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« Reply #375 on: December 05, 2010, 12:49:27 AM »
Quote from: KirkLasVegas on December 05, 2010, 12:11:44 AM
...you want CASH.
I did this at a Best Buy, got the sheriff involved, i won and so did the people behind me in line that watched
me stick it to Best Buy..........
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 rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao I love it!! Way to go man! STICK it to 'em!!!  yes yes yes
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« Reply #376 on: December 05, 2010, 12:55:45 AM »
Simple fix: Don't accept the check.

Take it back to the merchant and tell him you want cash. When he asks why, tell him how badly HIS bank treated you, and ask him how he would feel if you wrote him a check and the tables were turned when he took it to your bank.

Anyone still banking at banks is just exposing themselves to abuse anyway, join a credit union. My checking account makes more interest than my friends' savings accounts at Wells and BofA, and my savings makes double their interest.

I dropped Wells Fargo when I froze (by court order), all of the joint accounts I had with my ex-wife. A week later, she emptied our daughter's trust account, And Wells said they were not to blame because the trust account was not specifically named in the order. None of the accounts were specified in the order, the exact wording was "all accounts where both (my name) and (her name) are signatories."  That was 16 years ago, I've been in a credit union since.
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« Reply #377 on: December 05, 2010, 01:03:28 AM »
Quote from: brichter on December 05, 2010, 12:55:45 AM
...Anyone still banking at banks is just exposing themselves to
abuse anyway, join a credit union.
My checking account makes more interest than my friends' savings
accounts at Wells and BofA, and my savings makes double their interest.

That's a pretty cool idea! No, really it is!  Would you lend me about 20k to start?  Tongue Out
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« Reply #378 on: December 05, 2010, 03:51:36 AM »
You don't need 20k to join a credit union.
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« Reply #379 on: December 05, 2010, 04:00:42 AM »
Bravo Bravo Kirk   applause   Hail   Clap  That is why I do all my banking with a Credit Union. Big name banks think they deserve big fees... They deserve nothing but this... mooners censored
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« Reply #380 on: December 05, 2010, 05:46:48 AM »
Quote from: brichter on December 05, 2010, 03:51:36 AM
You don't need 20k to join a credit union.

I know...that's why I'm asking you to  lend it to me...lol rotflmao Crazy  just kidding ya!
I belong to a credit union...but I take out more than I earn    arrow
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« Reply #381 on: December 05, 2010, 06:11:32 AM »
Ah, the American way...  Duh! Tongue Out
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« Reply #382 on: December 07, 2010, 03:38:09 AM »
I had a friend that always wrote me a $100 cheque at Christmas for my kids.
I deposited the money into the bank at Melon Bank in PA (now Citizens) they told me that it would be 6 weeks to clear as It was a Canadian Cheque.
Not needing the money anytime soon as it was for the kids I said fine.
They failed to inform me that there was also a $40 fee for clearing foreign currency.
About 8 weeks later I went to the bank and asked them if my cheque had cleared.
They said it had cleared almost 3 weeks ago. With 65c dollars and the $40 fee that left me $15 out of the $100.

I argued with them that they never informed me of such an exporbant charge - and that you can dump an American cheque in a Canadian bank and there is NEVER any fee EVER for a deposit.

They finally agreed to reverse 1/2 the charge. I asked them to discharge my account / mortgage / etc and I walked it over to Dollar Bank.

Banks now make more on fees than any other segment of their business.

The only thing worse than banks are the payroll cheque cashing companys / payday loan people.
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« Reply #383 on: December 07, 2010, 10:27:05 AM »
Thanks Jay ,
for your story of CITIZENS BANK !!

later after coffee time today --

I will post the rest of the story .. that happenned that day ..
that makes me  feel I got my 7.00 bucks worth of talking time in the bank ..

the tease below !!

since several patrons walked out of line and left the bank while I gave my speech !!   bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing bust gut laughing
plus applause from one !!
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« Reply #384 on: December 07, 2010, 08:17:39 PM »
Maybe banks should run casinos so that they can control the casino credit and the profit also, LOL
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« Reply #385 on: January 08, 2011, 11:21:46 PM »
I know this has been ging around emails, but I thinks its hlariu enough to post here!  yes Enjoy!!!  bust gut laughing

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« Reply #386 on: January 24, 2011, 12:01:04 AM »
Why's it have to be this bloody cold???!?!??!  hissy fit bawling
I just took this picture when I went outside a few minutes ago...
I gotta move....lol  No wonder my cat loves her little box!

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« Reply #387 on: January 24, 2011, 02:27:52 AM »
Ah, I see your problem: You need a new thermometer! Frozen  Crazy frying pan rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

I took this either 10 minutes after your did local time, or 50 minutes before -- depending on whether I look at the time stamp of the picture or the time stamp of your post. arrow

I'll be happy to send it to you if you'd like. It reads about 62°F warmer than yours.  very hot Tumbleweed  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing

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« Reply #388 on: January 24, 2011, 02:37:45 AM »
Now I'm really creeped out that you have the
same thermometer as I do???!?!?  bust gut laughing Cry Laughing

Wait!  Yours is a "Springfield" while mine is a "Sunbeam"


I feel so much better now.... Crazy


ADD>>> It's supposed to bottom out at -31 or -32F by morning...argh!!!
That's 64 degress BELOW freezing! lol

Well,
It's minus 24 degrees F  at 12AM EST and dropping even more.  Nuts!
-20 was at 9PM EST...that was "balmy"...lol
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« Reply #389 on: January 24, 2011, 03:10:44 AM »
Quote from: StatFreak on January 24, 2011, 02:27:52 AM
I took this either 10 minutes after your did local time, or 50 minutes before -- depending on whether I look at the time stamp of the picture or the time stamp of your post. arrow

I'll be happy to send it to you if you'd like. It reads about 62°F warmer than yours.  very hot Tumbleweed  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing

Mine's about 10 degrees over yours, and it's 9pm. Tongue Out

We'll be pushing 70 next week... yes propeller stir the pot / get cooking Cry Laughing Cry Laughing
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« Reply #390 on: January 24, 2011, 03:11:37 AM »
Little Trivia
Which is colder -40 degrees F or -40 degrees C?
 
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« Reply #391 on: January 24, 2011, 03:19:06 AM »
Duh... the same.  bust gut laughing bust gut laughing
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« Reply #392 on: January 24, 2011, 03:26:42 AM »
Strange  formula.  Its the only combo that is the same  . 
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« Reply #393 on: January 24, 2011, 03:31:17 AM »
Mark, you live in the North County, this is normal for you  LOL
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« Reply #394 on: January 24, 2011, 04:01:57 AM »
Brichter you are correct!
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« Reply #395 on: January 24, 2011, 12:40:04 PM »
 Scratch Head That's strange...Somebody's messing with my thermometer....lol
The engine barely cranked over this morning....argh!!!  Pull Hair
Now I gotta go buy a new battery...craps banghead
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« Reply #396 on: January 24, 2011, 02:41:16 PM »
Quote from: stayouttadabunker on January 24, 2011, 12:40:04 PM
Scratch Head That's strange...Somebody's messing with my thermometer....lol
The engine barely cranked over this morning....argh!!!  Pull Hair
Now I gotta go buy a new battery...craps banghead

I have 5 words for you: Block Heater and Battery Warmer.
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« Reply #397 on: January 24, 2011, 05:44:08 PM »
lol...thanks channel...!
I'll look into it and see what they cost.
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« Reply #398 on: January 24, 2011, 05:51:20 PM »
Quote from: stayouttadabunker on January 24, 2011, 12:40:04 PM
Scratch Head That's strange...Somebody's messing with my thermometer....lol
The engine barely cranked over this morning....argh!!!  Pull Hair
Now I gotta go buy a new battery...craps banghead


It was minus 7 here this morning.. Hell i couldn;t even crank over at that rate... Silly Me! yes Cry Laughing Crazy
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« Reply #399 on: January 25, 2011, 05:02:52 AM »
Quote from: channelmaniac on January 24, 2011, 02:41:16 PM
Quote from: stayouttadabunker on January 24, 2011, 12:40:04 PM
Scratch Head That's strange...Somebody's messing with my thermometer....lol
The engine barely cranked over this morning....argh!!!  Pull Hair
Now I gotta go buy a new battery...craps banghead

I have 5 words for you: Block Heater and Battery Warmer.

Heck, I can beat that. I have 3 words for you: Move to California*. Crazy frying pan Cry Laughing Cry Laughing Cry Laughing 
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