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« Reply #100 on: November 17, 2008, 05:24:46 PM »

Barcrest - All Fired Up (Part 1)
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Barcrest - All Fired Up (Part 2)

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« Reply #101 on: November 17, 2008, 05:25:31 PM »

Barcrest - All Fired Up (Part 3)
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« Reply #102 on: November 17, 2008, 05:28:31 PM »

a guy smashing a machine
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« Reply #103 on: November 17, 2008, 08:46:41 PM »

"A guy witnesses an accident":

http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf
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« Reply #104 on: December 07, 2008, 11:08:53 AM »

Some you you will remember this from last year on the old site. Now that we've got snow here in the Midwest, I guess it applies. Enjoy!

 Dan (tacman)

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/owner/3eZOptZAwtP8RKt3y3x3ds4j#/recipient/3eZOptZAwtP8RKt3y3x3ds4j

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« Reply #105 on: December 07, 2008, 12:02:13 PM »

OH NO right in the nuuts again
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« Reply #106 on: December 08, 2008, 10:37:11 AM »

        Ah, a CLASSIC! bunny2 angry-kitty

Which Ron to root for? Scratch Head 2  or should I root for Dan???  Scratch Head  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing
I'm surprised it's still up. How long do they keep personalized videos on their site?
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« Reply #107 on: December 09, 2008, 05:11:00 PM »

 rotflmao


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« Reply #108 on: February 01, 2009, 05:15:05 PM »


John the Toilet Shot, Laid to Rest     (from foxnews.com)

John the Toilet Shot, Laid to Rest

Saturday, January 31, 2009


CENTERVILLE, Utah —  John, a porcelain commode gunned down in an accidental shooting at a fast food restaurant's bathroom, has died. His age was not immediately known.

The toilet was shattered by a bullet Jan. 12 when a man's gun fell from its holster as he was pulling up his pants, police said. Police do not plan to file criminal charges in connection with the incident.

Christian Martinez, manager of the Carl's Jr. where John was gunned down, held a memorial service Friday at the restaurant. He gave away bottles of John's favorite toilet cleaner, Kaboom Bowl Blaster, to the eatery's first 50 patrons.

A Bountiful flower shop provided a large floral arrangement.

"In all my years, I can say without a doubt that I have never delivered for a toilet," said deliveryman Doug Graham, "but I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever heard. I got a kick out of it."

Remnants of John hit and cut the gun owner's arm, but he was not seriously injured.

Police blamed John's death on the gun and style of holster the man was using.

"He was survived by the men's urinal and wash sink," said Martinez. "He left us way too soon."
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« Reply #109 on: February 01, 2009, 05:51:17 PM »

File that under "Only in Utah" (no offense to anyone from Utah).  Duh! Duh! rotflmao rotflmao
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« Reply #110 on: February 01, 2009, 07:43:49 PM »

It gave me a good laugh. rotflmao

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« Reply #111 on: February 11, 2009, 12:46:39 AM »

I've been married going on 31 years, that's too many Valentines to have to endure!!!!  ttth

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« Reply #112 on: February 11, 2009, 02:15:08 AM »

That's a good one!  I thought I saw a rabbit flying around too, did you see it?. bust gut laughing
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« Reply #113 on: February 13, 2009, 02:42:29 AM »

New product from Sony

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of

Warning: Very explicit language
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« Reply #114 on: February 13, 2009, 02:58:13 AM »

New product from Sony

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of

Warning: Very explicit language


 bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing K+ bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing I've met up with several of this device's brothers over the years. But what the hell, we buy into these companies' sucker plays of making us consumers want and need the latest version of every freakin' gadget they pump out, so in the end we get what we deserve. frying pan frying pan

The bit is still hilarious.  Tongue Out applause
PS: Their bandwidth is a little slow. It wouldn't download as fast as necessary to watch it unimpeded.
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« Reply #115 on: February 13, 2009, 05:24:21 AM »

Here is another Onion video for the new Apple Wheel computer. Tongue Out

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary

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"Everything is just a few hundred clicks away"

"...let the Predictive Sentence Technology complete the sentence for you..." (I guess we pronounce that 'Pssst')
Check out the sentences! Very helpful, these. Some excerpts: stir the pot / get cooking
{The Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacan's "Écrits" to the abortion doctor.}  <-- the joke writer certainly did his homework with this one!
{The amiable Althusserian scholar asked the aardvark for an absinthe.}    martini
{The ass asked for a better absinthe.}     kool aid <-- think late 1960's Wink (my joke)
{The awning covered the agile aardvark during the amiable rainstorm.}
{The babbling baby baked brownies with the amiable crocodile.}
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« Reply #116 on: February 23, 2009, 01:12:17 AM »

<a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x5odhh" target="_blank">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x5odhh</a>
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« Reply #117 on: February 23, 2009, 01:23:38 AM »

Thanks, that was neat only now I'm craving popcorn.  I will have to try this to believe that they didn't mount a magnetron under the table.

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« Reply #118 on: February 23, 2009, 01:32:59 AM »

That is exactly how they did it, put a magnatron and parts to run it under the table.

There is not enough RF energy out of a cell phone to get the popcorn hot enough to pop, wrong frequency, and these days 200mw output is the maximum RF output of a cell phone.
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« Reply #119 on: February 23, 2009, 02:01:18 AM »

For those that don't know, a magnetron is the part in a microwave that creates the"micro waves".  This is the short answer, for the long answer go to http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-magnetron.htm

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« Reply #120 on: February 23, 2009, 07:31:44 AM »

Sorry to burst everyone's popcorn bubble, but the ad is all camera fakery. They simply dropped pieces of popped popcorn from above and did some post production editing. I'll try to find a video on "how they did it" if possible. stir the pot / get cooking



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Okay, Snopes has it:

http://www.snopes.com/science/cookegg.asp
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« Reply #121 on: February 23, 2009, 11:36:37 AM »

A microwave runs at the 2.4GHz frequency range - the same range as 802.11b/g wireless networks. The wavelengths are too long to pass through the little holes in the door which is a good thing because at 600 WATTS of power it would damage YOU if directly exposed.

Yes, 600 watts of power!

Current digital cell phones are 200mw max. The old analog car mount ones were 3 watts max which were bad enough, but at least their antennas weren't next to your head.

Hmmm.... .2 watts max. You'd need 3000 cell phones to equal the power of a microwave oven. Think about that then decide if it's real or not. Wink
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« Reply #122 on: February 23, 2009, 12:16:12 PM »

I'd imagine turning on a microwave oven is pretty similiar to turning on 6  100 watt light bulbs?
My teenage boys usually have every bloody light on in the house when I get home after work.... rotflmao
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« Reply #123 on: February 23, 2009, 12:51:19 PM »

My teenage boys usually have every bloody light on in the house when I get home after work.... rotflmao

My wife has that same problem!

lol....

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« Reply #124 on: February 23, 2009, 06:30:27 PM »

I'd imagine turning on a microwave oven is pretty similiar to turning on 6  100 watt light bulbs?
My teenage boys usually have every bloody light on in the house when I get home after work.... rotflmao

Have them pay the electric bill for a few months from their allowance, or job money, if they work.  Mc D french fries

The average microwave is rated at about 1100 watts. I just looked at mine, which has that consumer rating, and it actually consumes 13.5A - about 1485-1620 watts. The only other household devices that typically use that much power are heaters -- blow dryers, toasters, space heaters, etcetera. I think that channelmaniac was referring to the actual net power that is radiated inside the cooking area.
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