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Title: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: Buzz on August 10, 2010, 02:34:35 PM Why do Fireman have bigger Balls than Policeman ???????
Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: ROCKET on August 10, 2010, 03:43:07 PM Why do Fireman have bigger Balls than Policeman ??????? POLICEMAN DONT HAVE BALLS :97- :97- :97- :97- :97- :97- Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: Buzz on August 10, 2010, 03:51:35 PM Wrong ans. keep trying :25- :25- :103- :103- :103-
Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: Brianzz on August 10, 2010, 03:53:46 PM Because they sell more tickets.. I cheated.. google :96-
Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: stayouttadabunker on August 10, 2010, 03:58:59 PM Yeah you did...I did too...! :72-
When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. 'Pull the pin like a hand grenade,' he explained, 'then depress the trigger to release the foam.' Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted, 'Like a hand grenade, remember?' In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin, and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze. Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: ROCKET on August 10, 2010, 04:05:02 PM well I have to with hold many coments on this topic .....lol
its more like force on the public more tickets .. not surprised -have not missed a P.O. BALL in thirty yrs .. but but dont pay for my tickets .. hmmmm .. :131- :131- :131- :131- Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: Buzz on August 10, 2010, 04:24:47 PM OK Brian you won the GRAND PRIZE you only have to pay the shipping for a 4 legged slot stool ( I must WARN you sometimes one of the legs falls off and dumps you on your ASS :244- :244- :244- :244- :244- :244-
Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: ROCKET on August 10, 2010, 04:29:59 PM BUZZ i think we both have to much tme on our hands at times :103- :103- :103- :103- :103- :103-
toss in a LIMERICK now !! and not the old man from CALCUTTA !!! :72- :72- :72- :72- :72- I have a great book i need to post the cover of --gve me 30 minutes lol Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: tacman on August 10, 2010, 04:34:14 PM Firefighters, best part time job there is. Then comes teachers!
Dan (tacman) Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: Brianzz on August 10, 2010, 04:53:59 PM OK Brian you won the GRAND PRIZE you only have to pay the shipping for a 4 legged slot stool ( I must WARN you sometimes one of the legs falls off and dumps you on your ASS :244- :244- :244- :244- :244- :244- I think I've sat in that same stool at the casino Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: CaptainHappy on August 10, 2010, 05:30:00 PM OK Brian you won the GRAND PRIZE you only have to pay the shipping for a 4 legged slot stool ( I must WARN you sometimes one of the legs falls off and dumps you on your ASS :244- :244- :244- :244- :244- :244- I think I've sat in that same stool at the casino Now I see how you got the imaginary machine from the other post!!! :208- :208- :208- CH :95- Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: CaptainHappy on August 10, 2010, 05:36:55 PM BUZZ i think we both have to much tme on our hands at times :103- :103- :103- :103- :103- :103- toss in a LIMERICK now !! and not the old man from CALCUTTA !!! :72- :72- :72- :72- :72- I have a great book i need to post the cover of --gve me 30 minutes lol Rocket, What about..... (from here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_Nantucket ) "There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket" NOW, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???? MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!! :200- :96- :88- :72- :97- :208- CH :95- Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: Buzz on August 10, 2010, 05:47:18 PM Skipper :95- Stat was out here last week and ask me if I thought the forum was getting pretty serious. Rocket posted much the same thing today or yesterday ( I don't remember which day) Seeing as how I don't know S--- ( beans ) about a slot machine. Just trying to do my part, You have to admit reply #8 is a GEM (you look it up, no quote here ) :97- :97-
Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: ROCKET on August 10, 2010, 06:01:51 PM THIS BOOK WAS GIVEN TO ME FROM MY CHILDHOD FRIEND OF MINE WHO PASSED AWAY AT 25 YEARS OLD!!
GOD REST HIS SOUL !! :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- :208- he lived by this book back in its day ?? around 1981--1982- it has so much info on how to mess up anybody's day --life that still apply today lol It was most likely taken off shelves so kids would not burn down there neighbors house !!lol Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: ROCKET on August 10, 2010, 06:24:45 PM :102- :102- :102- :102- :102-
FOR CAPTAIN HAPPY ONLY !! UNLESS HE CANT SOLVE IT [/b] being the ex NAVY MAN YOU ARE --HERE IS THE >>>>QUESTION /RIDDLE <<<< 1.how many men does it take to circumcise a >>WHALE<<< LIKE IN BIG FISH ??? easy question to win the booby prize !! :200- :200- :200- :200- :200- OH COME ON ITS SO EASY CH Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: ROCKET on August 10, 2010, 11:36:51 PM for capt happy !! todays riddle answer ----drum roll the answer is >> four skin divers will do the job !!!!! :97- :97- :97- :97- :97- :97- :97- :97-
Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: CaptainHappy on August 12, 2010, 12:08:47 AM :102- :102- :102- :102- :102- FOR CAPTAIN HAPPY ONLY !! UNLESS HE CANT SOLVE IT [/b] being the ex NAVY MAN YOU ARE --HERE IS THE >>>>QUESTION /RIDDLE <<<< 1.how many men does it take to circumcise a >>WHALE<<< LIKE IN BIG FISH ??? easy question to win the booby prize !! :200- :200- :200- :200- :200- OH COME ON ITS SO EASY CH Donnie, You did not give me enough time to try and answer your Riddle!!! Plus I think that you tried to trick me subconsciously.... In your post you pictured FIVE divers!!! I think you were tricking my mind! :200- :200- :200- I would have a better chance of guessing with this.... FOUR SKIN DIVERS!!!! (Ok I know these are SCUBA divers, but that is the best we have! :97- ) :102- :102- :102- :102- :208- :208- :208- Good one, sorry that I did not get to it on time!!! It is not common that I went five hours without checking out some posts and getting my " :nlg- FIX!!!" :99- :99- :99- Have a great rest of the week, and K+ for the entertainment! Mark :95- Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: ROCKET on August 12, 2010, 01:15:52 AM :59- :59- :59- :59- how do you tell if a female whale is horny :59- :59- :59- :59- :59-
to CAPT HAPPY AGAIN !! HINT >> SUBMARINE IS INVOLVED I will even copy the screw em--- bible book i posted -- for you and statfreak great reading !!!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :138- :138- :138- :138- :138- :138- :138- :138- Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: stayouttadabunker on August 12, 2010, 02:13:16 AM SCUBA is short for what?
Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: DorothyMacaw on August 12, 2010, 02:49:12 AM Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus - why?
Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: CaptainHappy on August 12, 2010, 08:30:52 AM :59- :59- :59- :59- how do you tell if a female whale is horny :59- :59- :59- :59- :59- to CAPT HAPPY AGAIN !! HINT >> SUBMARINE IS INVOLVED I will even copy the screw em--- bible book i posted -- for you and statfreak great reading !!!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :138- :138- :138- :138- :138- :138- :138- :138- I have to guess on this, but I may not be right? Because she swallowed a submarine filled with Seamen? :103- :103- :103- CH :95- Title: Re: Riddle Of The Day ???????? Post by: ROCKET on August 12, 2010, 09:31:22 AM :59- :59- :59- :59- how do you tell if a female whale is horny :59- :59- :59- :59- :59- to CAPT HAPPY AGAIN !! HINT >> SUBMARINE IS INVOLVED I will even copy the screw em--- bible book i posted -- for you and statfreak great reading !!!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :138- :138- :138- :138- :138- :138- :138- :138- I have to guess on this, but I may not be right? Because she swallowed a submarine filled with Seamen? :103- :103- :103- CH :95- OH CAPT !! YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD :30- :30- :30- :30- :30- ----- NO PUN INTENDED ---THAT NASTY WHALE LOL :25- :25- :25- :25- :25- MUST OF BEEN IN THE MOVIE CRIMSON TIDE you win -but correct answer is bites the bow off the sub & sucks out those poor seamen !! :138- :138- :138- :138- :138- as you know in those deep depths --almost anything can happen !!!--guess the counter measures would not help on that one!! nothing worse than a hole in your ballooon |