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Beat The Slots !!!  Anyone got a $1000 to spare  LOL

http://www.ebay.ca/itm/SLOTS-BEAT-THE-LAS-VEGAS-SLOTS-SLOT-MACHINE-SYSTEM-/390745168751?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5afa3a1b6f (http://www.ebay.ca/itm/SLOTS-BEAT-THE-LAS-VEGAS-SLOTS-SLOT-MACHINE-SYSTEM-/390745168751?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5afa3a1b6f)

LOL. Obviously a typo since his feedback shows them previously selling for $9.99.

But oddly he has 100% positive feedback.  :103-

Most of the pic's are of older reel machine that I haven't seen in my casino's in years.

If you have a system to "beat the slots" than why bother wasting time selling books?

I like watching people play slots and do strange stuff like wipe the video screen, bang on the monitor, or put their hand over the last reel. Now those are real systems!  :97-

Saw a new one just the other day. Guy hits several free spins on a Konami. The game gives you a choice to pick the free spins or an instant cash award.The instant cash shows a range like $3.27 to $135 so picking the cash is somewhere in between. The guy picks free spins. During the free spins you can at anytime stop the free spins and go back to the choice screen giving you the chance to pick the remaining instant cash. This is because you can get hundreds of free spins and it takes awhile sometimes.  So after a dry spell in the free spins the guy selects the choice screen and again picks the free spins. Did this over and over again. Now why keep doing that if you want all the free spins in the first place?
Hmmm, maybe he read a book on how to beat the slots.  :72-

The link to his Buy-It-Now:

Click Here to Buy It Now!!! Only $12.99!!!

takes you to an auction for 1299.99!   :279-

I'll take 3 of them! :200-

Horsehockey, the only really effective system is the one my grandma told me about in 1958:
it's all in the way you pull the handle!

Pull real slow 'till you feel/hear that first click, then jerk it down hard!

She favored the CalNeva 4-5 times a year, and always came home well ahead of the game.

Doesn't seem to work on my S+ machines; maybe I don't jerk hard enough... :103-

SolidSilver - they started putting hydraulic dampers in to make that method obsolete... although I don't see one on my S2000 or my PS6000!

DaveP in Ohio

The theory is that you put in $xx and they let you have several smaller wins.... You should frequently cash out to lock these in.

Do not use the  TITO otherwise they know its the same player so put that ticket in your pocket and put in fresh cash so the machine thinks its a new player.

And above all...... you must never put in your player tracking card. Then they know its the same player and systematically steal from you.

 :72-

I'm sitting at a machine one day and this lady comes up to another one next to me...
She feeds it a TITO ticket from her purse, wins something half decent, cashes it out then sticks in a different TITO ticket.
It was like as if she didn't want the machine to think it was her playing it again when all the while her player tracking card is in the reader!

I swear, it's like watching voodoo!  :96-

I try to put winnings at the casino on a separate TITO and put it in my pocket to cash out on the way out the door, but somehow they always end up back in a machine before I get to the parking lot.

I found a machine on the floor that always pays.  You absolutely can't lose.  Maybe you've seen it?  It's called, "ATM".

So many magic mojo things(don't use the tracking card, take it out after a win,always cash out and play cash....) what I don't get is why is it that people put such stock into stories about how all the casino's are caught and fined cause they are "Tightening up the machines when they want" . My dad and I go quite a bit but we have a motto if you cannot afford to literally throw it in the trash and walk away don't go and play!

My tag is that if you cannot afford to lose you can't afford to win.

I was reading about one of the early mafia bosses (Ben Segal) who when was asked about rigging - suggested that when you had a government guaranteed house margin you didn't need to steal. This of course didn't stop their thugs from manually extracting funds in the back alley way when someone got too lucky.

The lesson here is to stay away from places like West Virgina bars and some (private) tribal casinos who are under weak legislation where greed is able to take hold. The problem is that when you have a private enterprise and the machines start to pay out too much the bars have not put enough away to manage the revenue swings. Ie if you have a 96% machine you should be able to routinely pocket 4% of the coin in. I would suspect in the 8mths prior a lot more than 4% were taken because the machine was running cold and when the odd jackpot is hit the owner doesn't like it......