered to send you this email. Oh, wait! We DIDN'T. :118- :126- :30- :30- :25- :25- :72- :72- Hey, Stat, how interesting. That's exactly the same email I didn't get from them! :200- :96- :88- :208- :208- :279- Title: Re: Somebody's On Drugs at Happs? Post by: FORDSBS on October 22, 2011, 05:45:01 PM I got one . I only bought tickets & something else (i don't remember what) about 1 1/2 yrs. ago.
Title: Re: Somebody's On Drugs at Happs? Post by: zarobhr on October 22, 2011, 06:55:14 PM i have never ordered from them so i didnt get one, but i did order 12k more tickets from my supplier
Title: Re: Somebody's On Drugs at Happs? Post by: FORDSBS on October 22, 2011, 07:02:12 PM From Happs, 20 pk for $47.47 total price.
Title: Re: Somebody's On Drugs at Happs? Post by: StatFreak on October 22, 2011, 07:41:42 PM Hey, Stat, how interesting. That's exactly the same email I didn't get from them! :200- :96- :88- :208- :208- :279- :200- :96- :5- :97- :97-I guess we just didn't buy enough in the past. :30- Title: Re: Somebody's On Drugs at Happs? Post by: Trevlan on November 01, 2011, 09:05:45 PM I worked at Happ years ago. They are all crazy! (=
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