Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!!

[channelmaniac]

What do you call a pedophile pirate?











Arrrrrrr Kelly

[tacman]

 Enjoy

Dan (tacman)

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[mctuerk]

A (british?) man cave

[coorslight115]

MALE FAIRY TALE
 
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate Spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
 
The end
 
 
 

[FORDSBS]

  NOW THAT ONE I LIKE.

[CVslots]

Last line should be "And then he woke up, and she was still bitching...." 

[Karaoke Mike]

What do you call an asshole wrapped in plastic?









You. Pull out your drivers license. Lol

[CVslots]

Now, I totally fell for that one...    

[Buzz]

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[FORDSBS]

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[FORDSBS]

The other day I was talking to someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and asked me a rhetorical question, ?Why didn?t we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up??
>
> I replied that I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.
>
> I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the priest, or if I didn?t put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.
>
> I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom?s garden and flower beds. I was drug to the homes of neighbors to help mow the yard, repair the clothesline, and if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, my dad would have drug me back to the woodshed.
>
> Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, or think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, of heroin: and if today?s children had this kind of drug problem, America would be a better place.
>
> God bless the parents who drugged us.

[Amachanic]

Amen... 

[proten]

 

[Firebird]

 

[FORDSBS]

I thought it was pretty good so had to post.

[coorslight115]

I thought it was pretty good so had to post.

I grew up by the same drugs....

[coorslight115]

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