Off the wall silly stuff.

[StatFreak]

Okay, look what I found when searching about The Onion:

It's a Wikipedia page on ... Wikipedia!  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia

Just when you thought you'd seen everything. 

Anyone want to go and edit the page to change the "facts"?

[a69mopar]

^ In some parts of the world, the access to Wikipedia has (or had) been blocked.

[tacman]

I came across this, and although he has been gone for 30+ years, Bruce Lee was awesome. If this is for real, I am really impressed!!

 Dan (tacman)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/SncapPrTusA&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/SncapPrTusA&rel=0</a>

[a69mopar]

Boy, I wouldn't have wanted to be a fly on the wall in his house..   Can you say SPLAT 



Thanks,
Wayne

[StatFreak]

Boy, I wouldn't have wanted to be a fly on the wall in his house..   Can you say SPLAT 


Thanks,
Wayne

Yeah, and he'd do it with nunchucks and leave no mark on the wall.

[stayouttadabunker]

Funny thing is when I was in preparatory school in the 70's, I had a full-sized poster of Bruce Lee on a door.
That guy was one cool looking dude...
Posters were neat to have in high school back then.
As well as material full colored tapestry hanging on the ceilings under the terrible exposed light bulbs...
Everything was all right until my senior year,
when the headmaster wanted them removed from the ceilings in fear of them being fire hazards.
we were living in hundred year old wooden dormitories....amazing none of them went up in flames.

[jay]

That infamous poster of Farah got me through the 70's....... asian dudes didn't do it for me.... 
Bruce however was king of the tough guy circuit, always wanted to see him whomp Chuck Norris.
I much prefer Jackie Chan as an actor but I still think Bruce could take him.

[StatFreak]

I couldn't be the only one that had Playboy Playmate centerfolds posted?
Better than Farrah, IMHO.

[stayouttadabunker]

  I wasn't allowed to put those up in my dorm....
Craps, they did weekly dormitory house inspections, if I recall....kids were getting busted for pipes & bongs back then

[a69mopar]

For me it was Car pics.  I have always been an automotive enthusiast.  However there was that time when I was about 11 years old that me and my friend found a box of discarded skin mags, including some European ones, talk about a learning experience. 

Thanks,
Wayne

[jay]

I remember seeing a European one in the 70's - no one shaved anywhere......

Along those same lines I worked for a old Army Kernel and as I was just about to depart for Paris on busines.
He came up to me and said there was nothing better than Paris in Spring. The hem lines go up 2inches.... then he grufly said unfortunately they don't shave until June.....

I still have a hard time getting that Sports Illustrated cover of Julia Roberts at Wimbleton (France) out of my mind. She had her arm up waving to the crowd... I am not sure she notied at the time but she had about 3 pounds of hair hanging down from her arm pit. ...after that I became a Cameron Diaz fan.

[knagl]

Here's something off-the-wall and silly.  It's a long read, but it's worth it -- I found myself trying to contain my laughter at work.

Source: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/1018581833.html


Originally Posted: Mon, 2 Feb 22:34 CST

Dear Best Buy #305

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Date: 2009-02-02, 10:34PM CST


This Letter of Apology is not only for the staff at the Best Buy #305 in Schaumburg, Illinois, but also to the gentleman in the middle stall in the men’s restroom at about 5:17 CST on Saturday, January 31st. You had been in there for awhile, so this Letter of Apology is as much for you. Please let me expand…

I recently finished reading The Chris Farley Show (I strongly recommend this book for everyone) and have been wanting to buy SNL’s Best of Chris Farley. After my fiancee’s grandmother’s 90th birthday party in the northwest suburbs (very lovely gathering, by the way) Saturday late afternoon/early evening, I decide to stop by and buy it. Right away, I find the last one on the shelf as my fiancée is looking for other “bargains,� and I pass it to her when I realize my stomach is rumbling. I decide to take a trip to the men’s room in search of a better life for myself. That’s when complications began to arise.

As I walk towards the men’s room, a mother is telling her son “it’s okay, use the bathroom, I’ll be right here� or something like that. I remember being that age (about 7-9) and public bathrooms were not your friend. I walk in just behind the little boy and see him glance at the urinal for a brief second – and then he walks to the rear stall. DAMMIT!! The middle stall is taken, and I think pooping in a urinal on a Saturday afternoon is a felony in most states. I sigh, leave, and take a couple of more (fast) laps around all of the movies and Wii games.

I return to the restroom about four minutes and ten seconds later, and the rear stall is now open. PAYDIRT!!! The middle stall is still occupied by the same dude as before (I can tell by seeing the same shoes and pants on the floor underneath the door). I actually think to myself, “that sucks, poor guy.� After wiping the toilet seat, I sit down and take a refreshing and cleansing poo. Things are looking up in life again.

I go to flush the toilet and sneer at how ugly it looks in there. It’s bad. Really bad. It is actually too gross for me to follow-through on taking a picture of it and texting it to my friend Steve.

Anyway, here is where things went awry. Very. I flush the toilet. Bubble. Bubbling. Rumbling. Uh-oh. The water rises a little. Please go down. Please. The water rises a little more. Nervousness settles in. Quickly. Shit. Dammit. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Stop the water. Industrial toilet. It’s not an option. WTF. Shit. Please go down. Water still rising. Not going down. Really bad. 1� to go. Fuck Fuck Fuck. Please just stop. 1/2� left. Time to think of an exit strategy. Water overflows. Well, I guess you can call it water, but it doesn’t really look like water anymore. And, I just remember about the poor guy in the middle stall. Stay calm. And get out of there. Now.

“Watch your feet, dude, I’ll get somebody quick.� I said it as calm as I possibly could.

I almost immediately find a Best Buy employee: “I just wanted you to know that a toilet is overflowing in the men’s restroom, and you’re going to want to get somebody in there quick.�

I find my fiancée almost immediately. I walk very (very) fast towards her. “Can you get the movies? I’ll get the car.� She knows something is wrong. Very wrong. I guess I won’t argue with her buying Forgetting Sarah Marshall, then. I go to the car and circle around the parking lot for about eight minutes. I am hoping that the guy from the middle stall isn’t scouring the parking lot yet for the guy with brown hair in the black pullover and dark green vest. My fiancée walks out, she jumps in, and I speed away as fast as a 5 MPH speed limit in a parking lot permits.

So, please accept my apology, the guy in the middle stall, and also the fine employees at the Best Buy #305. I sincerely apologize for any heartache, headaches, and pain I may have caused you. And for ruining your weekend. Every time I watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall with my lovely soon-to-be wife, a special cloud of guilt will hang over my head for you.

Sincerely,

Anonymous.



Location: Schaumburg, Illinois
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1018581833

[StatFreak]

good finds knagl.


Just a few links down from that post is this one:

Warning! Explicit content and obscene language.
Therefore, original content not copied.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/623387629.html

[tjkeller]

good finds knagl.


Just a few links down from that post is this one:

Warning! Explicit content and obscene language.

Therefore, original content not copied.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/623387629.html

Now THAT'S some FUNNY STUFF right there!

[m79crew]

Had to go and check out the Best of myself now I'm addicted  Hope they keep it up to date.

[jay]

Too bad its not in a blog and others can't comment - it would be hillarious to ask how much he wants for the pictures -

[tjkeller]

A little CHEESY  but with almost 12 mm hits :

BILLY JOEL -- "We Didn't Start the Fire"

[tacman]

Bo,, the White House Dog's first walk. And am I the only one who saw the irony of calling a black & white dog "BO" the iinitials of Barack Obama, who is also black & white??

 Dan (tacman)

[tacman]

Hee-Hee!!! 

 Dan (tacman)

[ashyron]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/znMGufJpK4U&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/znMGufJpK4U&rel=0</a>

This is pretty funny. 

[StatFreak]

    I don't think that I've seen that maneuver in all of the years that I've watched TPIR, or in her case, TPIW. 

[RICH99508]

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1031682269835


Not for kids, but not too graphic....just darn funny!

[StatFreak]

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1031682269835


Not for kids, but not too graphic....just darn funny!

     K+ for that one!

[ashyron]

I was going to post that on my FaceBook but didn't think it was a wise idea.  It's too funny and love the sound effects.
 

[ashyron]

And this is why one should use a spotter.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/UAsZ3PQoL5k&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/UAsZ3PQoL5k&rel=0</a>