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« Reply #300 on: April 01, 2010, 06:01:29 PM »
slots are illegal in Guam also.......................
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« Reply #301 on: April 01, 2010, 06:06:20 PM »
I spent 21 months over in Guam back in the early 70s and never fell off the island. bust gut laughing

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« Reply #302 on: April 01, 2010, 06:43:09 PM »
I ran across this on FaceBook.  This guy is hilarious.

http://shitmydadsays.com/

Here's a couple of the quotes.

"I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly."

"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a f*****g Honda Accord."

"War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you scr*w a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."

"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."

"I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more."

"Remember how you used to make fun of me for being bald?...No, I'm not gonna make a joke. I'll let your mirror do that."

"You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullsh*t."
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« Reply #303 on: April 01, 2010, 07:13:33 PM »
Quote from: tjkeller on April 01, 2010, 02:31:09 PM
OMG!!!    Is this friggin REAL???   LMFAO!!!!!!!!!    Cry Laughing

 Agree with Post Agree with Post Agree with Post Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing

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« Reply #304 on: April 01, 2010, 09:30:44 PM »
Hey Ron, why are there no bunnies on Star Trek????  Cry Laughing

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« Reply #305 on: April 01, 2010, 09:51:49 PM »
Quote from: tacman on April 01, 2010, 09:30:44 PM
Hey Ron, why are there no bunnies on Star Trek????  Cry Laughing

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Sorry Dan, actually there are...

Episode Title: "SHORE LEAVE"
Production Number: 17
Original Air Date: 12-29-66
Stardates: 3025.3, 3025.8

Synopsis: After three months, the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise is in need of a rest. Dr. McCoy and Lt. Sulu explore an uninhabited planet in the Omicron Delta region as a candidate for shore leave, but McCoy sees a white rabbit followed by a blond girl from "Alice in Wonderland," and Sulu finds an antique revolver.

Captain Kirk explores the planet, and encounters Finnegan, an upperclassman who picked on Kirk when he was at the Academy, and he meets Ruth, an old girlfriend. Other members of the landing party see animals and historical figures.

The landing party meets the Caretaker of the planet, which was designed as an amusement park for the Caretaker's advanced race, creating simulations of whatever someone is thinking. At the Caretaker's invitation, the Enterprise crew uses the amusement planet for its shore leave.
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« Reply #306 on: April 01, 2010, 09:55:33 PM »
Spoilsport! Now you're off my Xmas card list. bust gut laughing

To make up for it, I will post the first in a series of "Bunny Suicides"

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« Reply #307 on: April 01, 2010, 10:00:46 PM »
Quote from: tacman on April 01, 2010, 09:55:33 PM
Spoilsport! Now you're off my Xmas card list. bust gut laughing

To make up for it, I will post the first in a series of "Bunny Suicides"

 Dan (tacman)

AWESOME...I LOVE IT !!!   applause

 Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing
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« Reply #308 on: April 01, 2010, 11:28:53 PM »
Quote from: tacman on April 01, 2010, 09:55:33 PM
To make up for it, I will post the first in a series of "Bunny Suicides"

 Dan (tacman)

Dan, now that's funny, I don't care who you are.   Odie
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« Reply #309 on: April 02, 2010, 12:18:51 AM »
Quote from: reho33 on April 01, 2010, 06:01:29 PM
slots are illegal in Guam also.......................

It's sad to see the results of all of that congressmen inbreeding. arrow  At least he mentioned Coral Reefs, so he's interested in saving rare slot machines. Crazy Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing

I typed up a pithy comment to add to that video on Youtube, but the video has gone viral and I get an error every time that I try to add my comment. I have to wonder how all of those comments got up there? Did their posters actually spend an hour clicking on the "post" button over and over again?

Quote from: tacman on April 01, 2010, 09:30:44 PM
Hey Ron, why are there no bunnies on Star Trek????  Cry Laughing

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bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing

Dan, did you create these, or did you find them somewhere? stir the pot / get cooking
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« Reply #310 on: April 02, 2010, 09:41:35 PM »
2nd round of "Bunny Suicides"!  arrow Enjoy, I sure did, oh Ron?????? Crazy

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These under a website called Bunny Suicides, unfortunately not my creation.

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« Reply #311 on: April 02, 2010, 10:15:23 PM »
Why are you picking on rabbits?
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« Reply #312 on: April 02, 2010, 10:33:45 PM »
Its a Bunnyslots thing, oh a sympathizer, huh?   Tongue Out The last bunny lover I dealt with.

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« Reply #313 on: April 02, 2010, 10:36:54 PM »
Oh Tacman!!!

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« Reply #314 on: April 02, 2010, 10:38:16 PM »
I prefer ferrets as pets anyways.
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« Reply #315 on: April 03, 2010, 11:32:19 PM »
3rd round of "Bunny Suicides"

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« Reply #316 on: April 04, 2010, 12:15:25 AM »
4th round...I can play this toooo  Tongue Out

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« Reply #317 on: April 04, 2010, 12:20:24 AM »
More bunney sucides,,,its spreading !!!

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« Reply #318 on: April 04, 2010, 02:18:44 AM »
Hey Thor, I don't know if that's wise. You're getting involved in a "friendly" feud that has been going on for three years!  muted
I hope you are well armed. angry-kitty bunny dancing   bunny2


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« Reply #319 on: April 04, 2010, 02:25:58 AM »
yea! The Bunnyman has big, big football linebacker friends that might want to say hello to ya.... Tongue Out
For kicks, maybe punt you around the 50 yard line in a dark, unlit stadium... arrow
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« Reply #320 on: April 04, 2010, 02:33:36 AM »
Hear is the EASTER BUNNY, well whats left of him...  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing

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« Reply #321 on: April 04, 2010, 02:59:32 AM »
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Hear is the EASTER BUNNY, well whats left of him...  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing

Given that you've re-posted that one and "air bunny", I think you need new writers.  Nerd    arrow Weird Eyes   frying pan frying pan
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« Reply #322 on: April 04, 2010, 06:40:46 AM »
Quote from: tacman on April 02, 2010, 09:41:35 PM
2nd round of "Bunny Suicides"!  arrow Enjoy, I sure did, oh Ron?????? Crazy
Quote from: tacman on April 03, 2010, 11:32:19 PM
3rd round of "Bunny Suicides"

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Quote from: Thor777 on April 04, 2010, 12:15:25 AM
4th round...I can play this toooo  Tongue Out
Quote from: Thor777 on April 04, 2010, 12:20:24 AM
More bunney sucides,,,its spreading !!!

These things are great!!!!! bust gut laughing bust gut laughing  Sorry I haven't had a chance to answer until now.  I'm not gonna go into it now but let's just say to pay attention to the ManCave Casino thread of mine. yes yes
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« Reply #323 on: April 04, 2010, 01:46:33 PM »
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Quote from: Thor777 on April 04, 2010, 02:33:36 AM
Hear is the EASTER BUNNY, well whats left of him...  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing

Given that you've re-posted that one and "air bunny", I think you need new writers.  Nerd    arrow Weird Eyes   frying pan frying pan
I charge very reasonable rates... garfield

Hey Stat, I was just playing moderator and trying to see what its like to move a topic into another thread where is is related to the subject.
However I don't seem to have the "POWER"   rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao Duh! frying pan stir the pot / get cooking
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« Reply #324 on: April 04, 2010, 02:15:57 PM »
Everyone go to my facebook wall (ron summerfelt)  applause I have a card for Tacman Given to me by Karoake Mike
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