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Title: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: eis_slots on April 02, 2010, 09:43:01 PM
After the initial beating I took everybody is welcoming me to the site and it makes feel welcomed!  :88-

Because of that I made a donation today to the site.

Thanks Again
Dave


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: StatFreak on April 02, 2010, 11:03:28 PM
Thanks, Dave. We're glad to have you here.  :88-

We really are a good group, once you get to know us, but we do have tendency to pick sale offers to pieces, especially when they are from unknown sellers. :5- :30-

Please feel free to ask any questions if you're having trouble with your machines, and to help others with their problems as well, when you can.  :89-
That's what this site is about. :71-

StatFreak :31-
:nlg-  Global Moderator


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: eis_slots on April 03, 2010, 12:27:25 AM
Thanks Stat glad to be a part of the group!  :31-


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: brichter on April 03, 2010, 03:10:05 AM
Welcome, Dave! :244- :244- :244- :244-


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Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: ashyron on April 03, 2010, 04:15:38 AM
After the initial beating I took everybody is welcoming me to the site and it makes feel welcomed!  :88-

Because of that I made a donation today to the site.

Thanks Again
Dave

We really are a good group, once you get to know us, but we do have tendency to pick sale offers to pieces, especially when they are from unknown sellers. :5- :30-

Yes, welcome to the entertainment section of the internet.   :3- :3- :3-

Also, not only do sales offers get picked apart, pay attention to any and every picture you post because the junior sleuth detectives around here (including me sometimes) check out all aspects of a picture.  We have nothing better to do. 

Now when you get another Slingo game together and you are done donating here, you can donate to me!!! :97- :72- :97- :200- :72- :97- :72-


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: eis_slots on April 03, 2010, 04:33:48 AM
I tell you what ashyron i will donate a free framed photo of the machine to you. (processing and shipping and handling not included  :208-)


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: ashyron on April 03, 2010, 05:54:19 AM
I tell you what ashyron i will donate a free framed photo of the machine to you. (processing and shipping and handling not included  :208-)

Now how am I supposed to play a picture?? :103- :103-

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Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: StatFreak on April 03, 2010, 07:03:26 AM
I tell you what ashyron i will donate a free framed photo of the machine to you. (processing and shipping and handling not included  :208-)

Now how am I supposed to play a picture?? :103- :103-

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Buy several, put them all in a box, and randomly pick one for each spin. Whatever is on the picture is your outcome. :214- :126-
You can pay yourself with pictures of tokens. :30- :30-
You just had  to ask...

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Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: eis_slots on April 03, 2010, 03:39:04 PM
I got an even better one! Before the lady finishes paying it off i will record a 100 spins with my video camera and send it to you. Then anytime you wanna play the game you just hit "play"  on your DVD and see what you won!  :208-  :97-  :96-


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: ashyron on April 03, 2010, 05:05:02 PM
I know better than to ask questions like that. :103- :103- What was I thinking?  :25- :25-

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Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: StatFreak on April 04, 2010, 01:49:48 AM
I got an even better one! Before the lady finishes paying it off i will record a 100 spins with my video camera and send it to you. Then anytime you wanna play the game you just hit "play"  on your DVD and see what you won!  :208-  :97-  :96-

Of course, if you do it that way, the outcomes will always be in the same order...  :5- :30-
...unless you digitize it and put each spin on a separate track or in a separate file and pick the track/file randomly :96- , but that isn't as visually comedic as pulling 8x10 glossies out of a hat/box. :47-


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: eis_slots on April 04, 2010, 02:02:59 AM
no your right it's not as funny, but you can always fast forward or rewind it and start in random spots so you'll never know whats next lol :200-


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: StatFreak on April 04, 2010, 02:35:16 AM
no your right it's not as funny, but you can always fast forward or rewind it and start in random spots so you'll never know whats next lol :200-

..or play it backwards. Then you'll know whether to bet on the spin beforehand. :208- :208- ".syap dna syalp lla sdiov noitcnuflaM"


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: reho33 on April 04, 2010, 02:39:52 AM
Well a guy who got a speeding ticket sent the copy a picture of a 50 dollar bill. The cop sent him a picture of handcuffs, he paid the ticket.


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: StatFreak on April 04, 2010, 03:06:57 AM
Well a guy who got a speeding ticket sent the copy a picture of a 50 dollar bill. The cop sent him a picture of handcuffs, he paid the ticket.

The thing is, if you take the joke to its logical conclusion, the judge would send the guy a picture of a jail cell.  :5-  I could live with that. :47-


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: Foster on April 04, 2010, 04:42:19 AM
I wonder if a person who was driving their vehicle and got a either a photo red light or speeding ticket, would have thought to have a friend appear as them, so they could avoid the ticket.
I know it wouldn't work for a violation where that person was pulled over.
OR do they pull a DMV photo and compare it to the ticket phoro and the person in court.
 


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: eis_slots on April 04, 2010, 04:57:31 AM
this went far off topic lmao  :103-


wait was there a topic? lol

since were off topic why is garfield cartoons posted in the home page, just curious??

i always preferred the Far Side!!!!!


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: ashyron on April 04, 2010, 06:46:41 AM
 :103- :99- :103-  How many topics we got going on in here?? :103-


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: StatFreak on April 04, 2010, 07:25:35 AM
this went far off topic lmao  :103-
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That's PAR for the course around here. I think that Bunker shoots a 68 :5- (I don't dare say 69 :96-) Of course, many of us routinely shoot below PAR. :200- :97-

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since were off topic why is garfield cartoons posted in the home page, just curious??

i always preferred the Far Side!!!!!

Joey is a huge Garfield fan. He and GCMommy "pair" up as Odie and Garfield. (Joey is Odie)

As an aside, I would have had a statistic emoticon for myself a long time ago, but I never found one that I liked, and I always identified with the wry smile on the face of our Garfield emote. Since GCMommy almost never posts, I adopted the Garfield emoticon a few years ago; I've been using it for so long that it's really too late to change.

SF :31-


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: stayouttadabunker on April 04, 2010, 02:33:48 PM
I wanna take this a bit further off track.... :97-

First of all, I can bust 72 ONCE IN A WHILE...LOL
Normally I'm shooting in the 80's...just like the weather up here in the Northeast finally!!! :96-
What was this thread about again?  :128- :129-

OH! You're welcome eis!  :3- :3- :3-


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: eis_slots on April 04, 2010, 05:02:06 PM
never got into the golf game i don't think i got the patience for it  :7-   :18-

but i play a mean game of miniature golf lol   :208-  :208-  :208-


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: StatFreak on April 04, 2010, 07:32:04 PM
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but i play a mean game of miniature golf lol   :208-  :208-  :208-

You should try playing it in the rain. I did that once with my sister. The rule was that if the ball floated over the hole it was considered to have gone in.  :47- What was really cool was that we were the only ones on the course; everyone else was inside playing in the arcade, so we could take as much time as we wanted, replay holes, and just generally do whatever we wanted. :72- :72-


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: eis_slots on April 04, 2010, 08:12:14 PM
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but i play a mean game of miniature golf lol   :208-  :208-  :208-

You should try playing it in the rain. I did that once with my sister. The rule was that if the ball floated over the hole it was considered to have gone in.  :47- What was really cool was that we were the only ones on the course; everyone else was inside playing in the arcade, so we could take as much time as we wanted, replay holes, and just generally do whatever we wanted. :72- :72-



lol no i think they were inside making fun of you not playing games 


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: StatFreak on April 04, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
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but i play a mean game of miniature golf lol   :208-  :208-  :208-

You should try playing it in the rain. I did that once with my sister. The rule was that if the ball floated over the hole it was considered to have gone in.  :47- What was really cool was that we were the only ones on the course; everyone else was inside playing in the arcade, so we could take as much time as we wanted, replay holes, and just generally do whatever we wanted. :72- :72-

lol no i think they were inside making fun of you not playing games 

You're probably right, but we were college age and were having a great time out there. We had just begun playing when it started to rain, and we decided that since we were already wet, why not finish? They had three courses and we had purchased tickets for all three, so we played all three. The puddles over the holes kept growing as we progressed.  :5- It got rather silly near the end. :200-


Title: Re: New Member saying thanks!
Post by: eis_slots on April 04, 2010, 09:21:56 PM
i bet it was fun though, and who really cares what they were thinking as long as you were having fun lol :104-