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« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2011, 02:52:39 AM »
Quote from: Buzz on May 21, 2011, 02:43:28 AM
Quote from: StatFreak on May 21, 2011, 02:07:26 AM

Retirement planning is the art of timing your spending so that you run out of money precisely five minutes before you die. Crazy Duh! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

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Using that formula   I must have died a couple of months ago. Damn no one tells me anything. Crying Eyes Crying Eyes

CRAP, according to that I must have died a couple years ago! Silly Me! Silly Me! Silly Me! bawling bawling bawling

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« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2011, 11:43:40 AM »
Got home last night, finished off all alcohol in the apartment, spent quality time with the two dogs "Ozzy" and Osbourne" smoked about 20 cigs, signed off on Face book. Had some adult fun.................

Now here I am (21st May 2011) in the bloody casino putting Bill Cans back in the machines with a sore head, told you religion was a sham...............jesus give me a break....................is there a specific time this shit will happen, I need a "hair of the dog" still time is there..... Duh!


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« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2011, 08:50:20 PM »
WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. It's 6:50 PM & I'm still here.
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« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2011, 09:05:32 PM »
I must be one of those heathens. Evil Angel Devil Teeter Dragon
6:00 and I'm still here. They must of left me here for the coming lake of fire. very hot
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« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2011, 12:04:52 AM »
Those who believe this is the last day should send me their Slot Machines & Bank #'s.
Just want to make everyone happy.
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« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2011, 12:55:29 AM »
I wonder if the evangelists fell into the giant cracks from the earthquakes produced by the Vogons? One can only hope...  stir the pot / get cooking  Cheer Leader
Guess I'll throw out the  kool aid now.  frying pan Weird Eyes rotflmao


So Ozzy, I'm afraid to ask this, but what is written on your doctored shirt?  Scratch Head 2

I can see the pixelation surrounding the letters -- indicating that they were digitally added or changed, but the text doesn't have enough resolution to be read. Nerd

I know I'm just going to hate myself in the morning for asking. frying pan Crazy Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing


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« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2011, 01:08:50 AM »
Quote from: CaptainHappy on May 21, 2011, 02:52:39 AM
Quote from: Buzz on May 21, 2011, 02:43:28 AM
Quote from: StatFreak on May 21, 2011, 02:07:26 AM

Retirement planning is the art of timing your spending so that you run out of money precisely five minutes before you die. Crazy Duh! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

SF garfield


Using that formula   I must have died a couple of months ago. Damn no one tells me anything. Crying Eyes Crying Eyes


CRAP, according to that I must have died a couple years ago! Silly Me! Silly Me! Silly Me! bawling bawling bawling

CH CaptainHappy

Don't worry about it! I've been dead for years and it hasn't been a problem. Weird Eyes  No mortgage, no bills, no taxes... just gambling and intoxicants -- and FOOD! Not 'cause I need it,
but 'cause I love it!   Just Kidding  Pizza Slice Steak bread Pie Eating Cookie     Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing
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« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2011, 09:20:46 PM »
Quote from: StatFreak on May 22, 2011, 12:55:29 AM
I wonder if the evangelists fell into the giant cracks from the earthquakes produced by the Vogons? One can only hope...  stir the pot / get cooking  Cheer Leader
Guess I'll throw out the  kool aid now.  frying pan Weird Eyes rotflmao


So Ozzy, I'm afraid to ask this, but what is written on your doctored shirt?  Scratch Head 2

I can see the pixelation surrounding the letters -- indicating that they were digitally added or changed, but the text doesn't have enough resolution to be read. Nerd

I know I'm just going to hate myself in the morning for asking. frying pan Crazy Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing


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    Sherlock Smiley              I believe it says; "Don't force YOUR religion down MY throat, I've had my fill of SH*T" or something like that.
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« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2011, 09:57:16 PM »
It was weird, I figured I'd see doomsday toolbags in Vegas on the strip yesterday......None, not 1....Strange..O well, back to my Corona by the pool Smiley
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« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2011, 10:16:00 PM »
I am still here !!! But we all new that !!
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« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2011, 11:20:43 PM »
so....who's the dummy that came up with yet another blown prophecy?  rotflmao
What's supposed to happen next? Pig's flying...?!?!? Tongue Out
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« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2011, 11:36:13 PM »
Quote from: stayouttadabunker on May 22, 2011, 11:20:43 PM
so....who's the dummy that came up with yet another blown prophecy?  rotflmao
What's supposed to happen next? Pig's flying...?!?!? Tongue Out




I think flying pigs are up Stats alley !!
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« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2011, 11:38:47 PM »
Well I know one things for sure, I didn't drink the Kool-aid   kool aid, but I did put away a few beers while grilling this weekend...  drinking whiskey  Oh well back to the old grind tomorrow  Pull Hair
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« Reply #38 on: May 23, 2011, 12:47:31 AM »
Quote from: coorslight115 on May 22, 2011, 11:36:13 PM
Quote from: stayouttadabunker on May 22, 2011, 11:20:43 PM
so....who's the dummy that came up with yet another blown prophecy?  rotflmao
What's supposed to happen next? Pig's flying...?!?!? Tongue Out

I think flying pigs are up Stats alley !!

Or mine, I just looked down the alley and look what I saw....  PIG FLIES PIG FLIES PIG FLIES PIG FLIES PIG FLIES PIG FLIES PIG FLIES PIG FLIES PIG FLIES PIG FLIES

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P.S. I did not drink the Kool-aid kool aid , but I am enjoying some wonderful Crystal Light!!!
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« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2011, 01:49:50 AM »
That Camping fella and his followers spent over 100 million to spread the word. Some folks quit their jobs and pulled their kids out of school and traveled the country spreading the dooms day word!
What freaking idiots! Some are saying "I can't believe Jesus did this to us."  Silly Me! Silly Me!  loser loser

Camping of course is not responding to emails and phone calls.
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« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2011, 03:55:31 AM »
Jim  They didn't tell you why they called it off ??  The real reason was, I went up to Lancaster to be fitted for my wings, for my long flight to leave all you non believers behind. When they

 check my ID they came to the conclusion that my Birthday was a BAD day for doomsday. It has been postponed until they can find a day that is no ones birthday. ( give me a little more time

 and I'll try to think up some more Bull Shit for this thread.)   Silly Me! Silly Me!

True story, I'll bet just about anything, yesterday my Wife was out on a street corner beating on a tambourine hollering "the sky is falling, the sky is falling "  ( Huh stop to think about it, she

 didn't call yesterday maybe she made the trip alone ??)   Hail Hail Hail
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« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2011, 07:16:13 AM »
Quote from: coorslight115 on May 22, 2011, 11:36:13 PM
Quote from: stayouttadabunker on May 22, 2011, 11:20:43 PM
so....who's the dummy that came up with yet another blown prophecy?  rotflmao
What's supposed to happen next? Pig's flying...?!?!? Tongue Out




I think flying pigs are up Stats alley !!

It looks like CH CaptainHappy beat me to the punch and added a new emoticon #274: PIG FLIES

Interestingly, while I do own a Gamemaker, I have never installed "Win Pigs Fly" PIG FLIES PIG FLIES PIG FLIES  It could have been an amusing game IF the graphics had been more animated and the pigs had had more charm, but as it is, I decided to leave the flying pigs trapped on my hard drive with TRON.
He'll kick their roasted pork butts  Piggy Bum on the game grid. Tempest  rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

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« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2011, 06:57:56 PM »
Quote from: StatFreak on May 23, 2011, 07:16:13 AM
It looks like CH CaptainHappy beat me to the punch and added a new emoticon #274: PIG FLIES

I was surprised that you had not yet noticed it as it was added quite some time ago. Scratch Head yes I bet your SPAMPIG avatar kept it hidden from you out of jealousy!!! Cry Laughing

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« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2011, 09:25:38 PM »
Quote from: CaptainHappy on May 23, 2011, 06:57:56 PM
Quote from: StatFreak on May 23, 2011, 07:16:13 AM
It looks like CH CaptainHappy beat me to the punch and added a new emoticon #274: PIG FLIES

I was surprised that you had not yet noticed it as it was added quite some time ago. Scratch Head yes I bet your SPAMPIG avatar kept it hidden from you out of jealousy!!! Cry Laughing

CH CaptainHappy

Yup, you're right. I completely missed it.  Duh!  I must have flying pig blindness.  Help   We're already up to emoticon number 307.  Silly Me! Weird Eyes
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