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« Reply #225 on: August 26, 2009, 04:15:21 AM »

Cool, husband testing bulletproof glass with his wife as a test subject in 1952!  applause Anyone know where I can apply for a tester job for MY wife??  rotflmao

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Dan, if she reads your post she might just use you as a test subject -- and forget to hand you the glass. arrow  frying pan Help bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing



Yeah, she almost lost her eye, but not from the bullet... The glass almost took out her eye from the shock of the bullet hit! He could have made a wood frame and still had her stand behind for the demo! Wait maybe he thought about that and decided not too, but was a lousy shot!!  bust gut laughing

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« Reply #226 on: August 26, 2009, 10:43:13 AM »

Yeah, she almost lost her eye, but not from the bullet... The glass almost took out her eye from the shock of the bullet hit! He could have made a wood frame and still had her stand behind for the demo! Wait maybe he thought about that and decided not too, but was a lousy shot!!  bust gut laughing

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Well, by having her hold it, she could easily move the glass to catch each bullet if she saw that it was coming in at the wrong angle. arrow Those antique weapons of the 1900's are SO last century!  frying pan rotflmao rotflmao


Seriously, she almost lost some fingers as well: about 16 seconds into the video.
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« Reply #227 on: August 26, 2009, 11:37:59 AM »

That video reminded me of those old black and white reels
of chubby women running down a hill flapping their wings in vain attempts to fly  frying pan
I remember my mom laughing her head off when
somebody would jump off a bridge flapping their arms all the way into the water.  Duh!
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« Reply #228 on: August 27, 2009, 09:41:40 PM »

I had to add this one. bust gut laughing
When I first saw it, I didn't believe it. ttth

But,  yes yes yes  One talented driver. First one I've seen do this.

Now hold my beer and watch.   chug


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« Reply #229 on: August 27, 2009, 10:25:24 PM »

Dayum boy.........dat der was fuuun!  arrow
Let's do it again!  applause
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« Reply #230 on: August 27, 2009, 11:08:37 PM »

K+ for the video, now if only I had a monster truck....

Thanks,
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« Reply #231 on: August 28, 2009, 12:17:29 AM »

I didn't know there were blondes in Africa!!  bust gut laughing

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« Reply #232 on: August 28, 2009, 08:08:28 AM »

I didn't know there were blondes in Africa!!  bust gut laughing

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWENTr18u9Q


That poor tree. bawling  rotflmao rotflmao
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« Reply #233 on: August 28, 2009, 08:18:47 AM »

I had to add this one. bust gut laughing
When I first saw it, I didn't believe it. ttth

But,  yes yes yes  One talented driver. First one I've seen do this.

Now hold my beer and watch.   chug


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AWESOME, but I wonder how many trucks it took to perfect the trick!  frying pan

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« Reply #234 on: August 28, 2009, 08:19:51 AM »

I didn't know there were blondes in Africa!!  bust gut laughing

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Caught me off guard, and I am still laughing!!!  Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh!

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« Reply #235 on: September 01, 2009, 09:18:29 PM »

Sound like anybody you know?......

After you just brought home another slot machine.  rotflmao

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« Reply #236 on: September 01, 2009, 09:21:13 PM »

And not to be sexist but,

Are Men born this way?

I think so.  frying pan frying pan


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« Reply #237 on: September 01, 2009, 11:04:08 PM »

bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing
Oh, Neonkiss, those are CLASSIC! lmao. K++
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« Reply #238 on: September 02, 2009, 02:39:51 AM »

 rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

I am surprised that that little boy took the time to kiss her first!!! They keep learning younger and younger!  Duh! bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing

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« Reply #239 on: September 07, 2009, 12:48:39 AM »

HA HA HA HA HA!!  bust gut laughing

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« Reply #240 on: September 09, 2009, 03:02:12 PM »

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« Reply #241 on: September 09, 2009, 05:08:35 PM »

If Slot Machines were Like Computer Operating Systems:


DOS= A 1930's trade stimulator with one, and only one spinning reel powered by wind.

Windows 3.1 = A regular 3CM game with 3 reels that would act normal and then suddenly spin out of control and explode through the reel glass resulting in no win.

Windows NT = A regular 3CM game where there are no visible reel strips, hopper, or bell. Empty reels would just spin and you would have to imagine your payout and wins as you could not see or hear anything.

Windows XP= An S2000 that might play normal depending on age, temperature, and if the line voltage can stay within .0000001%. Otherwise, it would just simply shut off and good luck trying to start it again.

Linux=A Pachislo where the outcome is not certain and too may options for it to play as a consistent game. Then the hopper has dirrarea and won't stop shitting coins. Then it powers off and won't start again.

MVS/ JCL370 (Mainframe). You send your S2000 out for repair, ten years later it returns as a Jennings Sun Chief.

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« Reply #242 on: September 12, 2009, 04:24:16 PM »

Given the 911 anniversary yesterday  and all that's going on lately:

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« Reply #243 on: September 12, 2009, 06:03:50 PM »

Dragnet meets Obama! The dialog is dead on!!  yes

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« Reply #244 on: September 13, 2009, 01:04:15 AM »

This Ad Was Posted to Craig's List Personals:


 To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.
 
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives and me.

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
 
  First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.

My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
 
 Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head wasn't it?
               
  I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me.. [That   prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
 
  After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you ha d her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I Went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
 
  Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
 Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?
 
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pur sue in life.
 
  Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

 Have a good day!
 
  Thoughtfully yours,
  Alex
 
  P.S. Remember this motto.
     . An armed society makes for a more civil society!
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« Reply #245 on: September 13, 2009, 08:32:13 AM »

^^^^  rotflmao bust gut laughing rotflmao bust gut laughing rotflmao bust gut laughing rotflmao bust gut laughing rotflmao

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« Reply #246 on: September 29, 2009, 07:35:21 PM »

Here's a twist on a classic.

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« Reply #247 on: September 30, 2009, 12:41:00 AM »

Here's a twist on a classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnhZscDJFy8

uussssssssssssssp. . . . [cough] . . Uh, I'd love to comment on that video, but I'm too stoned.  boss  sleep 
rotflmao   rotflmao   rotflmao   rotflmao
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« Reply #248 on: September 30, 2009, 11:52:00 AM »

Remember in CA, your medical marijuana is a game, not a crime. And you slot machine is not a game, it's a crime! Duh! Duh! Duh!
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« Reply #249 on: September 30, 2009, 11:59:22 AM »

Koala the inebriated Koala.............


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