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« on: February 02, 2010, 09:49:33 PM »

I felt bad when you guys saw the dirt hidden behind that little fan.    It doesn't describe due justice to how nice it is.  So I made this little video.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/NYXFa5IFZjc&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/NYXFa5IFZjc&rel=0</a>
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2010, 11:16:10 PM »

Very, very nice sandwich, I would definitely eat it in a house or with a mouse, on a train or in a plane, on a cot or in a slot, thank you thank you Munch I am.

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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2010, 11:17:36 PM »

Lol
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2010, 11:51:01 PM »

can i get two cheeseburgers to go please..   arrow arrow
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2010, 11:57:29 PM »

oh that was funny!!!
Now, go wash the dishes!! rotflmao
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« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2010, 12:25:37 AM »

Did that hot bulb that burnt your fingers keep your food hot?  bust gut laughing
And what about a coffeemaker? Oh, wait a minute that was different thread!   Crazy

Seriously, what a nice clean machine!  yes
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« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2010, 04:52:07 AM »

 bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing  Hey Munch, can I get a bowl of cherries and three drinks from the BARs?  Crazy

Now that the machine is all clean and cozy, maybe  nlg Spot the Dot can move in...  stir the pot / get cooking


What does your sweat shirt say? It looks like "St Martin" Scratch Head 2
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« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2010, 01:55:38 PM »

Great catch on the sweatshirt!   -  now who can find the dog??

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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2010, 02:46:48 PM »

Great catch on the sweatshirt!   -  now who can find the dog??



20 seconds, in standing on your left...  rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
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« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2010, 02:51:30 PM »

 bust gut laughing Little doggie watching every move you make...
mine hang around me all evening while I'm skirting around doing this and that...
The cats couldn't care less... Tongue Out
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« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2010, 05:45:42 PM »

 Tongue Out I have heard of a BurgerMeister before , but never a BurgerHopper  bust gut laughing

Really nice machine, I'm jealous  smiley drool
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« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2010, 07:49:10 PM »

 Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing

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« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2010, 04:50:17 AM »

bust gut laughing Little doggie watching every move you make...
mine hang around me all evening while I'm skirting around doing this and that...
The cats couldn't care less... Tongue Out

Oh, that is SO not true!
My cats follow me all over the house. Sometimes it can even be a PITA as they will even follow me into the bathroom. knockout   When I go into the game room, Tugger will always follow me in and jump on the stool to be near me. He's even gotten used to my moving the stool while he is sitting on it, and I can pick it up and move it from slot to slot without his jumping off. He likes to "mark" the machines with the side of his mouth (as cats will do...) garfield  I push the spin button and pat his head; push the spin button and pat his head...  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing
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« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2010, 12:33:22 PM »

Sounds like you need the S+ "Cats &  Dogs" kit with a specially-made
sound chip that meows or barks when you win... Tongue Out
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« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2010, 12:40:16 PM »

My dog is like Staout's - she follows me everywhere.  I can't make a move without her watching.  Before I got married I had 3 cats -  they could care less.  I could do back flips in the room and they would just yawn.
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« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2010, 02:35:54 PM »

The Dog's Diary
 
  8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
  9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
  9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Dog treats! My favorite thing!
  1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
  3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
  5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
  7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
  8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary
 
Day 983 of My Captivity
    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ... will write again soon.

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« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2010, 05:45:03 PM »

"The dog receives special privileges.
He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return.
He is obviously retarded."
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