Happy Halloween! Halloween Top 10 list (and mandatory 1st post)

[BadMaddison]

Hello fellow basement bunkers, man-cave dwellers, pinball junkies, arcade hustlers, slot machine lovers and all things bright, shiny, reflecting, flashing, frustrating, alarming, time-consuming, money-sucking, blood-draining and delicious little machines that turn us on.  Pun intended.  If I failed to mention your exact toy or retreat please send me a very long personal rant and I will promptly re-post it here so everyone knows what a mistake I made.

Meanwhile, I am very happy to have found this forum!  I work night shifts and when I am off I am usually still awake at night and have to keep my activities limited to quiet ones.  I imagine I am not the only one who was surprised how loud a single slot machine alarm sounds in the middle of an apartment's living room.

I promise to read everything before asking questions and to ask questions before cutting anything.  Even what appears to be rust can fool you or tell a bigger story.

I will add pictures to my profile as I go along, and will put what little I have learned about them in the caption. 

Feel free to send me a message! I don't bite! Unless it's Halloween candy of course! So...

Now I would like to share:

Halloween Top Ten Reasons Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex

10. you are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9.  if you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.

8.  the uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7.  you don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6.  it's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5.  forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4.  if you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3.  it doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2.  less guilt the morning after.

and the number one reason why trick or treating is better than sex:

you can do the whole neighborhood!

[Fourbyracer]

 

Sounds like you will fit right in!

[CVslots]

Pretty much the protocol here, isn't it??? 

[PLUNGER BOY]

The fist thing I did before I found this site was posted as A  DO NOT WASH YOUR REEL STRIPS . I killed my Cleopatra strips . dam if I came here first . Many  of problems should of been eliminated ? Welcome to NLG.   P.B.

[StatFreak]

   BadMaddison 

It looks like you're going to fit right in around here. Enjoy the forum.

StatFreak
  Global Moderator



P.S. I moved the thread to the Welcome Wagon board.

[Styx]

Welcome!

Reasons Trick or treating is worse.... You only get to do it once a year!

-Styx