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« on: August 10, 2010, 02:34:35 PM »
Why do Fireman have bigger Balls than Policeman ???????
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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2010, 03:43:07 PM »
Quote from: Buzz on August 10, 2010, 02:34:35 PM
Why do Fireman have bigger Balls than Policeman ???????

POLICEMAN DONT HAVE BALLS   bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2010, 03:51:35 PM »
Wrong ans.  keep trying   Duh! Duh! Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head
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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2010, 03:53:46 PM »
Because they sell more tickets.. I cheated.. google  Tongue Out
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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2010, 03:58:59 PM »
Yeah you did...I did too...! rotflmao



When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar,
they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher.

'Pull the pin like a hand grenade,' he explained, 'then depress the trigger to release the foam.'

Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot.
In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin.
The instructor hinted, 'Like a hand grenade, remember?'

In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin, and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.

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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2010, 04:05:02 PM »
well I have to with hold many coments on this topic .....lol

its more like force on the public  more tickets ..
not surprised -have not missed a P.O. BALL in thirty yrs ..

but but dont pay for my tickets .. hmmmm ..  Hail Hail Hail Hail
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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2010, 04:24:47 PM »
OK Brian  you won the GRAND PRIZE  you only have to pay the shipping for a 4 legged slot stool ( I must WARN you sometimes one of the legs falls off and dumps you on your ASS    Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
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« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2010, 04:29:59 PM »
BUZZ i think we both have to much tme on our hands at times  Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head


toss in a LIMERICK  now !! and not the old man from CALCUTTA !!! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

I have a great book i need to post the cover of --gve me 30 minutes lol
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« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2010, 04:34:14 PM »
Firefighters, best part time job there is. Then comes teachers!

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« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2010, 04:53:59 PM »
Quote from: Buzz on August 10, 2010, 04:24:47 PM
OK Brian  you won the GRAND PRIZE  you only have to pay the shipping for a 4 legged slot stool ( I must WARN you sometimes one of the legs falls off and dumps you on your ASS    Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

I think I've sat in that same stool at the casino
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2010, 05:30:00 PM »
Quote from: Brianzz on August 10, 2010, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: Buzz on August 10, 2010, 04:24:47 PM
OK Brian  you won the GRAND PRIZE  you only have to pay the shipping for a 4 legged slot stool ( I must WARN you sometimes one of the legs falls off and dumps you on your ASS    Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

I think I've sat in that same stool at the casino

Now I see how you got the imaginary machine from the other post!!! Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing

CH CaptainHappy
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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2010, 05:36:55 PM »
Quote from: ROCKET on August 10, 2010, 04:29:59 PM
BUZZ i think we both have to much tme on our hands at times  Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head


toss in a LIMERICK  now !! and not the old man from CALCUTTA !!! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

I have a great book i need to post the cover of --gve me 30 minutes lol


Rocket,

What about.....
(from here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_Nantucket )

"There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket"

NOW, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???? MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!  Crazy Tongue Out wave rotflmao bust gut laughing Cry Laughing

CH CaptainHappy
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2010, 05:47:18 PM »
Skipper  CaptainHappy  Stat was out here last week and ask me if I thought the forum was getting pretty serious. Rocket posted much the same thing today or yesterday ( I don't remember which day)  Seeing as how I don't know  S--- ( beans ) about a slot machine. Just trying to do my part,  You have to admit reply #8 is a GEM  (you look it up, no quote here )   bust gut laughing bust gut laughing
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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2010, 06:01:51 PM »
THIS BOOK WAS GIVEN TO ME FROM MY CHILDHOD FRIEND OF MINE WHO PASSED AWAY AT 25 YEARS OLD!!
GOD REST HIS SOUL !!

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 he lived by this book back in its day ?? around 1981--1982-  it has so much info on how to mess up anybody's day --life that still apply today lol

It was most likely  taken off shelves so kids would not burn down there neighbors house !!lol

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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2010, 06:24:45 PM »
 Scuba Scuba Scuba Scuba Scuba  
FOR CAPTAIN HAPPY ONLY !! UNLESS HE CANT SOLVE IT [/b]







being the ex NAVY MAN YOU ARE --HERE IS THE >>>>QUESTION /RIDDLE <<<<

1.how many men does it take to circumcise  a >>WHALE<<< LIKE IN BIG FISH  ???

easy question to win the booby prize !! Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy

OH COME ON ITS SO EASY CH
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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2010, 11:36:51 PM »
for   capt happy !! todays riddle answer   ----drum roll the answer is >> four skin divers will do the job !!!!! bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing
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« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2010, 12:08:47 AM »
Quote from: ROCKET on August 10, 2010, 06:24:45 PM
Scuba Scuba Scuba Scuba Scuba  
FOR CAPTAIN HAPPY ONLY !! UNLESS HE CANT SOLVE IT [/b]

being the ex NAVY MAN YOU ARE --HERE IS THE >>>>QUESTION /RIDDLE <<<<

1.how many men does it take to circumcise  a >>WHALE<<< LIKE IN BIG FISH  ???

easy question to win the booby prize !! Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy

OH COME ON ITS SO EASY CH

Donnie,

You did not give me enough time to try and answer your Riddle!!!

Plus I think that you tried to trick me subconsciously.... In your post you pictured FIVE divers!!! I think you were tricking my mind! Crazy Crazy Crazy I would have a better chance of guessing with this.... FOUR SKIN DIVERS!!!! (Ok I know these are SCUBA divers, but that is the best we have! bust gut laughing )
 Scuba Scuba Scuba Scuba

 Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Good one, sorry that I did not get to it on time!!! It is not common that I went five hours without checking out some posts and getting my " nlg FIX!!!" Help Help Help

Have a great rest of the week, and K+ for the entertainment!

Mark CaptainHappy
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« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2010, 01:15:52 AM »
 new new new new how do you tell if a female whale is horny  new new new new new
to CAPT HAPPY AGAIN !!

HINT >> SUBMARINE  IS INVOLVED


I will even copy the screw em--- bible book i posted -- for you and statfreak
great reading !!!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus
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« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2010, 02:13:16 AM »
SCUBA  is short for what?
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Fruit machine my tail feathers !!
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2010, 02:49:12 AM »
Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus - why?
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« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2010, 08:30:52 AM »
Quote from: ROCKET on August 12, 2010, 01:15:52 AM
new new new new how do you tell if a female whale is horny  new new new new new
to CAPT HAPPY AGAIN !!

HINT >> SUBMARINE  IS INVOLVED


I will even copy the screw em--- bible book i posted -- for you and statfreak
great reading !!!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus

I have to guess on this, but I may not be right? Because she swallowed a submarine filled with Seamen? Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head

CH CaptainHappy
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« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2010, 09:31:22 AM »
Quote from: CaptainHappy on August 12, 2010, 08:30:52 AM
Quote from: ROCKET on August 12, 2010, 01:15:52 AM
new new new new how do you tell if a female whale is horny  new new new new new
to CAPT HAPPY AGAIN !!

HINT >> SUBMARINE  IS INVOLVED


I will even copy the screw em--- bible book i posted -- for you and statfreak
great reading !!!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus

I have to guess on this, but I may not be right? Because she swallowed a submarine filled with Seamen? Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head

CH CaptainHappy

OH CAPT !!

YOU HIT THE NAIL  ON THE HEAD frying pan frying pan frying pan frying pan frying pan ----- NO PUN INTENDED ---THAT  NASTY WHALE LOL Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh!
MUST OF BEEN IN THE MOVIE CRIMSON TIDE

you win -but correct answer is bites the bow off the sub & sucks out those poor seamen !! Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus

as you know in those deep depths --almost anything can happen !!!--guess the counter measures would not help on that one!!
nothing worse than a hole in your ballooon  
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