Huge farts in front of family, friends, etc.

[Yoeddy1]

So what about cutting the cheese in front of your wife, girlfriend, kids, the guys, parents, co-workers, etc?  Or do you think it's crude and only do it in privacy?

My kids think it's hilarious when I do it, but understand that it's not appropriate...know your audience.  My wife doesn't like it, but when it's the right moment, pitch, volume level, she can't hold back the laughter....until it stinks, then it's far from funny.  I used to around my parents when I was a kid...not anymore.  Grandpa does it in front of me, but not intentionally. 
Interestingly enough though, if my wife or mother ever peeled off a loud one, I'd freak out.  Maybe I'm a pig, but there's something wrong with a female cutting a big wet one.  I just can't get my head around it. 

Anyway, what about you guys?

Jason

[Buzz]

  I just can't get my head around it. 
 

Jason

Sounds like you already have, maybe too many times.   

[FORDSBS]

i think Jason had better wipe after that one.

[laneman]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/kzdjIwEcflI&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/kzdjIwEcflI&rel=0</a>

[StatFreak]

Jason, I moved this to the Rants & Raves section, since it could most definitely offend some noses -- er, members.   


Stat

[Buzz]

David Does that mean I can tell him what I really Think ???



   

Jason, I moved this to the Rants & Raves section, since it could most definitely offend some noses -- er, members.   


Stat

[poppo]

And the forum topics hit a new low. 


 

[StatFreak]

Jason, I moved this to the Rants & Raves section, since it could most definitely offend some noses -- er, members.   


Stat

David Does that mean I can tell him what I really Think ???

Since when has a post had to be in the R&R board for you to do that?  

[StatFreak]

And the forum topics hit a new low. 


 

I can tell that you haven't read some of Jason's previous "audience participation" threads.            

[Yoeddy1]

I have a buddy that tried the "Covered Wagon" (cutting one in bed and then pulling the sheets over her head) on his wife thinking it would be funny...she never forgave him.

Thanks,
Jason

[reho33]

In the east, we call that a "Dutch Oven"

[poppo]

...she never forgave him.

And then he probably could not figure out why. 

[StatFreak]

I have a buddy that tried the "Covered Wagon" (cutting one in bed and then pulling the sheets over her head) on his wife thinking it would be funny...she never forgave him.

Thanks,
Jason

I thought that was called a "Dutch Oven".   It seems both terms are acceptable.

[Yoeddy1]

And the forum topics hit a new low. 


 

I can tell that you haven't read some of Jason's previous "audience participation" threads.            

Oh they weren't that bad.  I think Buzz really loved em!

Jason

[channelmaniac]

The wife and kiddo were in the living room and I walked by... crop dusting them.

She had never heard that term before... but learned it pretty quick!

[poppo]

No wonder the divorce rate is so high. 

[Buzz]

Oh they weren't that bad.  I think Buzz really loved em!

Jason
[/quote]

Jason  Your right, there is a whole lot of information I don't want to know. I don't care which hand you wipe your ass with, I don't want to know if you smell your fingers after wiping, I don't want to know you and your wife's favorite sexual position, I don't care if you like Boys better than Girls, it's OK if you put the mustard below the hamburger patty I don't give a s**t. Like I said this is just information that I can do without.

Does this BS offend me, NO it doesn't. I'll read this thread as it goes along and see how many other sick f**king people enjoy it. This is just my opinion and I'm sticking to it !!

[Yoeddy1]

Oh come on Buzz, like you've never cupped a fart with hour hand and smelled it out of curiosity.  LOL!

Jason

[reho33]

If I catch you putting ketchup on your hotdog, to borrow a quote from Anthony Bourdain, I will f__king kill you.

[rickh]

I grew up with the "pull my finger" gag, which when the finger is pulled a fart happens. As an adult now, I learned it is all about timing.

The grandkids laff like hell when hearing one... so I have an app on the phone that once set up, will fart loudly when the phone is moved. I will set it up and tell the kids to get my phone. They havent dropped it yet....

Got home from a 750 mile run on the harley Sunday, sat for a bit with the wife, stood up and let one go that lasted I bet 2 minutes.... musta been stuck in me the whole trip. Even she was impressed.

And yes, it is a "dutch oven"... my wife got me once when first married "by accident" she said. Ya, right.

Rick

[JDW123]

My wife only recently started letting them fly in front of me. But... I think I farted in front of her on our first date. I was tired of trying to pretend I was some one I wasn't. I Fart, you Fart, She Farts, He Farts..... I also took her out BBQ Ribs on our first date. we've been married for nearly a decade so.... hey there must be something magical in my gas.....