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« on: December 25, 2009, 11:48:14 PM »
My mother-in-law got me this!

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« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2009, 03:02:02 AM »
Now THAT'S cool!
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« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2009, 02:14:59 PM »

Definitely cool! Three cheers for your mother-in-law. applause applause applause
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« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2009, 03:52:13 PM »
Quote from: r273 on December 26, 2009, 02:14:59 PM

Definitely cool! Three cheers for your mother-in-law. applause applause applause

Ron ,
what about you ?? I figured that you would get a mate for the lonely manequin ??? male or female ???
like a life size "Ken doll " for Lucy your speechless game room friend ..
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« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2009, 04:27:13 PM »
Quote from: ROCKET on December 26, 2009, 03:52:13 PM
Quote from: r273 on December 26, 2009, 02:14:59 PM

Definitely cool! Three cheers for your mother-in-law. applause applause applause


Ron ,
what about you ?? I figured that you would get a mate for the lonely manequin ??? male or female ???
like a life size "Ken doll " for Lucy your speechless game room friend ..

I am lucky to keep the one I have. yes All though I'am thinking about getting her a
Corona bikini for this summer to keep the theme going in my casino.  frying pan

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« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2009, 04:27:46 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2009, 04:33:56 PM »
Quote from: jdkmunch on December 25, 2009, 11:48:14 PM
My mother-in-law got me this!

Is you Mother in Law single?   Tongue Out
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« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2009, 04:35:46 PM »
 new new new new FIND A KEN DOLL  new new new new

normal 12-inches in size put it in her hand to squeeze or choke ??  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing
give her something to release the privacy she is kept in to release something ??

dummies have feelings also ya know !! Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

just ask about NAVA NUTS -PONDERJACK !! Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh!
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« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2009, 07:37:51 PM »
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new new new new FIND A KEN DOLL  new new new new

normal 12-inches in size put it in her hand to squeeze or choke ??  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing
give her something to release the privacy she is kept in to release something ??


Something tells me ROCKET knows way to much about Ken Dolls Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head
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« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2009, 07:50:45 PM »
Quote from: Buzz on December 26, 2009, 07:37:51 PM
Quote from: ROCKET on December 26, 2009, 04:35:46 PM
new new new new FIND A KEN DOLL   new new new new

normal 12-inches in size put it in her hand to squeeze or choke ??  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing
give her something to release the privacy she is kept in to release something ??


Something tells me ROCKET knows way to much about Ken Dolls Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head




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CANT BEAT BLOWING UP OLD ARMY TANKS AND SHIPS WITH FIRECRACKERS LOL
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« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2009, 08:31:38 PM »
ROCKET  this one might get me someone knocking at my door but here goes. Fill a large trash bag with a mixture of oxygen and acetylene, attache it to a helm filled balloon, slow burning fuse a let it go. If the fuse is to short you are going to be missing some windows.  Scratch Head Scratch Head
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« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2009, 08:45:44 PM »
Quote from: Buzz on December 26, 2009, 08:31:38 PM
ROCKET  this one might get me someone knocking at my door but here goes. Fill a large trash bag with a mixture of oxygen and acetylene, attache it to a helm filled balloon, slow burning fuse a let it go. If the fuse is to short you are going to be missing some windows.  Scratch Head Scratch Head

Seen this on the net somewhere...

   Take a couple of helium filled balloons and attach many LONG 2" wide strips of aluminum foil and release...  Turn on your scanner tuned to the local control airport tower and listen for the "unidentified aircraft size" UFO on radar and then wait for the balloon to reach bursting height... all thouse strips of foil will separate and float slowly downwards in a large pattern... now wait for all the F-18's to show up to investigate the 100 craft that that just left the mother craft "on radar"  bust gut laughing

Please do not try this at home (planet Earth) and this is NOT approved by Me.  no
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« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2009, 08:48:56 PM »
Quote from: Buzz on December 26, 2009, 08:31:38 PM
ROCKET  this one might get me someone knocking at my door but here goes. Fill a large trash bag with a mixture of oxygen and acetylene, attache it to a helm filled balloon, slow burning fuse a let it go. If the fuse is to short you are going to be missing some windows.  Scratch Head Scratch Head

 Clap Clap Clap Clap BEEN THERE DONE THAT  Clap Clap Clap Clap.. WE TOOK DRIVE SHAFTS OFF CARS CUT THEM OFF 5FT LONG
PUT A AIR LINE FITTING ON IT .. GAVE IT A SHOT OF ACETYLENE WITH HOSE .. DROPPED IN TENNIS BALLS STRUCK A MATCH !! IT WOULD GO A MILE EASY !!!LOL

I WONT TELL YOU ABOUT THE POTATO GUN INCIDENT ..LOL THROUGH MY GARAGE DOOR !!

MY NEIGHBOR DOWN THE ROAD HAS A 50 FEET LONG BARREL ON HIS FULL SIZE WATERMELON GUN/CANNON -AIR COMPRESSOR FIRED  ..

HE GOES TO CONTEST ALL OVER USA .. FIRES A FULL SIZE WATERMELON ALMOST 3/4 OF A MILE ..

HE BLOWS A TRAIN WHISTLE 5 SECONDS BEFORE FIRING IT OFF .. WE LET THEM LAND IN OPEN GRASSY FEILDS

HE HAS NOTHING BUT MONEY INVENTED THE DRY SOUP IN PACKET ADD WATER YRS AGO FOR LYPTON SOUP ..WAS A CHEMIST

IT GETS $$$$$$ FIRING WATERMELONS AFTER AWHILE !!!
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« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2009, 08:49:19 PM »
Quote from: Buzz on December 26, 2009, 08:31:38 PM
ROCKET  this one might get me someone knocking at my door but here goes. Fill a large trash bag with a mixture of oxygen and acetylene, attache it to a helm filled balloon, slow burning fuse a let it go. If the fuse is to short you are going to be missing some windows.  Scratch Head Scratch Head

We used to do that with garbage cans in metal shop... Dancing Party  fuel the fire
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« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2009, 09:00:15 PM »
JUST FOR FUN .

OF COURSE DONT TRY THIS OR ANY OF THIS AT HOME

take a box of plastic straws make a X  put birthday candles every 4-inches about 6-8 per row

attach a dry cleaning clear plastic bag to the four ends ..

have someone hold the plastic up while lighting all candles .

then heat will fill bag .. calm night it will go up a mile or so into the thermals   & go like crazy  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing

scares the sh**t out of neighbors all you see is a glowing "X"  HOVERING OVERHEAD ..

NOT FOR DRY AREAS !!!
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« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2009, 09:27:31 PM »
The "thoughts and ideas" keep coming in we are all going to end up on someones "list" as naughty and not nice  bust gut laughing frying pan stir the pot / get cooking

Maybe we should start a permanent topic... "Mad Experimenters Idea Exchange"
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« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2009, 10:27:04 PM »
Well,  I know how to blow a lot of stuff up.  Been in this field my whole life it is easy.  Getting Back to the orginal post---My Favorite X-Mas gift was time with my young ones here.  I Have a 20,9 and 6 year old so the time with them was worth more than anything,  To be breathing and alive for a another X-mas as I am getting old and appreciate those things now in my mid-age.  The topic was about favorite gift so please do not bash me to hard.  Thanks B.  And Happy New Year--- Dancing Party.
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« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2009, 11:13:21 PM »
This belongs in the "Is it worth it" category
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« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2009, 07:23:17 AM »
I know one thing. I won't be asking any of you to send me one of your "favorite" Christmas gifts anytime soon.  Duh! muted  Help Help Help  Crazy Tongue Out  frying pan frying pan
 Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing
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