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« Reply #250 on: October 12, 2009, 01:28:33 PM »

Enjoy a good laugh!

 Dan (tacman)

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« Reply #251 on: October 12, 2009, 05:03:49 PM »

I like that one, Thanks and K+
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« Reply #252 on: December 07, 2009, 03:16:49 PM »

OK.......................Who wants to chip in for a group buy? From craigslist, link at bottom.



1983 Key to Room #777, Central Tower, Caesars Palace, Las Vegas - $10000

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Date: 2009-12-06, 8:06PM PST


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My first trip to Las Vegas (there have only been two), I stayed in Room # 777 in the Central Tower of Caesars Palace. I hit a progressive jackpot ($100.55) within my first ten spins on a slot machine. I saw Bernadette Peters do a bawdy number about masturbation I'll never forget. And the arrangements were made and paid by a business contact I never met, only spoke with. That trip, is one of my fondest memories.

I stole the key.

Life goes on and rarely measures up to the effervescent promise of youth. My life of late has played like the script for a bad movie. I can only visit Las Vegas in spirit, and I can not touch the magic, but I can toss this key onto the table of craigslist … I could use a kiss from Lady Luck.

In the past eighteen months:

My husband of nearly twenty years decided he didn't want to be married and left.
He hasn't filed for divorce and he knows I don't have the money for an attorney, because he took all the money (and his twenty something girlfriend).
He left all the bills, responsibilities and an unfinished bathroom remodel (90% demolished).
The IRS is after him because he hasn't filed taxes in three years (we file separately) and now they intend to lien my home because I foolishly added him onto the title when my parents died so they consider it an asset of his.
I've been “a homemaker” and in this economy those offering jobs are overwhelmed with applicants, employers are more inclined to hire the recently laid off than someone who has been out of the workforce for many years

I could go on but like I said, a bad movie and I don't want you walking out quite yet.

I would like to sell my Caesars Palace Key for $10K, it won't get me out of the hole I'm in but it will beat back the hounds from the door. A big winner, a generous person, a collector of memorabilia, all I need is one. The key is a little bent and shows wear and age, but it's not cracked or broken, not unlike me.

Payment via Paypal (you will be able to confirm my identity), shipment via priority mail.

Luck, help this Lady tonight …



http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/clt/1498357333.html







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« Reply #253 on: December 07, 2009, 03:24:12 PM »

Yikes! 10k for a key to ANYTHING is awful steep!
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« Reply #254 on: December 07, 2009, 06:55:24 PM »

Remind your husband the basics of math....... 18 goes into 54....... more times than 54 goes into 18....  rotflmao

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« Reply #255 on: December 07, 2009, 10:18:03 PM »

The pics on the origional ad are good enough where I think we can make a working reproduction....

   sell them for mabey $1000 instead of $10000 ?   bust gut laughing
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« Reply #256 on: December 08, 2009, 03:37:19 AM »

Yikes! 10k for a key to ANYTHING is awful steep!

Oh, I dunno. How about a key to a safe with $1,000,000 cash inside that you could keep. Would that be worth $10,000? arrow Weird Eyes frying pan
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« Reply #257 on: December 08, 2009, 04:19:04 PM »

Yikes! 10k for a key to ANYTHING is awful steep!

Oh, I dunno. How about a key to a safe with $1,000,000 cash inside that you could keep. Would that be worth $10,000? arrow Weird Eyes frying pan


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« Reply #258 on: December 08, 2009, 05:46:13 PM »

Not sure if this one has ever been posted.  I absolutely LOVED it when I first heard, and it still makes me laugh.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/J5z4Vs26-TI&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/J5z4Vs26-TI&rel=0</a>

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« Reply #259 on: December 08, 2009, 09:33:29 PM »

I've heard it before, but was still good for another laugh.
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« Reply #260 on: December 09, 2009, 06:04:35 AM »

I've heard it before, but was still good for another laugh.
 bust gut laughing
Thanks,
Wayne
Me, too!  It's a classic.  Hail  Thanks for posting it. applause
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« Reply #261 on: January 05, 2010, 09:50:58 AM »

I rec'd this via email. Can't attest to the dialogue of the email but the vids speak for themselves.  (Can Revenge be any more SWEET?)

from email:
A musician named Dave Carroll recently had difficulty with
United Airlines. United apparently damaged his treasured Taylor
guitar ($3500) during a flight. Dave spent over 9 months trying to
get United to pay for damages caused by baggage handlers to his
custom Taylor guitar. During his final exchange with the United
Customer Relations Manager, he stated that he was left with no
choice other than to create a music video for Youtube exposing
their lack of cooperation. The Manager responded : "Good luck with that one, pal".
So he posted a retaliatory video on Youtube. The
video has since received over 7 million hits. United Airlines
contacted the musician and attempted settlement in exchange for
pulling the video. Naturally his response was: "Good luck with that
one, pal". Taylor Guitars sent the musician 2 new custom guitars in
appreciation for the product recognition from the video that has
lead to a sharp increase in orders.

Here's the video ....

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/5YGc4zOqozo&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/5YGc4zOqozo&rel=0</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/h-UoERHaSQg&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/h-UoERHaSQg&rel=0</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/T_X-Qoh__mw&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/T_X-Qoh__mw&rel=0</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/V0ophSWaRSQ&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/V0ophSWaRSQ&rel=0</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/n12WFZq2__0&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/n12WFZq2__0&rel=0</a>
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« Reply #262 on: January 05, 2010, 12:54:11 PM »

Bravo to Bob Taylor and the gang at Taylor Guitars!  applause yes
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« Reply #263 on: February 05, 2010, 03:51:39 AM »

I was never wild about the look of the external BV on my IGT, but i found a new use for it!!!  yes Instant toilet paper holder.  bust gut laughing
Now if my wife will only let me put it in the bathroom I'd be set.  arrow


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« Reply #264 on: February 05, 2010, 04:09:07 AM »

oh that's nuts! lol
Hey! Is your Round Top cabinet yellow?
That would be awesome with a "Go Bananas!" kit! lol
That particular kit even has yellow background on the strips!
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« Reply #265 on: February 05, 2010, 04:17:47 AM »

Sorry it's late here & i am board. propeller Yes it is a yellow cabinet. Would you believe it was a RWB when i first got it ,looked terrible. Go Bananas never saw that one before? sounds cool. yes
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« Reply #266 on: February 05, 2010, 04:22:20 AM »

Heck, it ain't anywhere as cool as that red convertible! lol
But here's a pic of "Go Bananas!"


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« Reply #267 on: February 05, 2010, 04:27:51 AM »

Yeah the GTO is fun (can't wait for summer to drive it again).
That Go Bananas Is very cool never saw it before. does it have any special features?Not sure about the purple with the yellow cabinet though.
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« Reply #268 on: February 05, 2010, 04:31:18 AM »

I think it respins like nuts like a "Haywire" game because it needs a Type 2 SP gamechip.
I've never seen one in action...
Maybe a purple cabinet then? lol
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« Reply #269 on: February 05, 2010, 05:29:46 AM »

Yes, "Go Bananas" is a Haywire clone, so you'd still have the same game in your machine. propeller That round top in the bottom picture would be a perfect fit. yes You wouldn't even need to change the chips, just the glass and strips.
And Jslots, that TP holder is over the top! I love it!  Cry Laughing Cry Laughing
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« Reply #270 on: February 05, 2010, 05:34:45 AM »

I just had a heated discussion with my wife about this the other night!
I like the TP to come out over the top...she says it should come out from underneath...
now, is this worthy of a poll?  Tongue Out
My argument was that it comes out from over the top because
that's how the hotel maids do it...plus they make a little V-fold!!!
( Oh Boy, I think I can see where this is going.... bust gut laughing)
I better get to bed....lol
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« Reply #271 on: February 05, 2010, 05:43:52 AM »

Stout, for what it's worth, I read (somewhere in my past) that when toilet paper was invented and first promoted, it came with instructions to install it with the paper coming off of the top.
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« Reply #272 on: February 05, 2010, 06:25:07 AM »

Off the top, so you don't have to fumble around underneath the roll where you can't see to find the end.
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« Reply #273 on: February 05, 2010, 09:34:19 AM »

Gotta be over the top, and if you have guests coming, do the V-Fold to impress them!  Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing

My Dad used to run hotels and casinos, and he said that is the "proper" way to do it. Also I think that he mentioned that it saves a couple sheets every time... Guess that matters over the long run for hotels and casinos!  stir the pot / get cooking

Heck what am I saying, my guests are impressed if I even make sure that they have TP available! Duh! bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing

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« Reply #274 on: February 05, 2010, 11:45:42 AM »

Cottonelle is running a real poll on TV and internet asking "How do you roll"? It is a real survey regarding how you place your toilet paper tissue.
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