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Title: From the "Just Bizarre" file and unfortunate too
Post by: uniman on September 18, 2013, 09:52:05 PM
Saw this in the morning and thought I would share since it is so wierd!
Put the dog out in the backyard @ 5:30am and went to sit on the porch glider. Saw something on the cushion and turned on the porch light.
There was a bat on the cushion. But something wasn't right.
A closer look revealed a pistacho nut in the bat's mouth. And the bat was dead.  :103-
Don't think any rabies involved here. My best guess is someone threw a pistacho up in the air, at the bats, and this one grabbed it thinking it was an insect. His bottom jaw was stuck in the opening of the nut and top jaw on the shell itself. Looks like he couldn't breath very well and maybe choked on it as he had chewed a little of the inside of the nut with his bottom jaw.
Carefully disposed of him.
Just freaking wierd!


Title: Re: From the "Just Bizarre" file and unfortunate too
Post by: DoubleZero on September 18, 2013, 10:21:18 PM
That's just nuts!  :72-  A weird story for sure - thanks for sharing.


Title: Re: From the "Just Bizarre" file and unfortunate too
Post by: lindam1 on September 18, 2013, 10:37:56 PM
Yeah, Yeah.......Seen one dead bat with a pistachio in his mouth.....You've seen them all.


Title: Re: From the "Just Bizarre" file and unfortunate too
Post by: Neonkiss on September 18, 2013, 10:58:51 PM
I just want to know, How did the pistachio taste?
You threw out the bat but not the pistachio..... :200-


Title: Re: From the "Just Bizarre" file and unfortunate too
Post by: jay on September 19, 2013, 01:29:32 AM
Could have been a Bat Mafia ..... they put the pistashio there to send a message to the other Bats.


Title: Re: From the "Just Bizarre" file and unfortunate too
Post by: uniman on September 19, 2013, 02:05:01 AM
Could have been a Bat Mafia ..... they put the pistachio there to send a message to the other Bats.
That's funny Jay! First thing that came to my mind when I found that bat was The Godfather and the horse head.

The pistachio did not get a proper burial and was not eaten.


Title: Re: From the "Just Bizarre" file and unfortunate too
Post by: CaptainHappy on September 19, 2013, 02:43:42 PM
I can see it now..................

Batman stars in a Pistachio Get Cracking commercial!!!

Never mind, he did not crack it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :208- :208- :208- :208- :208-

CH :95-


Title: Re: From the "Just Bizarre" file and unfortunate too
Post by: Styx on September 20, 2013, 11:33:12 PM
I love bats.... poor little guy.


Title: Re: From the "Just Bizarre" file and unfortunate too
Post by: cowboygames on September 21, 2013, 12:44:17 AM
Are you sure it was dead? We mess with sleeping bats at work all the time. They're damn near comatose sometimes and it takes them forever to wake up. Or they play possum really well.


Title: Re: From the "Just Bizarre" file and unfortunate too
Post by: StatFreak on September 21, 2013, 05:28:47 PM
That's just nuts!  :72-  A weird story for sure - thanks for sharing.
It's not just nuts: it's bats!  :260-


Could have been a Bat Mafia ..... they put the pistashio there to send a message to the other Bats.

 :72- :72- Could have also been the pistachio Mafia.. How do you know they didn't put the bat there to send a message to the other pistachios?
The question is: Did they kill the bat because he went nuts, or the nut because he went bats?  :127-



Title: Re: From the "Just Bizarre" file and unfortunate too
Post by: stayouttadabunker on September 24, 2013, 03:02:48 PM
That's a nutty story!  haha! :200-