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I DONT SELL ON EBAY ITS NOT ME .
« Reply #350 on: August 25, 2010, 08:24:42 PM »
 Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head Scratch Head

perhaps this is why all the people in the INDIANA JONES SERIES OF MOVIES

YOU SEE SMOKING A PIPE TYPE UNIT (CONNECTED TO LONG HOSE) THAT WAS ON A TABLE TOP

YOU NEVER SAW WHERE THE HOSE WENT TO ????? bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing PERHAPS A

----- CAMEL OUTSDE THE TENT OR BUILDING JUST DOING >>>>METHANE <<<<< OUT---BURST ..
it said it calms the savage people dwn --or just gets them so wacked out of the mind

they just get burnt like the brain on the fry the egg commercial is like a brain on drugs  Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh!

CAMEL DUNG --has powered many things in the past !!!taste like S%%%^T  LOL ttth ttth ttth ttth ttth ttth

  ttth ttth ttth ttth ttth       oops excuse me to the normal man or woman   CaptainHappy CaptainHappy CaptainHappy CaptainHappy
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« Reply #351 on: August 26, 2010, 01:19:16 AM »
OMG!!!... I can't believe that sh-- !  rotflmao bust gut laughing
That's amazing!!
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« Reply #352 on: August 26, 2010, 11:38:29 AM »
Quote from: stayouttadabunker on August 26, 2010, 01:19:16 AM
OMG!!!... I can't believe that sh-- !  rotflmao bust gut laughing
That's amazing!!


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hey i would not blow smoke up your @ass bunker !! its there in color lol
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« Reply #353 on: August 26, 2010, 01:53:30 PM »
So THATS where the phrase came from.
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« Reply #354 on: August 26, 2010, 02:15:02 PM »
Quote from: reho33 on August 26, 2010, 01:53:30 PM
So THATS where the phrase came from.

you know mst phrases do have a original source .. many I cant ask on the forum OR EXPLAIN IN DETAIL  lol
but a few are UNIVERSAL IN NATURE !!   

THE >>1<< FINGER SALUTE ---- in Rockets terms can be the same  as  HAVE A NICE DAY !

 the goose that laid  the golden egg ??? --that one has me baffled

you have to be SH*****TING ME  another unknown author

if someone wants to spend the time they will find the answer's
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now for CAPTAIN HAPPY  -THE SEA MAN !!  HE SHOULD RECOGNIZE THIS  ??

its from a book of famous KNOT TIGHING from sea ship knots to LAND BASED KNOTS & USES

I have the book to prove this term --    a >>>>ARSEHOLE <<<<< is the hole inside a wooden block
which we have most all seen on old ships or sailing ships --the term BLOCK AND TACKLE ETC

THE "ARSE" HOLE IS THE HOLE IN THE WOOD BLOCK THAT THE ROPE PASSES THROUGH !!

which over the yrs got called @sshole  .  if you ever got your finger caught inbetween the rope and hole while pulling something ?? it hurts like hell--if your finger des not get removed in process  ??

then --- came the term   you   ---f-----ing  arse hole ..get the picture ??
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« Reply #355 on: August 26, 2010, 03:42:35 PM »
That's more information than I needed.  bust gut laughing
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« Reply #356 on: August 27, 2010, 09:44:40 AM »
Quote from: r273 on August 26, 2010, 03:42:35 PM
That's more information than I needed.  bust gut laughing

Ron --I think your jealous --you never knew about the wood block & hole or the smoke treatment !!
you have been thinking about that picture of the old  bellows huh ?? lolllllllllllllllllllll
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« Reply #357 on: August 27, 2010, 06:41:48 PM »
I guess I should file this under: You learn something every day!??? wave

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« Reply #358 on: August 27, 2010, 07:03:29 PM »
Captain ,you did know that block hole answer from Navy training correct ? Man I'm just a hay farmer and I can tie a sheepshank + monkeys fist ! We put led balls inside the monkey fist made with 1/2" manilla rope to use as a Black Jack in our cars. Gov cars lol
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« Reply #359 on: August 27, 2010, 07:30:04 PM »
Donnie   your getting old, does our memory diminish with age?  A Monkey Fist made with 1/2 rope would be bigger than a Basket Ball !!   Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing
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« Reply #360 on: August 27, 2010, 07:44:32 PM »
Quote from: Buzz on August 27, 2010, 07:30:04 PM
Donnie   your getting old, does our memory diminish with age?  A Monkey Fist made with 1/2 rope would be bigger than a Basket Ball !!   Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing
nope size of softball after you soak it in water it shrinks up nice and tight  ..you leave a 3-feet lenth black tape the heck out of the end or splice a loop on it  you know the feeling of a hot bath getting all shrinked up at your age  ha ha just look at it ..lol
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« Reply #361 on: August 27, 2010, 07:48:32 PM »
 Scratch Head Help BUZZ i did not say we need a bigger boat !!! along with the sheep shank lol

that happened up my way yesterday .. kids took the great white shark fin painted it black out of styrafoam and towed it through boston harbor
people were snapping pictures left and right until coast guard grabbed it and let news teams show the home made fin like in JAWS !!LOL
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« Reply #362 on: November 29, 2010, 12:40:58 PM »
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NEVER GET BACKED INTO A CORNER !!

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 I can think of a few people I  know that live like this daily .. rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
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« Reply #363 on: November 29, 2010, 05:26:01 PM »
Somebody needs to pull his head out of his...er...I guess the elephant's ass.  There isn't enough soap on the planet!!!  LOL!
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« Reply #364 on: November 29, 2010, 05:59:08 PM »
Of this brings up the question - would you stick your head in there for a million bucks?  Tongue Out
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« Reply #365 on: November 29, 2010, 06:21:41 PM »
Quote from: stayouttadabunker on November 29, 2010, 05:59:08 PM
Of this brings up the question - would you stick your head in there for a million bucks?  Tongue Out

heck 25,000.00 twenty five thousand a head shot .. I would have a standing line to watch ..lol
did you think you looked any better when you arrived on your birthday ??

I would even go as low as 10k----- if i was guaranteed atleast 10 tickets per day tax free!!
its only a litte shat!!!

soap & water ..
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« Reply #366 on: November 29, 2010, 08:30:03 PM »
Looks like he almost ASS-PHIXIATED LOL
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« Reply #367 on: November 29, 2010, 08:42:18 PM »
Oh they are starting to pop up now ! What about the green house affect on ozone lair ? Lol as I said all zoo keepers don't get backed into a corner lol 
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« Reply #368 on: November 29, 2010, 11:20:12 PM »
That is one crappy job!  Poor guy.  I can't imagine choking on rectum fumes.
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« Reply #369 on: November 30, 2010, 12:02:20 AM »
Rectum Hell  -  Damn near killed him!    Cry Laughing
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« Reply #370 on: November 30, 2010, 01:13:03 AM »
man...that poor worker got sucked in... Tongue Out
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« Reply #371 on: December 04, 2010, 02:11:11 PM »
I WILL MAKE THIS QUICK --THEN EXPLAIN A STORY I HAD WITH THIS BANK IN 2001
AFTER I HEAR EVERYONES OPINION OF THIS BANK .. ALL OPINIONS ARE WELCOME  !!

I think this is the biggest scam for a bank to do !!
not to mention for the business owners who pay there employees by check that dont do business
with the same bank as there employer -- to get shocked with this one --
if they go to the bank and cash there check -then get finger printed also--
so now that finger print goes on the check & back to whoever wrote check--what can they do with your finger print down the road ?? 

RE: The story goes like this --day before thanksgivng I go to local antique store with some items I was going to toss in dump.
antique dealer I  have known for years .. pays me $130.00 by check from antique store .He deals with CITIZENS BANK IN MA.
on my way home I decided to cash the check at this BANK across the st. from antique store .

 I had two forms of I.D. DRIVERS LIC. & DEBIT card from my bank .
 I said I would like to cash this check --also saying I do not have a account here .

Teller  said are you aware of the new bank rules ??-- I said no --please explain ??
SHE SAID  NON  CITIZEN BANK ACCOUNT people would be charged a $7.00 FEE
FOR PROCESSING A  CHECK OF 100.00 OR MORE ---PLUS BE FINGER PRINTED !!

I said to her let me get this correct ?? if i cash this check your going to take $7.00 bucks out of the $130.00 figure ?
her reply  was yes sir ..plus finger print my index finger on the check .
 unless you want to open up a account with us --or go to your own bank and deposit it .

The only reason I went to cash the check was I needed some cash for gasoline to fill my tank before the holiday.
plus my bank is ten miles away and  closed early that day .

I enclosed in this post two pictures of the reciept I was given ..razor blade is hiding my personal info thats all ..

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS .. I WILL THEN REPLY WITH A FANTASTIC STORY.
THAT IS RELATED  TO WHY I DONT HAVE A ACCOUNT WITH CITIZENS BANK .

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« Reply #372 on: December 04, 2010, 11:39:02 PM »
Everyone who is given a check from this bank should demand an extra $7 from
the check writer. I guess $14 if they want to pay it by check.
I think I would just refuse to accept checks from this bank. I bet
that would make the bank reconsider.
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« Reply #373 on: December 05, 2010, 12:06:09 AM »
People just DON'T have to tolerate this crapola from a bank.I caught hell from B of A (Bank of Illegal Aliens)....
Seemed they wanted to CHARGE ME for "Free Checking". I told them they needed to EARN my business.
She wasnt going to fold, I was going to pay a service charge or else! My answer..........
OK...FINE! I need to make a transaction.,..........
I want a Money Order made out to me, in the sum of the amount in said account ($10,000+)..She checked the account
and saw the funds were indeed in there. The tapdance and asskissing soon began.....
I got her boss involved, told her their business model sucked ass and please expedite said money order so I could go to Wells-Fargo
across the street. Supervisor said that wont be necessary,all fees would be waived and she was very sorry for the "Confusion" She asked if there was
anything else she could do for me........my answer.......
Get me the Money Order I requested and close the god damn account, to this day I wont have ANYTHING to do with Bank Of Assholes.....
Moral of the story, tell them to shove that $7.00 up their corporate ass and select the next bank, the best choice...the one that the check was drawn on...
Do not allow these chicken-shit businesses to victimize you. If you do, you have only yourself to blame....

Kirk
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« Reply #374 on: December 05, 2010, 12:11:44 AM »
P.S.  a "Check" is a promissary note, you DO NOT have to accept one as payment!
When you get the runaround from stores like "Worst Buy" (Best Buy) they will pull this garbage.
Simply tell them at the refund counter you do not accept promissary notes, you want CASH.
I did this at a Best Buy, got the sheriff involved, i won and so did the people behind me in line that watched
me stick it to Best Buy..........


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