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My mother-in-law got me this!

Now THAT'S cool!

Definitely cool! Three cheers for your mother-in-law. :3- :3- :3-

Ron ,
what about you ?? I figured that you would get a mate for the lonely manequin ??? male or female ???
like a life size "Ken doll " for Lucy your speechless game room friend ..

I am lucky to keep the one I have. :89- All though I'am thinking about getting her a
Corona bikini for this summer to keep the theme going in my casino.  :30-

Ron (r273)

lol

Is you Mother in Law single?   :96-

 :59- :59- :59- :59- FIND A KEN DOLL  :59- :59- :59- :59-

normal 12-inches in size put it in her hand to squeeze or choke ??  :97- :97- :97- :97- :97-
give her something to release the privacy she is kept in to release something ??

dummies have feelings also ya know !! :244- :244- :244- :244- :244- :244-

just ask about NAVA NUTS -PONDERJACK !! :25- :25- :25- :25- :25- :25- :25- :25-

ROCKET  this one might get me someone knocking at my door but here goes. Fill a large trash bag with a mixture of oxygen and acetylene, attache it to a helm filled balloon, slow burning fuse a let it go. If the fuse is to short you are going to be missing some windows.  :103- :103-

Seen this on the net somewhere...

   Take a couple of helium filled balloons and attach many LONG 2" wide strips of aluminum foil and release...  Turn on your scanner tuned to the local control airport tower and listen for the "unidentified aircraft size" UFO on radar and then wait for the balloon to reach bursting height... all thouse strips of foil will separate and float slowly downwards in a large pattern... now wait for all the F-18's to show up to investigate the 100 craft that that just left the mother craft "on radar"  :97-

Please do not try this at home (planet Earth) and this is NOT approved by Me.  :60-

 :244- :244- :244- :244- BEEN THERE DONE THAT  :244- :244- :244- :244-.. WE TOOK DRIVE SHAFTS OFF CARS CUT THEM OFF 5FT LONG
PUT A AIR LINE FITTING ON IT .. GAVE IT A SHOT OF ACETYLENE WITH HOSE .. DROPPED IN TENNIS BALLS STRUCK A MATCH !! IT WOULD GO A MILE EASY !!!LOL

I WONT TELL YOU ABOUT THE POTATO GUN INCIDENT ..LOL THROUGH MY GARAGE DOOR !!

MY NEIGHBOR DOWN THE ROAD HAS A 50 FEET LONG BARREL ON HIS FULL SIZE WATERMELON GUN/CANNON -AIR COMPRESSOR FIRED  ..

HE GOES TO CONTEST ALL OVER USA .. FIRES A FULL SIZE WATERMELON ALMOST 3/4 OF A MILE ..

HE BLOWS A TRAIN WHISTLE 5 SECONDS BEFORE FIRING IT OFF .. WE LET THEM LAND IN OPEN GRASSY FEILDS

HE HAS NOTHING BUT MONEY INVENTED THE DRY SOUP IN PACKET ADD WATER YRS AGO FOR LYPTON SOUP ..WAS A CHEMIST

IT GETS $$$$$$ FIRING WATERMELONS AFTER AWHILE !!!

We used to do that with garbage cans in metal shop... :136-  :192-

JUST FOR FUN .

OF COURSE DONT TRY THIS OR ANY OF THIS AT HOME

take a box of plastic straws make a X  put birthday candles every 4-inches about 6-8 per row

attach a dry cleaning clear plastic bag to the four ends ..

have someone hold the plastic up while lighting all candles .

then heat will fill bag .. calm night it will go up a mile or so into the thermals   & go like crazy  :97- :97- :97- :97-

scares the sh**t out of neighbors all you see is a glowing "X"  HOVERING OVERHEAD ..

NOT FOR DRY AREAS !!!

The "thoughts and ideas" keep coming in we are all going to end up on someones "list" as naughty and not nice  :97- :30- :79-

Maybe we should start a permanent topic... "Mad Experimenters Idea Exchange"

Well,  I know how to blow a lot of stuff up.  Been in this field my whole life it is easy.  Getting Back to the orginal post---My Favorite X-Mas gift was time with my young ones here.  I Have a 20,9 and 6 year old so the time with them was worth more than anything,  To be breathing and alive for a another X-mas as I am getting old and appreciate those things now in my mid-age.  The topic was about favorite gift so please do not bash me to hard.  Thanks B.  And Happy New Year--- :136-.

This belongs in the "Is it worth it" category

I know one thing. I won't be asking any of you to send me one of your "favorite" Christmas gifts anytime soon.  :25- :58-  :99- :99- :99-  :200- :96-  :30- :30-
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