Buzz's General Insanity. Enter at your own Risk !!!

[stayouttadabunker]

haha! okay...back on track here..>>>


When facing the machine with the door closed - the handle is on the right.
When the door is open, the S2000 MPU is on the left side of the cabinet.

But ...when looking at an opened door, the coin mechanism is towards the latch side of the door
and the I/O cards are towards the hinge side of the door.
These are MY rules...  




I follow something when playing golf...an older man told me once to remember K.I.S.S. (  Keep It Simple Stupid! )

[Buzz]

Now that you brought it up. Just about every slot machine I've seen there is what I call the inner door panel. Which side of this panel is the front ? The side closest to the belly glass, or the side closest to you when the door is open ??? ( No fair cutting the door stop cable )

I may not know S**T about slot machines but at least I'm entertaining !!!  Oh I haven't seen this question in a couple of days, which Key and clear chip do I need for a S 2000 3 reel nothing special machine ????????????????

[PLUNGER BOY]

I may not know S**T about slot machines but at least I'm entertaining !!!

AS only being a member for almost 2 years . YES  BUZZ you are always entertaining  Including a cast of others  or as you referenced  ( nitwits )

[Buzz]

I may not know S**T about slot machines but at least I'm entertaining !!!

AS only being a member for almost 2 years . YES  BUZZ you are always entertaining  Including a cast of others  or as you referenced  ( nitwits )

About the only responce I have is,  Is nitwit one word or two ????????????

[PLUNGER BOY]

I may not know S**T about slot machines but at least I'm entertaining !!!

AS only being a member for almost 2 years . YES  BUZZ you are always entertaining  Including a cast of others  or as you referenced  ( nitwits )

About the only responce I have is,  Is nitwit one word or two ????????????

BUZZ i dont know about nitwit as i added a s to mine  (nitwits)

[stayouttadabunker]

Door stop cable? What are those things?
I usually fling open an S+ door into the neighboring customer's shoulders and say "excuse me"....

[StatFreak]

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This isn't one of me sick jokes, I discussed this with Stat Freak about a year ago and he told me I'm all F/U ( nothing new there, I've know that for years )
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Now hold on a minute here!!    That's not at all what I said (about this subject  ).

I took some drafting in college. As I recall, my opinion at the time – and that's all it was – was that if one were to draw plans for a machine that Buzz might be correct, but that from a practical standpoint almost everyone in the real world would call the handle side the right side and so it made sense to do so when discussing machines to prevent confusion.


Geez! I take a leave of absence for a few months and everything goes to pot around here. 

Stat

I now return you to your regularly scheduled thread...

[StatFreak]

The exception is with stages...IE...Stage left if the left side of the stage when you are facing the stage. Even if you are on stage facing the audience it is still the same. It would then actually be on your right.

 
As someone who was involved with theater for many years, I have to correct this; the whole reason behind calling it "stage left" and "stage right" is that you're designating the direction as viewed from the stage. As viewed from the audience, it's called "house left" and "house right". House left = stage right and vice versa.

Upstage is the back of the stage, down stage is the front, and the term "upstaged" comes from an actor moving towards the rear of the stage, which forces the other actor(s) to face away from the audience. This puts the audience's attention squarely on the actor that moved upstage, since that's the only player whose face can be seen. 


and yes, I ran the projector in school too.   

Oh, did I forget to mention that the reason that I took drafting was because I was the lighting designer for a theatrical play entered into the American College Theater Festival?  

... and come to think of it, I ran the 16mm sound projector in school (K-8), too. 

[StatFreak]

Hey Buzz, ICU hiding... 

 

[Buzz]

David   I still like my version BETTER !!!!  When I signed up on this site, no where did it say I have to tell the truth and nothing but the truth.  A little bull shit goes a long way, and I'm getting all the milage I can.  

If you like we can go back to that old pissing match " Who is JJ slots " Remember that old TV show What's My line ??   Will the real JJ please stand up.

[brichter]

So to kill off the whole which side is which on a slot machine, the manual says the left side is the side without the handle. 


Now if you're in the southern hemisphere, that's reversed. 

[CVslots]

David   I still like my version BETTER !!!!  When I signed up on this site, no where did it say I have to tell the truth and nothing but the truth.  A little bull shit goes a long way, and I'm getting all the milage I can. 

If you like we can go back to that old pissing match " Who is JJ slots " Remember that old TV show What's My line ??   Will the real JJ please stand up.

    So Buzz...what's your BS-odometer at these days....I know trucking companies used to give belt buckles or whatever for "Million Mile Drivers", I'm thinking you past that a long time ago.   

[Buzz]

Naa That A$$ hole that owns the truck I drive won't give you anything but a hard time. I will say this about him, he's just about as good at BS  as me.  The BS meter is climbing


brichter  Why do you want to cloud up the waters ?? To quote a famous person  " If you can't agree with me, shut the F*** up "   ( quote from my almost X Wife )       

OK say I agree to agree with you that left is right and right is left  what in the hell do I do with the video machines that don't have a handle. I know turn them upside down and make a work bench out of them !!  Hey if they were upside down right would be right and left would be left. Problem solved !!!!!!!!!!!  Damn I'm good.

[coorslight115]

Naa That A$$ hole that owns the truck I drive won't give you anything but a hard time. I will say this about him, he's just about as good at BS  as me.  The BS meter is climbing


brichter  Why do you want to cloud up the waters ?? To quote a famous person  " If you can't agree with me, shut the F*** up "   ( quote from my almost X Wife )       

OK say I agree to agree with you that left is right and right is left  what in the hell do I do with the video machines that don't have a handle. I know turn them upside down and make a work bench out of them !!  Hey if they were upside down right would be right and left would be left. Problem solved !!!!!!!!!!!  Damn I'm good.

Don't do that.....all the quarters will fall out and down to the floor....or since it is upside down...would the be up to the floor???

[coorslight115]

David   I still like my version BETTER !!!!  When I signed up on this site, no where did it say I have to tell the truth and nothing but the truth.  A little bull shit goes a long way, and I'm getting all the milage I can.  

If you like we can go back to that old pissing match " Who is JJ slots " Remember that old TV show What's My line ??   Will the real JJ please stand up.

*********SLOVED**********

I think you just stood up!!

Buzz, you should have taken your name tag off before this picture was taken     

 

[KirkLasVegas]

Buzz is going to LOVE this one! hahaha
Have you ever seen some of these guys driving big rigs and wonder if they got their CDL in last nights crap game?
Ever listen to them on the CB radio? Now you can see some of them in real action!
I WARN you..do NOT be drinking coffee at the computer as you view this!

http://11foot8.com/spectacular-canopener-at-the-11foot8-bridge/ 

[shortrackskater]

 
Now he's got a retractable roof on that! Thanks for the coffee warning too! 

[KirkLasVegas]

THere are a BUNCH of videos on there hahaha...
Some are rental trucks (not real surprised)..but a veteran driver
should know better...good stuff!!!!!
I like the precision Air Conditioner removal tool

[Buzz]

Kirk  True story, 4 or 5 years ago I bobtailed ( no trailer ) up to Billings MT to get a permit load ( I didn't have the required permit for any of the 4 States I went into. ) This silo was 10" 6" wide and they told me it was 14' 10" high. ( 14' is legal. )  I didn't measure it as I didn't have a ladder so I could get up on top. It's a long story about blowing two tires side by side and the Cop stopping and the tire guy driving 150 miles to replace the tires. Later I'm South bound on I 15 about midnight, somewhere around Pocatello ID going about 60 MPH with NO warning signs before a bridge I see a sign on the bridge "15 Feet High" I want to tell you, if at 60 MPH at night and you see the sign on the bridge, it's to F***ing late to hit the brakes. I don't know if it hit the bridge or not, I didn't hear it hit and I damn well didn't stop and do a inspection either.

[jay]

Driving slower doesn't make the bridge any higher ....

[PLUNGER BOY]

My cousin was a caption  in the Pontiac mi fire Dept. .  They had a fire run and the main  road was closed  due to repairing a water main break . The other road was backed up by a train unloading cars . So they went a way that they never use because of a old lower bridge . My cousin  said I think the truck is to
hi but the engendered said the ladder truck would fit  . Bad idea he tore off the ladder section with the spray hose of the top of the truck . Oh well it's only taxpayer money .P.B.

[Junkman1]

Maybe it's better if we argue here?

[CVslots]

  Not sure we got what you meant there Junkman. Typically, we (or Buzz) use this board to post crazy or odd shit, jokes, and well, general insanities...

If you want to argue, use the Rants and Raves board.