POST YOUR HOLIDAY CARD HERE !

[Thor777]

 

   M E R R Y    C H R I S T M A S  to all NLG Members and their families    

 

[Thor777]

Wow with only a week or so before Christmas I thought people would be jumping on this like frogs on a hot sidewalk 

  Well, lets try changing it to "happy holidays" instead of "CHRISTMAS" and see where THAT goes...

[Thor777]

Just HAD to share THIS!      Merry Christmas

[StatFreak]

Just HAD to share THIS!      Merry Christmas

 

Just don't take the kiddies on that plane. They'll be scarred for life.

[Op-Bell]

Wishing the happiest holidays and the most prosperous New Year to all our friends at NLG ...

Pete (Op-Bell) and Frankie
 

[brichter]

Wow with only a week or so before Christmas I thought people would be jumping on this like frogs on a hot sidewalk  

  Well, lets try changing it to "happy holidays" instead of "CHRISTMAS" and see where THAT goes...

In keeping with this latest sentiment:

To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally  successful,
 personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of  the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due  respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily
greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western
Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

[StatFreak]

Wow with only a week or so before Christmas I thought people would be jumping on this like frogs on a hot sidewalk  

  Well, lets try changing it to "happy holidays" instead of "CHRISTMAS" and see where THAT goes...

In keeping with this latest sentiment:

To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally  successful,
 personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of  the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due  respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily
greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western
Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

 

I was going to type a snappy reply in which my Democratic wish would be one line and my Republican wish would be the antithesis of what you wrote, but I'm feeling too lazy to bother this morning.


    SF           

[theDotster]

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

[JOHN42355]

WE WOULD LIKE TO WISH ALL NLG MEMBERS A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010. WE CAN JUST PRAY THAT THE YEAR 2010 WILL BE BETTER THEN 2009 . JOHN & STAFF

[ROCKET]

  HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL NLG MEMBERS & FAMILY !!

I also would like to thank all members for there help and support for the hardest year of my life ..
with the loss of imediate family members & my own health issues . 2010 CAN ONLY BE BETTER !!

I EXCUSE THE RECENT SNOW IT MAKES LIFE NICE AT XMAS EVE WITH SNOW ON THE GROUND

I DONT EXCUSE THE 3 STOOGES APPEARING ON MY IGT PE-PLUS SCREEN YEARLY AFTER SEVERAL COCKTAILS
 YELLING GET ME OUT OF THIS MONITOR !!YOU KNUCKLE HEADS !! 

 THEN XMAS DAY IT GOES AWAY ??? A TRUE MYSTERY  

GOD BLESS YOU ALL !
Rocket

[JOHN42355]

WOW!! LOOK AT ALL OF THE HANGERS IN THE ROAD......lOl , THE DOGS SMELL THE FEBREZE ON THEM~!!.......

[ROCKET]

WOW!! LOOK AT ALL OF THE HANGERS IN THE ROAD......lOl , THE DOGS SMELL THE FEBREZE ON THEM~!!.......

JOHN ,
I TOLD YOU I TOSS THE COAT HANGERS IN MY NEIGHBORS DRIVEWAY DURING A NIGHT STORM ONLY .  
HIS SNOW BLOWER LOVES TO EAT THEM ..

 HE GOT SMART THIS YEAR & TOSSED   GOLF BALL SIZE ROUND STONES ON MY GOLF CUT LENGTH LAWN .

I JUST AIM THE GRASS DEFLECTOR WITHOUT THE BAGGER AT HIS STOCKADE FENCE ..
SO WHEN I HIT ONE OF HIS STONES HE TOSSED ON MY LAWN >>>THE ROCK  SINGS A SONG THROUGH THE AIR >>>>> BEFORE IT HITS HIS FENCE <<<<


>>>>>>> ""I HERE YA COMMING BUT YA CANT GET IN """ <<<<< <<

I JUST LOVE WAVING AT HIM CUTTING OUT THE COAT HANGERS WITH A PAIR OF DIAGONAL CUTTERS !!
WHILE IM DRIVING BY IN MY PLOW TRUCK WITH SNOW ROLLING OFF THE BLADE LOL ..

ONCE HE BUYS THE PROPERTY THE FUN & GAMES WILL BE OVER ?? 
UNLESS I GET A BIG SPOTLIGHT TO BEEM HIS BACK YARD BAY WINDOW AT SET TO GO ON MIDNIGHT ??
OR PLAY FRANK SINATRA MUSIC TO HIM ..LIKE TONI SOPRANO DID FROM HIS BOAT THE "STUGOUTS" AT HIS LAWYER NEIGHBOR !!LOL

GUT ANY OUTSIDE BIG SPEAKERS IN RUDY'S STORE ?? LOL

MERRY XMAS MY FRIEND !! WE LOST TWO GOOD PALS THIS YEAR !! NOT TO BE FORGOTTEN ..

Donnie

[brichter]

 

I was going to type a snappy reply in which my Democratic wish would be one line and my Republican wish would be the antithesis of what you wrote, but I'm feeling too lazy to bother this morning.


    SF          

Oh, come on! No sense stopping the parody, let's have it!







(BTW, I'm a Libertarian... )

[Railroad94]

  A Merry Christmas to all  

 

[Op-Bell]

Actually brichter, that Glen Beck character must have read your post above, because he's selling this card on his site - Either that, or his is the true spirit of Republican Xmas (if indeed he is a Republican).

[KirkLasVegas]

WOW!! LOOK AT ALL OF THE HANGERS IN THE ROAD......lOl , THE DOGS SMELL THE FEBREZE ON THEM~!!.......

JOHN ,
I TOLD YOU I TOSS THE COAT HANGERS IN MY NEIGHBORS DRIVEWAY DURING A NIGHT STORM ONLY .  
HIS SNOW BLOWER LOVES TO EAT THEM ..

 HE GOT SMART THIS YEAR & TOSSED   GOLF BALL SIZE ROUND STONES ON MY GOLF CUT LENGTH LAWN .

I JUST AIM THE GRASS DEFLECTOR WITHOUT THE BAGGER AT HIS STOCKADE FENCE ..
SO WHEN I HIT ONE OF HIS STONES HE TOSSED ON MY LAWN >>>THE ROCK  SINGS A SONG THROUGH THE AIR >>>>> BEFORE IT HITS HIS FENCE <<<<


>>>>>>> ""I HERE YA COMMING BUT YA CANT GET IN """ <<<<< <<

I JUST LOVE WAVING AT HIM CUTTING OUT THE COAT HANGERS WITH A PAIR OF DIAGONAL CUTTERS !!
WHILE IM DRIVING BY IN MY PLOW TRUCK WITH SNOW ROLLING OFF THE BLADE LOL ..

ONCE HE BUYS THE PROPERTY THE FUN & GAMES WILL BE OVER ?? 
UNLESS I GET A BIG SPOTLIGHT TO BEEM HIS BACK YARD BAY WINDOW AT SET TO GO ON MIDNIGHT ??
OR PLAY FRANK SINATRA MUSIC TO HIM ..LIKE TONI SOPRANO DID FROM HIS BOAT THE "STUGOUTS" AT HIS LAWYER NEIGHBOR !!LOL

GUT ANY OUTSIDE BIG SPEAKERS IN RUDY'S STORE ?? LOL

MERRY XMAS MY FRIEND !! WE LOST TWO GOOD PALS THIS YEAR !! NOT TO BE FORGOTTEN ..

Donnie

Reminds me of the time I had a neighbor with a dog that would bark ALL night long. This idiot was a security guard and would leave around 10 PM each night. Right after he would leave his dog would bark/howl for the better part of the evening. talking to him was USELESS. So.....what to do??
I got a GREAT idea. Bought a pair of Motorola Piezo Tweeters, the kind that will handle 100 watts. Got a 250 watt Solid state power amplifier. Installed the tweeters under the eves of the house facing his property.
Fired up the amp by driving it with a function generator set to square wave (Wanted the harmonics).Turned it up in frequency until it was just outside the range of HUMAN hearing then added a few Kilocycles to it.
Noticed as I adjusted the levels (watched it with a scope and cranked it until it began to flatten out..then backed off.
Also noticed the neighbors dog was having a * FIT* each time i fired it off!!!   SWEET SUCCESS!! I would manually light it off now and then. Finally set it with a timer to go off every 20 minutes or so for a few minutes. Since this turkey WAS a day-sleeper he got to see what it was like to be awakened by HIS barking dog! It worked, he gave the dog away, we had a win-win-win here. no more barking, a happy dog in a much better place and I got a full nights sleep again.
Side note/Side effect....
Seems when HUMANS are exposed to a lot of high frequency energy they become very agitated/irratable. You cant actually "hear" the noise, but you feel it.the ears pick up this energy but you  "feel" it. We found that if we gave him doses of 22Khz audio for 20-30 minutes at a time he became a real ASSHOLE! If Mr. Mall-Guard only knew 

[Magicslots]

  I just want to wish all of you A Very Merry Christmas and the Happiest of New Years    Even though I haven't met any of you except for TBone,
 I feel like I have many friends here  Thank you so much,  for all the advice and help on my journey in the world of slots.
   And as Tiny Tim observed;  "God Bless Us, Everyone! 

[opman]

Merry Christmas everyone I hope you have a wonderful day and got all the  s you want! 


Merry Christmas,
Cushmanman

[ROCKET]

  again its xmas !!!
this is like the weather channel on my post . new england upper 20's freezed over night black ice everywhere .
went to a christmas eve gathering had a great time .. >.no family fights <<  whats wrong with this 

i think this past year was so hard on everyone it gave new meaning to the word giving  !!!

now hope everyone gets atleast one present !! and has good food & great company to spend it with !!!

no coathangers for gifts today or loud speakers for my neighbor --for atleast today .. !!!  new yrs could be a entire new episode !!!
dangle a excavator buckets teeth  over his fence aimned at his back door ??  write on plywood to be demolished soon ??

happy holidays to all again
 

[jdkmunch]

 

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

[Ron (r273)]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

FROM MY FAMILY TO YOURS!

Ron (r273)

[ROCKET]

  OK WHAT DID PEOPLE GET FOR PRESENTS ?? I GOT A GREAT WATCH FOR CASINO USE OR OTHER  

I THINK I MAY NEED TO PULL A >>JOHN CANDY << deceased actor comedian >> BRING POCKETS OF PENNIES WITH ME TO THE CASINOS OR MALLS & DROP THEM ON THE FLOOR 

THIS GADGET DOES IT ALL !!
8-GB VIDEO -AUDIO WRIST WATCH -- HAS USB PORT ON LEFT SIDE OF FACE TO PLUG INTO HOME PC OR LAP TOP !!
ONLY HAS I THINK 1/2 MEGAPIXEL POWER . BUT TAKES INCREDIBLE COLOR SHOTS ON THE PC FULL SIZE WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER !!

HAS BUILT IN LITHIUM BATTERY WITH AC WALL CHARGER .. TELLS GREAT TIME -NICE LOOKING -ADJUSTABLE BAND - 53.?? BUCKS FREE SHIPPING
RECIEVED IN 10 DAYS FROM HONG KONG ..

VERY PLEASED WITH IT GREAT FOR THE CASINO SLOT WINS YOU CANT PULL OUT YOUR CELL CAMERA OR POCKET CAMERA ..
JUST NEED TO REMEMBER ...TO TURN OFF BEFORE YOU GO TO BATHROOM  

I WAS SKEPTICAL BUT FOR 50.00 BUCKS ITS NOT GOLD .. GREAT PRESENT  

HERE IS THE EBAY LINK ..--   

  http://cgi.ebay.com/New-8GB-CCTV-Watch-Spy-Recorder-DVR-Video-Camera-USB-8G_W0QQitemZ180389936943QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item2a0013ff2f



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[Thor777]

 
  Merry Christmas to All  
 

[a69mopar]

From my family to yours, we wish you all a Merry Christmas!