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« Reply #325 on: April 04, 2010, 04:24:49 PM »
Quote from: bunnyslots on April 04, 2010, 02:15:57 PM
Everyone go to my facebook wall (ron summerfelt)  applause I have a card for Tacman Given to me by Karoake Mike


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« Reply #326 on: April 04, 2010, 05:04:07 PM »
Quote from: ashyron on April 04, 2010, 04:24:49 PM
Quote from: bunnyslots on April 04, 2010, 02:15:57 PM
Everyone go to my facebook wall (ron summerfelt)  applause I have a card for Tacman Given to me by Karoake Mike


 Scratch Head Is it your picture of all the poker chips? Scratch Head  That's all I can see right now without being a friend. 

It is one of those Jib Jab Sendables  about a rabbit attacking a man but I can't get to play.

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« Reply #327 on: April 04, 2010, 09:00:58 PM »
Rats I must have screwed up the link
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« Reply #328 on: April 04, 2010, 09:15:40 PM »
Quote from: bunnyslots on April 04, 2010, 09:00:58 PM
Rats Rabbits I must have screwed up the link
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« Reply #329 on: April 09, 2010, 06:10:35 PM »
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« Reply #330 on: April 09, 2010, 11:30:42 PM »
More Tea Baggers Party  stir the pot / get cooking Soapbox Alert
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343 / 60 brothers lost on that day.
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« Reply #331 on: June 06, 2010, 07:52:21 PM »
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« Reply #332 on: June 06, 2010, 08:31:00 PM »
Yup, that's the poor sad sack that can't believe why everyone ridicules him, even though he knows stuff about slot machines.

He hasn't learned yet that losers like him will never get respect from others, because he has none for himself.
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« Reply #333 on: June 08, 2010, 10:32:32 AM »
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« Reply #334 on: June 08, 2010, 01:19:57 PM »
Break out the tin foil hats! The gubbamint is at it again!

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The moderator team does not "see all" when it comes to forum posts. We rely on the eyes and fingers of our members to report posts and to threaten lawsuits is pure lunacy.

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« Reply #335 on: June 25, 2010, 06:01:35 AM »
I was going through some old pictures on my phone, and came across this one I took last year.

Anyone have any experience programming a Megabucks progressive?   bust gut laughing



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« Reply #336 on: June 25, 2010, 08:03:43 AM »
Quote from: knagl on June 25, 2010, 06:01:35 AM
I was going through some old pictures on my phone, and came across this one I took last year.

Anyone have any experience programming a Megabucks progressive?   bust gut laughing



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That's really pathetic -- on a WAP progressive, yet!

I saw the same thing when I was with Wayne at Harrah's in Laughlin last year, only in their case, they were only using the sign to advertise the slots, not as a progressive. Not nearly as bad as your catch, but I still thought that it was unprofessional that they didn't bother to get rid of the C1 that constantly interrupted their advertisement. arrow Duh!
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« Reply #337 on: June 25, 2010, 11:28:55 AM »
Hopeless, hopeless, hopeless... rotflmao

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« Reply #338 on: June 25, 2010, 11:56:06 AM »
Quote from: stayouttadabunker on June 25, 2010, 11:28:55 AM
Hopeless, hopeless, hopeless... rotflmao

No, It's not hopeless!  propeller

There's a blackjack pit with immediate seating to the rear!  mooners Crazy Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing

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« Reply #339 on: June 25, 2010, 12:53:48 PM »
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« Reply #340 on: June 25, 2010, 01:04:28 PM »
Quote from: stormrider on June 25, 2010, 12:53:48 PM
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Well I KNOW thats not at MY Casino... bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing  frying pan
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« Reply #341 on: June 25, 2010, 05:12:25 PM »
Quote from: StatFreak on June 25, 2010, 08:03:43 AM
That's really pathetic -- on a WAP progressive, yet!

For what it's worth, all three of the Megabucks machines I saw in that casino were down (and the games disabled) -- I think that either their connection to the network was down, or that the whole megabucks network might have been down for a brief time.  Either way, I saw the "C1" alternating with the Megabucks attract graphics, and laughed out loud.
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« Reply #342 on: June 25, 2010, 10:37:46 PM »
Quote from: knagl on June 25, 2010, 05:12:25 PM
Quote from: StatFreak on June 25, 2010, 08:03:43 AM
That's really pathetic -- on a WAP progressive, yet!

For what it's worth, all three of the Megabucks machines I saw in that casino were down (and the games disabled) -- I think that either their connection to the network was down, or that the whole megabucks network might have been down for a brief time.  Either way, I saw the "C1" alternating with the Megabucks attract graphics, and laughed out loud.

Maybe they're running their connections through LEVEL3   Duh! slap frying pan  Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing

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« Reply #343 on: July 23, 2010, 10:15:34 AM »
 new new new new new THE SLOT O HOLIC  new new new new

                      WEEKLY POST FROM DR. HOUSE

                     PAIN THAT ARRIVED FROM SLOTMACHINES USE !

Slotaholic pain is said to be caused from sitting too long at one slot machine. The slot-aholic is someone who sits all day in front of one machines, feeding the machine regardless of winning spins or naked pulls. The slot-aholic is roughly synonymous with the slots zombie.

Slot-aholic pains might be real, such as stiff back from sitting in one place too long.

Other pains might include a slotaholic elbow or sore fingers, from manipulating the slots buttons too long or too hard in one sitting.


Slot-Aholic pain might be more psychological or economic than physical in nature.

 For instance, if a player loses most of a bankroll, the player might experience slot-aholic pain of an emotional sort.

The player might be pained to know he or she is walking out of the casino without a whole lot of money.
Mostly, though, slot-a-holic pain happens when a player sits at one slot machine for too long.

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THE CURE FOR THIS HORIBLE DISORDER !! GET OFF YOUR ASS SIT AT BAR DRINK HEAVY & JUST GET TENNIS ELBOW

your going to loose at the slots no matter what !!
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« Reply #344 on: August 25, 2010, 10:48:49 AM »
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« Reply #345 on: August 25, 2010, 11:08:55 AM »
Now that is some funny s%^t.  Crazy Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing

BTW, can you say "Photoshop"? Weird Eyes
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« Reply #346 on: August 25, 2010, 11:37:50 AM »
lol....Foh -Toe - Shop.... Tongue Out
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« Reply #347 on: August 25, 2010, 11:40:11 AM »
well I guess that proves ---- that a BEAR does S&$%T  -----in the woods

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« Reply #348 on: August 25, 2010, 03:21:10 PM »
THIS STRANGE OLD TOOL HAS SURFACED AGAIN  Clap Clap Clap Clap

Many have wondered the expression --I am not blowing smoke up your @ass !! bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing


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but in fact its where the >>>old saying came from <<

 A Strange Old  Tool. .  .Do you know what it is?  Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head

think for a moment >>       Hail      <>>?????

Look below - this is NO  JOKE....

ITS A TOBACCO SMOKE ENEMA TOOL USED BY DOCTORS -- CIRCA 1750'S TO 1810

NOT USED BY CAR DEALERS OR SLOTMACHINE SALES FOLKS --OR LAND SELLERS

THIS IS GREAT ONLY IN AMERICA -- ORIGIN OF MAKER ?? San Francisco was mentioned near the BAY AREA !!! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao



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« Reply #349 on: August 25, 2010, 06:07:18 PM »
Good laughs!!!
I am really happy now that I am an AAVID NON SMOKER!!!! Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing
Plus I do not stare at bear SCAT!!! no no no

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