broken reels! are they fixable?

[StatFreak]

 k(|a| + |b|) = 2  where a and b are non-zero integers.

I'll let you figure out the value of k, and whether a and b were positive or negative.

[stayouttadabunker]

  Staz...I mean...seriously man Staz...lolololol  ....
What is the bloody use of having aliases when you blurt out everybody by their real name?   

What is the meaning of the word " alias " ? 

If you're thinking it might have something to do with an "alien"....I'd considering calling Jay Leno and asking them
to be one of the interviewed street pedestrians answering his questions to like "What's the capital of Montana?   

[StatFreak]

....I'd considering calling Jay Leno and asking them to be one of the interviewed street pedestrians answering his questions to like "What's the capital of Montana?  

It's "Hannah," right?   Whadoiee win Jay?  


  No, dear, it's Helena.


Like, who's she, Hannah's sister?


   

[staz]

like no one here doesnt no barry as pwerstroke lol anyway i dought he has brand new reels.......

[StatFreak]

like no one here doesnt no barry as pwerstroke lol anyway i dought he has brand new reels.......

Hence, my razzing. 

First, Bunker introduces him to you as if you were a noob poster: "A member named Pwrstroke was ..."
and then you answer as if there were several PWRSTROKEs on NLG! "who, barry?"


Although in all fairness, I don't believe that he was selling backlit reels.
It certainly made the thread more interesting.    It's been a punny day around here. 

[stayouttadabunker]

Of course reminds me of a story that happened around 1968...lol

It's late at night the nite before Halloween - also known as "Mad Night".
Two guys riding around in a patrol car see a bunch of eggs busted on the road.
It's pretty dark out and can't really see who's who but it's a small town.

Anyways, I'm sitting on the back of a rooftop with a dozen of my mom's eggs with a buddy right?
Our friend Mitchell,  is down near the road hiding behind a tree when the cops pull up.
He's a little too chubby to climb up the trellis to the roof so he stayed down there with a couple of eggs in his hands.

The cops stop the car and roll down their window and they can't really
see anything because it's so dark out - randomly yells out:

"Hey You! Go Home!"


Mitchell sticks his head out from behind the tree and asks:
 
"Who......me?"



My buddy nearly fell off the roof from laughing so much...