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[CaptainHappy]

Buzz,

I have heard this saying before, but did not inderstand it because I was not from the back woods of Tenn.... (No offense to anyone there, put in any state name you prefer!  )

"Incest is best because it starts in the home!"

Maybe that is what they are talking about???

CaptainHappy

There goes my Karma! 

[StatFreak]

I like how they call it an "adult" slot machine..... BUT in the ad they say it is good for "family game night!" 

"digital adult slot machine for sale 1000..have keys and everything.great for family game nights .."

What kind of message is that! 

Maybe instead of COINS it uses Gold Coin Condoms? 

Inquiring minds want to know! 

CaptainHappy

 

I already copied that text into my clipboard to post the same observation, but I'll have to settle for quoting you instead.

Not only do the kiddies get to use this adult machine, but it seems that only digital adults are allowed to play -- analog adults have to be in bed by 8pm!
It's also a good thing that they, "have keys and everything," after all, they wouldn't want to have to get out the hacksaw if one of the family members got cuffed to the machine during play..
... and just what is everything,  anyway? Maybe it includes free samples of those gold-coin condoms.

<PS> On the serious side, "digital" suggest that this is really a Pachislo machine, and not a true Class III slot, in which case his price is outrageous.

[icu44444]

hold the presses!! theres another coast other than the west coast????? let me think mmmmm oh yea i do remember reading something about another coast, i think the article referred to a tea dropping incident in around the 1700's or something. I heard ny bought it up and filled it in with barges of rubbish and then their check bounced and ask for a bailout but junk cars got all the money this week.(they gave money to car salesmen?)so a reservation casino near erie pennsylvannia bailed them out of that jam. or maybe i just dreamed that. if not i am sure we have some laws or can make some up in a couple of days by paying the right lobby group of people (common practice here in the west) to have the west coast  be the countries only officially coast. and from such a date forth the former east coast shall only be referred to as "whatever is in that direction over there". To offset the tourism loss to that coast we will give you another sea world and and one amusement park, 3 drive in movie facilities and throw in the popcorn maker for each as an added bonus. although after thinking about it they will probably need to amend it or attach a rider to allow ohio to remain as is prior to the laws enactment. mmmmm cant think of anything else that should be kept. mmmm nope, thats pretty much it,  Just ohio as the only area that will still be recognized by the country as a hole including lake erie and  the old cleveland browns.
kevin

[StatFreak]

hold the presses!! theres another coast other than the west coast????? let me think mmmmm oh yea i do remember reading something about another coast, i think the article referred to a tea dropping incident in around the 1700's or something. I heard ny bought it up and filled it in with barges of rubbish and then their check bounced and ask for a bailout but junk cars got all the money this week.(they gave money to car salesmen?)so a reservation casino near erie pennsylvannia bailed them out of that jam. or maybe i just dreamed that. if not i am sure we have some laws or can make some up in a couple of days by paying the right lobby group of people (common practice here in the west) to have the west coast  be the countries only officially coast. and from such a date forth the former east coast shall only be referred to as "whatever is in that direction over there". To offset the tourism loss to that coast we will give you another sea world and and one amusement park, 3 drive in movie facilities and throw in the popcorn maker for each as an added bonus. although after thinking about it they will probably need to amend it or attach a rider to allow ohio to remain as is prior to the laws enactment. mmmmm cant think of anything else that should be kept. mmmm nope, thats pretty much it,  Just ohio as the only area that will still be recognized by the country as a hole including lake erie and  the old cleveland browns.
kevin

 

[knagl]

The reason why I posted the bartop GameMaker is because it was such a steal at $250.  I hope a  member grabs it.  ...although from the picture, it looks like the touchscreen controller may not be working (based on the on-screen graphics).  Still, worth it at that price and the touchscreen can likely be fixed if it is indeed not working.

As far as the "adult slot machine" -- I'm guessing that it's a poorly worded ad saying that it's not a kid's toy, but rather a real full size slot.  ...unless they think a Pachi is a "real" slot.

[a69mopar]

The reason why I posted the bartop GameMaker is because it was such a steal at $250.  I hope a   member grabs it.  ...although from the picture, it looks like the touchscreen controller may not be working (based on the on-screen graphics).  Still, worth it at that price and the touchscreen can likely be fixed if it is indeed not working.

As far as the "adult slot machine" -- I'm guessing that it's a poorly worded ad saying that it's not a kid's toy, but rather a real full size slot.  ...unless they think a Pachi is a "real" slot.

at $250 it's a steal for sure.  I agree, adult meant not a toy.

Thanks,
Wayne

[stayouttadabunker]

hold the presses!! theres another coast other than the west coast????? let me think mmmmm oh yea i do remember reading something about another coast, i think the article referred to a tea dropping incident in around the 1700's or something. I heard ny bought it up and filled it in with barges of rubbish and then their check bounced and ask for a bailout but junk cars got all the money this week.(they gave money to car salesmen?)so a reservation casino near erie pennsylvannia bailed them out of that jam. or maybe i just dreamed that. if not i am sure we have some laws or can make some up in a couple of days by paying the right lobby group of people (common practice here in the west) to have the west coast  be the countries only officially coast. and from such a date forth the former east coast shall only be referred to as "whatever is in that direction over there". To offset the tourism loss to that coast we will give you another sea world and and one amusement park, 3 drive in movie facilities and throw in the popcorn maker for each as an added bonus. although after thinking about it they will probably need to amend it or attach a rider to allow ohio to remain as is prior to the laws enactment. mmmmm cant think of anything else that should be kept. mmmm nope, thats pretty much it,  Just ohio as the only area that will still be recognized by the country as a hole including lake erie and  the old cleveland browns.
kevin

 
It was just a dream Kev...go back to sleep....lol

[uniman]

Who made these slant tops?
Look like Odyssey screens.

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/for/1326339779.html

[a69mopar]

Mikohn Gaming I think.

W

[a69mopar]

see page 5 of this, it is Mikohn

[a69mopar]

6 machines for $300 is a steal.

Thanks,
Wayne

[uniman]

It does appear to be a steal. But I have no place to put them.
Sounds like this guy has sold a few and had customer problems with removing the cashcan.

[ashyron]

Does anyone know about Inferno??  I think it's an S+ machine.  I don't think I have ever heard of it before.  Is it fun?

[CaptainHappy]

Does anyone know about Inferno??  I think it's an S+ machine.  I don't think I have ever heard of it before.  Is it fun?

I am pretty sure that they are clones of IGT S+ Sizzling Sevens, so yes it would be a fun game. They were popular at alot of Indian Casinos as the kits were cheaper than getting from IGT. I probably have a bunch of these machines in storage?  

CaptainHappy

Note: Actually I confirmed that it is a clone of Sizzling Sevens! CH

[ashyron]

Does anyone know about Inferno??  I think it's an S+ machine.  I don't think I have ever heard of it before.  Is it fun?

I am pretty sure that they are clones of IGT S+ Sizzling Sevens, so yes it would be a fun game. They were popular at alot of Indian Casinos as the kits were cheaper than getting from IGT. I probably have a bunch of these machines in storage? 

CaptainHappy

Thanks CH for the info.  This guy wanted $1000 for the machine but since the coin comparitor doesn't work he wants $500.  Still too expensive if you ask me, but he is a couple milres from me.  I wonder what else is wrong if he is cutting the price in half just over the comparitor..  LOL

[ashyron]

Oh yea.  Why are they in your storage instead of in your house being played??  And more important, why aren't they in my storage??  HAHA

[CaptainHappy]

Oh yea.  Why are they in your storage instead of in your house being played??  And more important, why aren't they in my storage??  HAHA

TIME AND SPACE are the enemy!!!  (Sounds Science Fictionish after I re-read that!  )

You would probably die if you knew what I have in storage collecting dust currently...... Hint, numbers are in the hundreds! I have enough for my own casino!  Mostly S+, Barcrests, and WMS Dotmations, with a smattering of Oddessey, Bally, CDS, IGCA, and PE+. Long Story.

CaptainHappy

[ashyron]

Oh yea.  Why are they in your storage instead of in your house being played??  And more important, why aren't they in my storage??  HAHA

TIME AND SPACE are the enemy!!!  (Sounds Science Fictionish after I re-read that!   )

You would probably die if you knew what I have in storage collecting dust currently...... Hint, numbers are in the hundreds! I have enough for my own casino!   Mostly S+, Barcrests, and WMS Dotmations, with a smattering of Oddessey, Bally, CDS, IGCA, and PE+. Long Story.

CaptainHappy

I'm thinking I need to go for a drive with a really large unmarked truck.  Where did you say your storage is again??

[stayouttadabunker]

You'll be needing a ski mask , perhaps a balaclava, to conceal the smirk on your face... 

[icu44444]

i think i just want to go and pay homage or just take in the secret gaming spirit presence that i would be standing before. but keep in mind i will have my ski mask with me especially if i see an odyyssey straying from the herd. drool droo
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[ashyron]

You'll be needing a ski mask , perhaps a balaclava, to conceal the smirk on your face... 

Yea, it would be difficult to pull off.  Maybe I'll just show up, honk and the gates will open like some kind of miracle, HAHAHA

[brichter]

Oh yea.  Why are they in your storage instead of in your house being played??  And more important, why aren't they in my storage??  HAHA

TIME AND SPACE are the enemy!!!  (Sounds Science Fictionish after I re-read that!  )

You would probably die if you knew what I have in storage collecting dust currently...... Hint, numbers are in the hundreds! I have enough for my own casino!  Mostly S+, Barcrests, and WMS Dotmations, with a smattering of Oddessey, Bally, CDS, IGCA, and PE+. Long Story.

CaptainHappy

Mark, we need to talk...

[Buzz]

Bill  If you want to talk to Mark about his stash your talking to the wrong person, his Mom can give you the details not the Skipper, he doesn't have a clue to how many he has. 

[StatFreak]

Bill  If you want to talk to Mark about his stash your talking to the wrong person, his Mom can give you the details not the Skipper, he doesn't have a clue to how many he has. 

 

[CaptainHappy]

Bill  If you want to talk to Mark about his stash your talking to the wrong person, his Mom can give you the details not the Skipper, he doesn't have a clue to how many he has. 

 

  You guys are all really funny!

Buzz just met me at the BBQ, but sure got me figured out really quick!

I could go on that new A&E program called "Hoarders!" or "Obsessed." Not sure if anyone caught any of those shows... They could do a special SLOT edition of the show, but the production cost would be high as my stash is spread throughout 3 different states!!!  We could cut a deal with them to do a multipart series as I know I am not alone... there are more of us out there................... 

I think that I have a problem... I don't have at least one of each gaming machine that I want!!!!! 

CaptainHappy