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« on: March 09, 2010, 09:59:39 PM »
Check this out! Just got this in todays mail, send to me by name....
Postmark looks real, how the hell do they do this and why?
Simply amazing! Read the letter.......
Anyone else get this sent to them?
She ain't bad looking....but my wife doesnt think she looks hot,,,,

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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 10:19:16 PM »
 Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing

Wow, you have good friends to recommend you to her.  bust gut laughing I wonder how much is charged to your phone bill when you call that number?  Scratch Head

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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 10:24:38 PM »
I wonder how your wife feels about this woman wanting to become your wife.   rotflmao rotflmao bust gut laughing bust gut laughing
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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2010, 10:30:30 PM »
Well, did you send her postage money?  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing
I don't see this topic staying up too long considering the words used in there...Whoo Boy!! Duh! Duh!
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2010, 10:35:18 PM »
Quote from: stayouttadabunker on March 09, 2010, 10:30:30 PM
Well, did you send her postage money?  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing
I don't see this topic staying up too long considering the words used in there...Whoo Boy!! Duh! Duh!

I guess that I should have  Sherlock Smiley CSI ZOOMED Sherlock Smiley  Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head
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KIDS UNDER 18, DO NOT ZOOM IN!  ttth no no no
KIDS OVER 18, ZOOM IN AT YOUR DISCRETION!!! (In private, and in the dark!  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing ) 

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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2010, 10:59:13 PM »
Should we take up a collection to help this poor girl out with postage?...Maybe we can get more pics!   Cry Laughing
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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2010, 11:11:25 PM »
Quote from: tjkeller on March 09, 2010, 10:59:13 PM
Should we take up a collection to help this poor girl out with postage?...Maybe we can get more pics!   Cry Laughing

I'm in for a book of stamps applause But only if we can watch her lick them Tongue Out.....Showing my age again Duh! They are peel and stick now arn't they Duh! that takes all the fun out of it bust gut laughing bust gut laughing

I agree this post ain't gonna last long ! no
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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2010, 12:09:07 AM »
I think you should send her your picture.
Maybe the one tjkeller uses in his avatar  Crazy
I also love how the writing goes from perfect grammar to broken English.
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2010, 12:20:22 AM »
Or you could send Miss. Veronica Eghan an airline ticket and meet her at the airport.
You know how all those tiny pixels get jumbled up in that fancy computer stuff while it's zipping around the world.?
Kinda distorts the real image. This is who will meet you at the terminal.

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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2010, 12:38:46 AM »
 bust gut laughing

And this letter was specifically addressed to you at your home address ?
I have gotten some stray BS emails from idiots in some third world country wanting money but that is bizarre  Scratch Head
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2010, 12:40:19 AM »
It's really kinda "Spooky". The letter was hand addressed and spelled perfectly.
I'm sure the number would probably bill some crazy amount if called, even from US phones.
The question is this..WHY ME????
I posted it on Facebook too. Googling that name or phone number comes back with ZERO hits (Except one at linkdin.com)
Here are the stamps from the envelope. They appear real, so does the cancellation stamp....

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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2010, 12:42:09 AM »
Send her an S+ Teach her how to make money by opening a casino. What she is doing is committing Nigerian Advanced V_____a fraud! Too ban you can't find out who owns that DID number.
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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2010, 12:47:12 AM »
Quote from: reho33 on March 10, 2010, 12:42:09 AM
Send her an S+ Teach her how to make money by opening a casino. What she is doing is committing Nigerian Advanced V_____a fraud! Too ban you can't find out who owns that DID number.

Yep Smiley It's the same old Nigerian crapola, year 2010 version.
I'm sure it aimed at the guys that think with the little head Smiley
Nice try Veronica!!! waste of a photo and postage....
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2010, 12:51:20 AM »
The idea behind this is to bring death and misery straight to your door without you having to go there.................Kinda like the 5 minute phone card that is dispensed with an 8-Liner, a variation on the old Fey gum vendor.
      Here is the Wiki entry, word for word, describing this "thing":

Romance angle
Main article: Romance scam

A recent variant is the Romance Scam, which is a money-for-romance angle. The con artist approaches the victim on an online dating service, an Instant messenger (like Yahoo IM), or a social networking site. The scammer claims an interest in the victim, and posts pictures posted of an attractive person (not themselves). The scammer uses this communication to gain confidence, then asks for money. The con artist may claim to be interested in meeting the victim, but needs cash to book a plane, hotel room, or other expenses. In other cases, they claim they're trapped in a foreign country and need assistance to return, to escape imprisonment by corrupt local officials, to pay for medical expenses due to an illness contracted abroad, and so on. The scammer may also use the confidence gained by the romance angle to introduce some variant of the original Nigerian Letter scheme, such as saying they need to get money or valuables out of the country and offer to share the wealth, making the request for help in leaving the country even more attractive to the victim. In a newer version of the scam, the con artist claims to have 'information' about the fidelity of a person's significant other, which they will share for a fee. This information is garnered through social networking sites by using search parameters such as 'In a relationship' or 'Married'. Anonymous e-mails are first sent to attempt to verify receipt, then a new web based e-mail account is sent along with directions on how to retrieve the information.
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« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2010, 12:57:27 AM »
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Yep Smiley It's the same old Nigerian crapola, year 2010 version.
I'm sure it aimed at the guys that think with the little head Smiley
Nice try Veronica!!! waste of a photo and postage....

Awwwww, I've been known to resemble that comment.........got me in trouble lots of times.........

Man's gotta have SOME type of bad habit! Other than collecting slot machines, that is.
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« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2010, 01:00:48 AM »
That's a pretty good rap she's got there.  Tongue Out   I'm sure that your "special" letter went out with hundreds of other special letters, each mailed to that one man that she wants to marry -- just as soon as they get you to send as much money as they can bilk from you. First it's postage and more pictures, next it's college tuition and airfare for her to come to meet you. Of course, you could always fly there and be killed by the organized crime gang that is running the scam. arrow frying pan ttth
The tragedy is that this poor girl won't even see any of the money. bawling bawling  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing

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Quote from: Neonkiss on March 10, 2010, 12:20:22 AM
Or you could send Miss. Veronica Eghan an airline ticket and meet her at the airport.
You know how all those tiny pixels get jumbled up in that fancy computer stuff while it's zipping around the world.?
Kinda distorts the real image. This is who will meet you at the terminal.

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Now THAT'S classic!! (although her last name isn't exactly the same) Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing
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« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2010, 01:04:06 AM »
no you have got it all wrong...!!!
Only our stud man Mr.Kirk could get letters like this!
No one else!!! bust gut laughing
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« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2010, 01:07:16 AM »
Quote from: stayouttadabunker on March 10, 2010, 01:04:06 AM
no you have got it all wrong...!!!
Only our stud man Mr.Kirk could get letters like this!
No one else!!! bust gut laughing

I'm sure that he could put in a good word for you, Stout. Weird Eyes Crazy  rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
By the way, which version of Veronica would you like? Kirk's or Neon's? Thumbs Down
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« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2010, 01:10:55 AM »
Maybe she has a Cuisinart for Kirk as well!
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« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2010, 02:15:30 AM »
Quote from: reho33 on March 10, 2010, 01:10:55 AM
Maybe she has a Cuisinart for Kirk as well!

I will send her home with one hahahah
This looks like a new scammer. her photo doesnt show up anywhere or her name. There are many sites that list these scams.....
Oh well....a waste of time, but it is funny.
She sure swept me off my feet hahahaha
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« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2010, 02:18:45 AM »
Quote from: KirkLasVegas on March 10, 2010, 02:15:30 AM
Quote from: reho33 on March 10, 2010, 01:10:55 AM
Maybe she has a Cuisinart for Kirk as well!

I will send her home with one hahahah
This looks like a new scammer. her photo doesnt show up anywhere or her name. There are many sites that list these scams.....
Oh well....a waste of time, but it is funny.
She sure swept me off my feet hahahaha

Give it a few weeks. I'm sure that you'll be able to find her picture all over the internet, although they won't all be under that name. Duh! knockout
They probably paid her $5-$20 to take a series of pictures that they'll use in countless scams, and if she posed nude in any of them, she'll turn up on web porn sites everywhere.
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« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2010, 02:26:44 AM »
Quote from: StatFreak on March 10, 2010, 02:18:45 AM
Quote from: KirkLasVegas on March 10, 2010, 02:15:30 AM
Quote from: reho33 on March 10, 2010, 01:10:55 AM
Maybe she has a Cuisinart for Kirk as well!

I will send her home with one hahahah
This looks like a new scammer. her photo doesnt show up anywhere or her name. There are many sites that list these scams.....
Oh well....a waste of time, but it is funny.
She sure swept me off my feet hahahaha

Give it a few weeks. I'm sure that you'll be able to find her picture all over the internet, although they won't all be under that name. Duh! knockout
They probably paid her $5-$20 to take a series of pictures that they'll use in countless scams, and if she posed nude in any of them, she'll turn up on web porn sites everywhere.

It's funny, that name and photo do not turn up on any of the scam lists...yet....suspect this one is a new one...
Have to see if another one of those letters turn up Smiley
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« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2010, 02:30:49 AM »
Kirk,  All they want is your --- money money.  You would never get to experience that juicy--P@@S ---- Cry Laughing Cry Laughing.  Plus your wife would------ slap slap slap slap angry-kitty angry-kitty.  Even if it did come to that.    Tongue Out Tongue Out  B.
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« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2010, 02:32:09 AM »
Quote from: PWRSTROKE on March 10, 2010, 02:30:49 AM
Kirk,  All they want is your --- money money.  You would never get to experience that juicy--P@@S ---- Cry Laughing Cry Laughing.  Plus your wife would------ slap slap slap slap angry-kitty angry-kitty.  Even if it did come to that.    Tongue Out Tongue Out  B.

I am a lucky guy, my wife thinks the letter is a sad joke (it is).
When it arrived i opened it and showed her..check this one out honey!!
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« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2010, 02:57:52 AM »
Why can't I ever get junk mail like that?!  bawling bawling bawling 
All I get are bills and offers for scooter chairs using Medicare co-pays. hissy fit hissy fit hissy fit
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