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« on: March 28, 2010, 01:29:30 AM »
Am I  the only one noticing they seem to now taste like a "Sh1t pocket" I had one (Cheeseburger) that was absolutely disgusting.
And they instruct you to cook TWO of them for 3 minutes,30 seconds.Well that might be fine on the exhaust manifold of a Buick,
But if you do that in a normal 1,000 watt microwave expect to lose the roof of your mouth when you bite into one of these crappockets.
I nuked 2 of these little road-apples today. I took 2 bites from the first one. I would NOT feed this "Gruel" to a homeless man!
The rest went in the trash, complete garbage.
I fired off a letter to "Nestles", the parent company that cranks out this tripe.Lets see what they have to say about it.
Tommorrow is a "Food Run" day here, I highly suspect the entire lot of this "ready to eat Botulism" will be going back where it was purchased
from.
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2010, 01:46:03 AM »
 Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing

Hey, it's instant plastic food for our instant plastic society!
Just pay with plastic,
nuke lightly in the faux-metal plastic paper "browner" that they so graciously provide (it probably costs more than the ground, pasteurized, processed faux-meat-like food layers that they put inside the shell),
kill off your taste buds with the first over-irradiated pocket,
and enjoy the rest of them!  frying pan frying pan Tongue Out hot taco taco taco  ill ill vomit vomit   
 That's what Pepto is for. Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing


(okay, we don't have pocket emoticons -- the tacos are the closest thing we've got and I'm too lazy to go looking right now.)
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2010, 01:48:33 AM »
Kirk,
    You don't like coffee makers.
     You don't like hot pockets
     You don't like cable companies
What do you like ????


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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2010, 01:53:08 AM »
Quote from: reho33 on March 28, 2010, 01:48:33 AM
Kirk,
    You don't like coffee makers.
     You don't like hot pockets
     You don't like cable companies
What do you like ????


LOL

I don't blame him. All three are usually over-priced, poorly executed, and their contents have no nutritional value whatsoever. Crazy Duh! frying pan  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing
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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2010, 01:57:16 AM »
Quote from: reho33 on March 28, 2010, 01:48:33 AM
Kirk,
    You don't like coffee makers.
     You don't like hot pockets
     You don't like cable companies
What do you like ????


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I have zero complaints about my 23 year old Harley.....
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« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2010, 05:54:33 AM »
Quote from: KirkLasVegas on March 28, 2010, 01:57:16 AM
Quote from: reho33 on March 28, 2010, 01:48:33 AM
Kirk,
    You don't like coffee makers.
     You don't like hot pockets
     You don't like cable companies
What do you like ????


LOL

I have zero complaints about my 23 year old Harley.....
Zero problems with Motorola radios Smiley
I like my HP test equipment....Smiley



I have to laugh my ass off here..... Kirk did not even mention that he likes his slot machines!!!! WHAT???  Homer Insane Homer Insane Homer Insane I call dibs on the BlueBird before he launches it off the stand!!! If he doesn't mention liking slot machines, we should take them to put him out of his misery!!!  Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing

Kirk, I can probably get over there tomorrow with Buzz and one of his Big trucks to help get those crappy lousy slot machines out of your way! This will save your back and your bloodpressure!  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing Crazy Crazy Crazy

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« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2010, 08:33:16 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2010, 02:27:38 PM »
Thanks for posting that!
SO accurate..LAVA pockets..burn your mouth
Frozen in the center....
So true...

Do I like my slots??
Sure...enjoy them a lot. If I had to move to a "Restricted" state I would keep the Bluebird, the 550 and one I-Game..the rest would be sold here...
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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2010, 01:43:33 AM »
If I moved to a no-go state, I would just bring all of them anyway. Their mine anyway, right?
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2010, 11:20:00 PM »
Hot pockets do not even qualify as a food thingy. They are on OSHA's bio-hazard list. We used them for shuffle board, rat poison etc. Nasty.
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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2010, 03:20:12 PM »
Quote from: Bobodude on May 03, 2010, 11:20:00 PM
Hot pockets do not even qualify as a food thingy. They are on OSHA's bio-hazard list. We used them for shuffle board, rat poison etc. Nasty.

 rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao I've heard that they make good wall insulation since pests won't eat them.  arrow Cry Laughing Cry Laughing

Don't they have to include an MSDS with every purchase? frying pan  Duck!
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