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Title: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: Yoeddy1 on October 30, 2010, 04:27:38 AM This question was brought up on a business trip, so I'm going to pass it along to you bums too.
Which one would you choose if you HAD to? A. Watch a porno with your parents? or B. Watch a porno starring your parents? :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: brichter on October 30, 2010, 06:24:58 AM You know, deep inside you there's a sick individual fighting to get out... :208- :208- :208- :208-
I'm not going near that one. :60- Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: tacman on October 30, 2010, 12:11:38 PM Well, if you watch the porno starring your parents, you may be actually witnessing yourself being conceived! :25- Unless of course you are REALLY sick and are talking about a porno with your parens in their 60's or 70's!!! :200-
Dan (tacman) Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: coorslight115 on October 30, 2010, 01:06:04 PM They both are better than watching a porno made by your parents :60-
Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: StatFreak on November 01, 2010, 04:20:05 AM You know, deep inside you there's a sick individual fighting to get out... :208- :208- :208- :208- ... It's too late!! He's OUT. :200- :208- :208- :208- Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: brichter on November 01, 2010, 05:27:57 AM You know, deep inside you there's a sick individual fighting to get out... :208- :208- :208- :208- ... It's too late!! He's OUT. :200- :208- :208- :208- Nah, if he ever got out, we'd probably see it on the news... :97- :97- :97- :97- Police today tried to arrest a man dressed in a bloody hockey uniform for playing a slot machine while watching a porno made by his parents. The suspect tried to escape by jumping in a pool of diarrhea, but was caught later when he returned home for a shower. Police say he was a "True Multitasker". :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- Just kidding, Jason! :200- :96- Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: Yoeddy1 on November 01, 2010, 05:31:47 AM Dude that was below the belt!
Lol! Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: CaptainHappy on November 01, 2010, 09:07:33 AM Dude that was below the belt! Lol! Maybe, but he put in a disclaimer, and I bet you laughed as much as I did! :208- :286- :262- :280 :283- :268- :200- CH :95- :97- Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: reho33 on November 01, 2010, 10:08:44 AM I'd choose the "A" scenario.
Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: StatFreak on November 01, 2010, 11:47:00 AM Dude that was below the belt! Lol! Maybe, but he put in a disclaimer, and I bet you laughed as much as I did! :208- :286- :262- :280 :283- :268- :200- CH :95- :97- Jason Voorhees lives on NLG! :96- :72- :72- :72- CH :95-, I see you're on an emoticon bender. :253- :198- :72- Where did you find all of these goodies? :267- Some of them are priceless. I've taken the liberty of including numbers 295-300 in anticipation of their pending arrival. :88- :96- I had to give you a :259- for uploading all of these! (By the way, you left poor #266 out in the cold.) :217- SF :31- :256- :257- :258- :259- :260- :261- :262- :263- :264- :265- :266- :267- :268- :269- :270- :271- :272- :273- :274- :275- :276- :277- :278- :279- :280- :281- :282- :283- :284- :285- :286- :287- :288- :289- :290- :291- :292- :293- :294- :295- :296- :297- :298- :299- :300- Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: ROCKET on November 01, 2010, 02:15:36 PM This question was brought up on a business trip, so I'm going to pass it along to you bums too. Which one would you choose if you HAD to? A. Watch a porno with your parents? or B. Watch a porno starring your parents? :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- Its funny JASON has RON JEREMY ON THE DRUMS ON HIS ADVITAR !!! Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: Yoeddy1 on November 01, 2010, 02:22:11 PM Haha! While it may look like RJ, that avatar was ripped from the classic 80's arcade game "Journey." Mr. Steve Smith himself! Gotta love Journey!
Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: CaptainHappy on November 01, 2010, 06:26:24 PM Haha! While it may look like RJ, that avatar was ripped from the classic 80's arcade game "Journey." Mr. Steve Smith himself! Gotta love Journey! I would have to agree since if it was the Legendary Ron, there would only be one drumstick! :279- CH :95- Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: Yoeddy1 on November 01, 2010, 06:29:06 PM Haha! While it may look like RJ, that avatar was ripped from the classic 80's arcade game "Journey." Mr. Steve Smith himself! Gotta love Journey! I would have to agree since if it was the Legendary Ron, there would only be one drumstick! :279- CH :95- I knew that would come up eventually! LOL! The hedgehog abides. Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: CaptainHappy on November 01, 2010, 06:35:52 PM SF :31- ,
I have a huge folder of collected smilies that I "was gonna put up some time." It still has quite a few left, and many that I cannot add!!! :18- :106- Well I was going to study the nearly 200 page voter guide, and I could not :294- , so I decided to do the smileys instead! It took alot longer than I thought to get them added and organized. I figured that some of them were pretty damn good for our members! CH :95- Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: StatFreak on November 01, 2010, 09:23:57 PM CH :95- , :285- for doing such a great job of keeping the groupings organized. :3-
...and don't worry about reading the voter guide; just call me and I'll tell you how to vote. :14- :200- :30- :voted- :72- :72- SF :31- Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: stayouttadabunker on November 01, 2010, 10:58:56 PM Just vote for somebody that will understand we want slots in our homes!!!! :5-
Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: StatFreak on November 01, 2010, 11:09:39 PM Just vote for somebody that will understand we want slots in our homes!!!! :5- This is California. We have a proposition on the ballet to legalize marijuana, but not slots. Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: brichter on November 01, 2010, 11:21:20 PM And we don't have hookers, we have sex workers.
Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: stayouttadabunker on November 02, 2010, 12:01:43 AM And we don't have hookers, we have sex workers. lol...we have them here too...they're former politicians... :96- Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: StatFreak on November 02, 2010, 12:52:06 AM And we don't have hookers, we have sex workers. I thought they were called "relaxation therapists" :30- And we don't have hookers, we have sex workers. lol...we have them here too...they're former politicians... :96- That makes sense, since they would be experts at screwing people. :25- :47- Of course, the truth is that they're too dishonest to be hookers. :190- Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: brichter on November 02, 2010, 01:06:45 AM Watch out what you say, the sex workers in San Francisco are unionized! :14- :14-
Gavin Newsom, the mayor of San Francisco, was against this idea because he didn't want any competition screwing the people of the city. :279- :25- :208- :208- :208- Title: Re: Twisted question of the weekend Post by: CaptainHappy on November 02, 2010, 09:28:53 AM Funny stuff, and I cannot resist asking.... Is there a happy ending coming to this thread??? (Sorry "THAT" Smiley is :58- :18- :106- ) :208-
Don't worry Jason, noone is going to blow off your topic. :72- I will give you a hand :244- for starting it! (Again, sorry "THAT" Smiley is :58- :18- :106- ) :279- :208- CH :95- |